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OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: went to la prima, wearing this shirt, barista said “I love reading the phantom tool booth”, haven’t read phantom tool booth
Avalon: moderated a very exciting political forum, a lot of audience yelling and security threats
NEW PEOPLE!!!
Jacob, fish program, 2024, LA, live in shadyside/sq hill like everyone else
Noella, she/her, cs, Mumbai, lives in E-tower
Milo, he/him, south orange NJ (north jersey), dietrich, 2027, in dietrich
Daniel: got too invested in pokemon sleep meta, it’s not fun because you have to track all of your pokemon, and they all matter, everything sucks, hate all of my pokemon now, GBGC this Friday, board games and card games
Teddy^Nick: probably met very early for 240 lab
Julia: got dunked on for asking if cream of celery soup has dairy
Theo: fish, did not bring umbrella
Benner: underestimated the amount of time that homework was going to take, played way too much pallia, like stardew valley mmo with fantasy creature things, internet identity class talks a lot about people who spend too much time playing mmos
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Daniel: corn subs 4.66$
Benner: wikipedia: there was a physicist and mathematician at michigan state who wanted to publish some of his research, used we instead of I, had to list cat as coauthor so journal would accept
Avalon: mis mealblock: mealblocks are 6$
Teddy: bone hunting: don’t bus 2 hours to strip district meats to get pork bones for stock
Milo: the rise in mealblocks was fixed by 5th floor E tower residents fixing prices
Nathan: Sealands: flag of sealands was placed on the summit of mt. everists
Benner: wikipedia: squirrelfishing Squirrel fishing is the sporting practice of "catching" squirrels and attempting to lift them into the air using a nut (preferably a peanut) tied to a string or fishing line and optionally some kind of fishing pole. Started at berkeley or yale, think we should have a squirrel fishing club
Nathan: 1978 coup de’tat in sealand
Daniel:google: current corn price is 4.40
Theo: cats are stupid: former First Veep’s cat slapped my ass yesterday
Benner: article does have image: squirrel_lift.jpeg
Theo: wait is this 2015: last episode of percy jackson comes out tomorrow
Avalon wants thing: not fault: behavior of three candidates yesterday, is fault: that we all live in squalor and have no families
Nathan: sealand: instagram: AI picture with grinch with Sealand hoodie
Avalon: point of information: what is sealand
Nathan: sealand is tiny nation, can become duke for 700$
Benner: rebel government, kidnapping, taking hostage, hostage then escaping, most of this comes from founder’s son’s book, not sure how factual
Theo: motion: to #define “Kevin’s Life” as “ruined”
Passed
Teddy: motion to make a standing rule such that the president cannot use any words with the letter Q, if they do they have to go to the corner of shame for 5 minutes
Passed, sold to Avalon for 3$
Theo: motion to create the Q-bert Quacks Quails Qommittee, Quacking Quacks Qbert Quacks Quacks Quail
Passed, sold for 3$ to Daniel, chaired by “requesting a report from the rec sec”
Avalon: motion to #define “Kevin” as “Quevin”
Passed, been stood
Daniel: motion to create the vanquish the evil sealed beneath schenley rink committee, “to vanquish the evil sealed beneath schenley rink”
Benner: what is the evil
Daniel: not sure but it’s whatever is preventing the rink from being operational
Jonathan: crusade? weapons?
Daniel: no holy land because schenley is cursed
Theo: local guild supplier is purnell
Benner: there are 2 foam swords in the office
Avalon: also several nerf guns and a shit ton of nerf bullets
Theo: also a pickaxe in the Kage
Ben: there’s also a significant amount of power tools in the Kage (approved by the kill people with power tools committee”
Avalon: there are several long wooden boards you could use to slap people in the Kage
Daniel: it’s abundantly clear that we have the tools to do so
sold for 2$ to Jonathan, chaired by Avalon
Theo: motion to create the concepts isnt even that hard committee “to make my roommates and avalon think that concepts isn’t that hard, they’re just bad at it”
Benner: gaslighting approves
Sold for 3$ to Theo, chaired by my cat because my cat could get an A in physics
Theo: motion to allocate 69$ and 422 cents to this week’s event
Daniel: I found so many new oreos
Theo: can you get gluten free ones
Nathan: yes, please
Daniel: I’ll check
Passed, been allocated
Avalon: motion to create the people who have not taken concepts have no standing to say how difficult it is [unseconded]
Theo:call to question
Jonathan: motion to answer
Daniel: requesting a report from the chair
Ben: motion to disband the KGB [not entertained]
Jonathan: motion to overthrow the tyrant [not well defined]
Daniel: requesting a report from the chair as to what suffix is used to refer to lawyers is
[various requests for reports from the chair to attempt to get him to say “q”-containing words]
Daniel: motion to #define “ruined” as “ruinéd”
Passed, been #defined
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: we R exec, meetings Sunday 306 if you want to see our nefarious scheming to bring events, GBGC, PH A18B/C, come play board games
Theo: booth: we have booth builds Wednesdays 6-8, Saturdays 11-1 (tentatively) follow the booth channel for more info, message booth chairs if need directions, Dues, 69$/hr, 20/yr, 15/sem, you get to vote, and shirt is 5$ off, run for exec, also you’ll be my favorite
Eshaan: I’m sure some of you are funny, we are forming writing and publishing a biweekly satire magazine, we’re looking for people to write/create things for it, show up UC 306 Saturday at 12, join the discord
Ben: will probably be out on Wednesday on any clear surface
SCHMUCKS
Eshaan: could someone write an article trashing readme for the Tartan
Theo: there are two SOD shows this weekend: dancelight, opera, as a student you can get discounted tickets to both
Daniel: motion to the left
Ben: motion to color in chromacity diagram between y axis and x+y=1
Eshaan: motion to the color of the rain in song by artist formerly known by Prince
Daniel: motion to starkroot
Jonathan: motion to #QQQQQQ
Teddy: motion to #800801
Theo: motion to r21
Ben: motion to the hypothetical color that only stimulates the m cones in someones eye
Theo: purple gitfo
