Minutes20240226
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: didn’t think about what did before just now, went to exec meeting, went to cluster and hung out, you should come to cluster
Avalon: got told by Kosbie in 3 separate emails that if haven’t started project, silly person, and should drop the class
Daniel: beat sideorder at videogames night friday night, it has not let go of me, I’m stuck, please help (mudmouth vortex is behind me now, one thing has more gravitational pull than the other thing), event!!! movie night, come vote on a voting system, which we will use to vote on what movie to watch
Nick: launched a rocket to 4800 feet, it came down ok this time, and didn’t land in a swamp, submit to Pravda, high or low quality submission
Julia: spent too much time clicking on boxes and thinking about how people could click on boxes faster, too little studying for midterm
Theo: cult
Benner: family came to visit, brought dog
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Theo: cats are stupid: my cat, who was a homeowner destroyed cardboard scratcher house, attacked while rebuilding
Benner: wikipedia: cursedorf, small village w/no inhabitants, 2 sides airport, one side high speed railway
Nathan: piazza: will the midterm 1 grades be released today also is there any chance there will be a curve?
Nick: ah c-day: 35 days left
Daniel: corn subsidies + IExplorer: corn 1.22/bushel
Avalon: mis mealblock:7$
Theo: kids these days: I remember back in my day when a mealblock was 4$
Daniel: corn subsidies: not much
Kevin: corn subsidies: $4.07
Theo: the help I’m being kidnapped: in approximately 4 minutes, kidnapping by imaginary figure in this room
Ben: going down: sleep
Avalon: hand is comfortable
OLD BUSINESS
Benner: has thing
Vuyani: wants thing, not fault: weather being nice, is fault: weather being shitty for the the past
NEW BUSINESS
Benner: motion to allocate 100 billion dollars with the purpose of taking all the pokemon and 1 billion lions, pitting them against each other, and seeing who would win
Nick: the 39,000 lions got a little lower, pittsburgh zoo’s lion died over the weekend
Vuyani: motion to #define 1 billion lions as at least ten cats
Daniel: motion to allocate 10,000$ for the purpose of buying 2,000 bushels of corn to stockpile and sell when prices increase
Nick: motion to amend to 4.79$ for the purpose of buying one bushel of corn (friendly, been changed)
Passed, been allocated
Ben: motion to #define a bushel of corn as 1 corn
Nathan: what is the corn units?
Benner: 1 square inch of corn
Vuyani: I think that changing a precise definition to a new precise definition is not good, we should come up with a different unit
Passed, been #defined
Keerthana: motion to allocate 500,000$ from the exec discretionary fund for buying one bushel of corn
Daniel: motion to allocate 15 corn for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
Daniel: corn rounds up or down?
Kevin: up
Ben: will you bring 4 ears of corn to this week’s event
Ben: point of information, Avalon, you’re a business major, how would you most effectively embezzle money from the KGB
Avalon: just take it, no one is looking
Passed, we will have sippy sips
Nick: motion to #define “octopus” to “ocqtopus”
Ben: point of information: at this point it would be better to just send Kevin to the corner for the entire meeting
Keerthana: If we do that, he won’t think its his own fault
Kevin: I don’t know how to feel about that
Vuyani: Bad
Passed, been #defined
Avalon: point of information: mike taylor has an axlotl named Kimchi, unaware because in Kosbie’s lecture, no longer confused
Nick: motion to create the kimchi consumption committee “consuming kimchi”
Daniel: requesting a more precise definition of Kimchi
Nick: no
sold for 5$ to Vuyani, chaired by the axlotl, obviously, what kind of question is that
Avalon: requesting a report from Nick on the spelling of Kimchi consumption committee
Nathan: ah james somerton: in his new video he blames his plagiarism on a head injury that he got as a child
Ben: ah hbomberguy: you stole my report, that’s what I was gonna say
Keerthana: motion to create the fundraising committee “to embezzle funds for the KGB”
Sold for 6$ to Benner, chaired by whoever the current treasure of the KGB is.
Keerthana: motion to #define “sippy sips and nummy nums” as “any purpose whatsoever”
passed, been #defined
[various requests for high fives, ending with Kevin being sent to the corner for saying “request denied”]
Avalon: motion to #define “a perfectly average five” as “that five raised up one foot on the chalkboard”
Passed
Ben: motion to ban numbers from every KGB meeting (dilatory and ill defined)
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that all allocations must be made by filling a blank
Passed, been stood, sold for 3$ to Daniel
Julia: motion to make a new standing rule such that when making an allocation, instead of filling a blank for the number, you can fill a blank for the purpose via the previously created madlibs standing rule
Sold for 3$ to Julia
Ben: motion to make the chair read robert’s rules of order
Kevin: how are you going to enforce that
Ben: I’m an English major
Avalon: motion to amend to add “because of how much shit I got for not reading the bylaws”
(Motion rejected by Kevin)
Keerthana: motion to politely eject the chair from the meeting
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: We r kgb, we r exec, let us know if you want to come to exec meetings
Daniel: event: vote on a voting system, vote on a movie, MMA14
Keerthana: come to booth builds, we have dinosaurs to glue together and spackle
Ben: you should read readme, next one on wednesday, after that it will be biweekly, you should come to readme, UC 306, saturdays at 12, my name is a real name, people think it’s a pseudonym
Kevin: no spring break this saturday, don’t know about the saturday after
SCHMUCKS
Avalon: college democrats on thursday 7pm-8pm in wean, voter registration game night, there will be an insomnia cookies cookie cake and jackbox games
Ben: I had a pretty good day.
Daniel: the last page of the CMU KGB bylaws: says business, last amended April 4th, 2016
Ben: motion to the concept of the color you see when you close your eyes before you go to sleep
Avalon: motion to the color right before you fall asleep
Daniel: eigenbrow (spelling)
Kevin: December 19th, Pittsburgh sky 2023
Keerthana: 8f8f8f8f
Ben: theoretical color furthest from purple on the color wheel
Nick: greyish purple, purplish grey..
Daniel: oldfire jail, octarine…
Nathan: wavelength 400 nanometers
Avalon: !gitfo
