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OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: did a lot of things, surprisingly, scared off noah from CTFWs, saturday went to matsuri and ate takoyaki, today, tried to do hard hat scavenger hunt, couldn’t even find one

Avalon: was mocked mercilessly by best friend for wearing this shirt (marvel shirt)

NEW PERSON!!!

John, undeclared (probably ECE), he/him, ft lauderdale florida, class of 2027, does in fact breathe

Daniel: Yesterday I boiled meat and tore into it with my teeth, event! video games night

Ben^Nick: Rocket go up

Julia: learned many cursed things about matlab

Theo: watched tinkerbell, made a spreadsheet of props

Ben: I am in Kiltie band, got fitted for a kilt, you should come to the performance on Thursday

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Wikipedia: capitol hill mystery soda machine (capitol hill seattle soda machine that had mystery buttons that dispensed rare soda flavors, no one knew who restocked it, the machine disappeared in 2018 and there was a note left nearby that said went for a walk)

Theo: going down committee: of 4 people in my apartment, 2 have fainted in the past week

Avalon: going down: my GPA

Ben: sealand: if you wish to move to the SOD to sealand, you will not have to do SOD

Tali: empty water bottle: empty water bottle

Daniel: sorghum subsidies: 12 per mt

Ben: full water bottle: my water bottle is full

Theo: beverage goblin: today theo has 2 beverages

Daniel: mt stands for modified tweet

Nathan: half full water bottle: my water bottle is half full

Kevin: half empty water bottle: my water bottle is half empty

Ben: AH freshman students at tepper they are down to 6-7$, need to once again artificially inflate the market.

Nathan: corn subs: 4.17

OLD BUSINESS

Theo has thing, Ben wants thing, not fault that has to manually input the numbers into a 32x32 array in json

ORDERS OF THE DAY

From: 2/6/23 A motion to create "the procrastination committee" with purpose "I'll think about it later"

Nathan: motion to table for 1 month

Passed, been tabled for 1 month

Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that you can motion to “yay julia” to table a motion for one month, sold for 1$ to Daniel

Daniel: [silence] (dilatory)

Ben: point of information: what is a word that fits: k _ _ _ el, meaning the center of anything

Daniel: motion to allocate 1$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Julia: motion to amend the previous allocation to change 1$ to a blank to be filled by the general body

Passed

Numbers Suggested:

69$ and 420c (the price of a summit cola ~1$)

2$

20$

33.28$

44.44$

84$ (7 modified tweets) (Winner!!!)

1,526$ (17,000 dogecoin)

2,166$ (200,000 rubles)

69,000$

69 billion $

69,111,111,111

e^7

69, 123, 456, 789

Passed, allocation been modified to 84$

Keerthana: motion to create your mom’s committee “your mom”

Passed, sold to Kevin for 2$, chaired by “your mom”

Avalon: motion to create the your dad committee, “finding your dad, Kevin, and asking him where you live”

Passed, sold for 1$ to Keerthana, disbanded

Daniel: motion to create the we already know where Kevin lives committee “to state that Kevin lives on the model of the USS Pittsburgh”

Failed

Daniel: motion to fill in the _______

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that you can motion to madlibs, which is identical to a motion to fill in a blank with a number, except you fill it in with text, and vote

Daniel: motion mad libs kevin lives at blank

Julia: amend to #define Kevin’s address as _______

Suggestions:

“According to all laws of science, there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

BARRY BENSON:

(Barry is picking out a shirt)

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

JANET BENSON:

Barry! Breakfast is ready!”

Banana

Q (pronounced your mom) & Q (pronounced Q) (Winner!!!)

The model of the USS Pittsburgh at Soldiers and Sailors

U+1f3be (🎾-tennis ball emoji)

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: we are some of exec, come to exec meeting,

Daniel: we have an event, video james!, sheet in announcement on discord

Keerthana: we have booth builds, we’re painting ply, you should come because we’re painting ply

Kevin: we should try to get ahead now

Keerthana: we’re painting dinosaurs and building a dinosaur statue

Kevin: if you’re interested in doing booth, message Jonathan, and if you’re on bioraft, do bioraft

Kevin: Read me

Eshaan: everyone here knows what readme is, our next issue will be a week from wednesday

SCHMUCKS

Keerthana: motion to create the broken record committee

Avalon: there’s a startup career fair on wednesday in Rangos, if you’re looking for an internship/career, feel free to go

Daniel: how long is the warranty on career?

Eshaan: as a member of our proud unemployed and jobless faction, I’m going to be doing stupid shit all weekend

Eshaan: purple

Kevin: CMU red

Keerthana: Kevin’s mom

Eshaan: motion to [blows harmonica]

Kevin: E major (sniped)

Avalon: motion to 15 minutes that amount of time to decide what hoodie design we want

Daniel: motion to dark byzantium “it looks purple to me”

Kevin: motion to the left

Keerthana: motion to the amount of time it took us to make an allocation today

Daniel: motion to erin?

Eshaan: gitfo