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MANIFESTATION 11/13/2023
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: AoT Final Chapters Part II is the official title ?? they’ve renamed the 2 (?) final seasons. finally know all the titan lore (i think). can’t be spoiled
Avalon: In bed. 6 hr period. 5 hours of meetings other than kgb and tricked into vp of events
Ominous rumbling: ;asjdfsdhfjkdshfjkfgjkhgdfhjgfdjhgdfjkgh
Daniel: I had a weekend. I opened chimil at prerelease.
Nick: nothing of note
Julia: unproductive meeting for group project
Benner: Did lots of writing, last minute research, new video game Chants of Senna (i hate stealth)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kevin: do they exist.
Avalon: Misappropriated Going Down Committee: my grades
Benner: History of Pepsi Committee: Pepsi had 8th largest global mili
Daniel: What Snacks do you want committee: Propel.
Nick: Meal Block Committee - 18-422, or $6
Kevin: SRAM
Rumbling: grgrhrngnnrkhhgknghshgn
Nick: Piazza Committee: reap your children after they die. When the child returns it dies, then it becomes a zombie
Ethan: ad hoc What the fuck is this email committee?: Indigenous panel but all text is one letter per line. it’s very funny you should have been here to see it.
Kevin: Corsec - email from god?
Corsec: 40 years ago, the Vatican received a prophecy about the coming of the King of Kings. Its content is known only by the C.I.A. which has mind readers and an eye on the world, and the Vatican, which has already been informed about the sealed envelope hidden in the archives, and currently all people are directed to the Jakub Dragon :skull: Facebook profile, where everything is described in detail on up to date. Please read the entire content of this profile.
G.O.D.
Benner: the profile had lots of dark pictures and strange comments. nothing about cia or vatican.
Nick: my hand is just comfy
Avalon: my hand is (high five from kevin) that was a bit forceful
Nathan: the email became normal for 2 seconds but it reloaded and it’s back to being bad
Kevin: who has the thing?
Julia: do i? (takes out the thing)
Kevin: who will
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Kevin: what is not your fault this week benner?
Benner: paper due in 4h 29m
Daniel: 10pm?
everyone hates weird deadlines
Kevin: everyone else’s homework is your fault
Kevin: who will
Kevin: who will
Kevin: who will
Kevin: who will
Nick: AFS went down so lab deadline was extended from 9pm to 12pm. 3 extra hours lmao.
NEW BUSINESS
Daniel motion to allocate 43 trillion dollars to me
Nick: motion to split the difference and round to one
Daniel: changed to 21.5 trillion
Avalon: motion to amend to add 21.5 trillion for Avalon
friendly
Benner: motion to amend to (2^82589933)-1
daniel: who? me or avalon
benner: rps
daniel wins 2-1 with triple rock
final motion: 1 to daniel and 21.5 trillion to avalon
failed?????
avalon: it’s time to be real
avalon: motion to be real
avalon is real
Julia: motion to select a number by committee
Kevin: no. do it yourself
nick: farnam has the entire 6th floor as an office in warner
nick: something about the cathedral of learning
nick: farnam the jahanian
avalon: farnam the hutt jahanian
Kevin: who will
a guy: (comes in and sits down?? what is he doing)
avalon: hi nicolas
ghost table: ooOoooOoo
Julia: so you motion to create a blank
Nick: shows me a video of kesden running around and screaming
avalon: Kesden!??
avalon watches the video of kesden running around and screaming
the video is 20 seconds long.
nick: it was about academic honesty
a guy: (looking at the door? testing the key card. )
benner: did a reading for english.
nick: motion to seafoam green
Nathan: philosophy class. hessian matrices. calculus. it’s exciting to see an integral sign in philosophy
Daniel: i hate the hessian
avalon+benner: i would not be excited by an integral sign
benner: i did get excited by looking through school board records and they banned this book twice
RRAS
kevin:
we have an event. it’s ctfws
eshaan: (comes in)
kevin: ctfws is this friday! use the stuff. don’t steal it. pay dues.
giving tuesday. donate to the university and it’s doubled! pay our dues this way.
eshaan: can we combine with thirsty thursdays?
kevin: out of order
kevin: we also need judges! but none of you have played ctfws.
nick: rkremlin is at saturday 9pm at kremlin (the russian embassy pittsburgh)
kevin: design meeting on sunday. go attend it if you want to influence it
SHMUCKS
nick: rkremlin is at saturday 9pm at kremlin (the russian embassy pittsburgh)
eshaan: mtg cube. i need ideas and beginner friendly.
avalon: motion to salute eshaan
kevin: take fun with robots. on monday 7p-8:50
nick: im taking adult fun with robots (intro to robo)
daniel: motion to the left
nick: motion to colors
avalon: motion to the right
nick: motion to stage right
nick: my hand was just comfortable like this
benner: motion to fffae7
avalon: motion to upwards
nick: motion to purple (in order)
eshaan: antiseconded
nick: this will never die
julia: motion to the corner of unshame
avalon: my hand is just comfy
nick: motion to nominate avalon as overseer
passed
avalon:(moves 2 feet)
kevin: stands up
avalon: stands on a chair
daniel: motion to bleen
nathan: motion to grue
eshaan: point of informaiton: something that is grue is green until time t and blue afterwards. something bleen is something blue until time t and green after
avalon: motion downwards
nick: motion to red
benner: motion to ... . .- ..-. --- .- -- / --. .-. . . -.
kevin: requesting a report
daniel: it said ... . .- ..-. --- .- -- / --. .-. . . -.
kevin: out of order
eshaan: motion
nick: 6d 6f 74 69 6f 6e 20 74 6f 20 47 4f 41 54
avalon: taps kevin’s shoulder
kevin: weird way to say gtfo
down with the tyrant
daniel taps nicks shoulder???? why did i do this!
nick: types 0_0
on avalon: hits enter on my keyboard
