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OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: watched Dune 2, didn’t say desert power, had to explain the ethical ramifications of making a gameboy, ROM piracy, hopefully they accept that
Avalon: went over to friend’s place, talked about life, watched series on netflix, left macbook at their place, separated from macbook for 12 hours
Daniel: got 420 kittens on kittens game, makes the number of kittens flash in rainbow colors
Event: KGB does Buggy, Friday at 7pm in the Kage
Nick: worked very hard on Saturday and on Sunday, drove to walmart to buy a cookie cake for girlfriend’s birthday
Julia: new disco elysium run, going to be a communist
Ben^Theo: have been kidnapped, help me aaaaaaa, oh now I have to get hit by coins
Benner: watched 2 movies by tarkovsky, want to change major to film major, not gonna do it because English
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Ben: wikipedi: aeroflot flight 6502 - two pilots went I bet you could do this descent without autopilot helping you, and with the windows covered, couldn’t,
Kevin: corn subs: 4.37$
Nathan: wikipedia: guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan is now a gigging musician, active musician with a youtube channel, has trouble getting gigs
Ben: He also paints pictures of cats
Nick: mealblock: 6$
Ben: wikipedia: Bobby Leach, the second person to go over niagra falls in a barrel, survived, tried to swim whirlpool rapids, failed survived, went on publicity tour in New Zealand, slipped, injured leg, died from infection
Nick: nom com
Election slides are at cmukgb.org/electionguide
Nominations at cmukgb.org/noms
Benner: going down: the temperature, in March, what the fuck
OLD BUSINESS
Vuyani has thing, Keerthana has the spirit of the thing
Daniel wants thing, not fault: end report, everything else: is fault
NEW BUSINESS
Ben: motion to create the “Benner use your polaroids” committee purp: to make me use all the polaroid film I got at the beginning of the year before it expires, which it probably already has
Nick: in committee reports will you show us the photos
Ben: if I am reminded and have time then yes
Sold for 1$ to Benner, chaired by every single person in KGB
Daniel: motion to allocate 72.05$ to ________
“beginning long and incriminating lawsuits against boeing”
“burning down donner”
“burning down donner 2”
“embezzlement”
“i forgot the word” (success, been filled in)
“one square meter of forested land in scotland”
“sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event”
“to fund events occurring on [redacted]”
“to make kevin a baron of Sealand”
“to pay for Nick’s car’s oil change”
Passed, 72.05$ allocated to “i forgot the word”
Avalon: motion to #define “I forgot the word” to “burning down donner”
Daniel: motion to amend “burning down donner” to “sippy sips and nummy nums”
Daniel: motion to create the “there won’t be other places to eat than Rev Noodle on campus committee” committee purp: “to destroy all other eateries on campus”
Benner: point of info: in game design class someone made a game about eating another place than rev noodle, involves going to doherty basement, finding a gun and shooting a ghost, you win the game by eating somewhere other than Rev noodle
[Kevin denies high five and fistbump requests]
Ben: motion to eject the chair from the meeting
Passed, sold to Daniel for 1$, chaired by Benner
Nathan: plays Mr. Tambourine man by the guy who tried to assassinate Reagan
Ben: motion for a moment of silence and to eject Kevin
Nathan: motion to have a moment of silence for George Washington
Avalon: motion to have a moment of silence for exactly 31 seconds for Jared L Cohon and to eject Kevin from the meeting
Ben: fun fact: wikipedia has an essay called “please be a giant dick so we can ban you”, has a picture of richard nixon
Daniel: motion to have a moment of loudness
[Various people play loud sounds from their laptops]
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: event: literally doing buggy, instead its pinewood derby, you can come and build a car and race the car, come to the Kage Friday at 7 pm
Kevin: come to booth, it’s fun to take a break and just do construction work, builds on Wednesday and Saturday
Eshaan: Readme, no further questions
Kevin: elise is making a booth T-shirt, it has a dinosaur on it, design will be in discord, KGBuggy shirt is in Schmucks, leave a reaction on message to give an estimate of how many shirts to buy
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: CMU Philharmonic playing this sunday at Carnegie Music Hall at 8pm, playing some really cool music, most of which the music majors have not heard of before
Avalon: CMU college democrats may or may not be painting the fence, will be posting about it in Schmucks
Benner: got all my work done today, went to bed before 1 oclock last night
Benner: motion to sit here for another hour
Daniel: motion to glaucus
Avalon: gitfo
