Minutes20240401
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: sent an email to the archives to make sure they have digital archives of readme, Danya pointed out Kevin has made skibbidi ohio rizz be in archives
Avalon: Saw Dad, did very little 112 hw, drove Dad’s car in the rain
New person!!!: Jessica, junior in cs, she her/hers/they also ok, has 2 eyes and 2 ears
Daniel: a friend introduced me to okay(fish?) clicker, incremental game, come to move on!!! 3:15 Kage
Kevin: It’s ok to come later, if you want to move things into U-Haul you do not have to be a booth builder,
Daniel: Hard hat pickup wednesday afternoon from 1-6
Nick: prior to my weekend I went to top golf for the first time in many years, still has it, additionally released pravda, first of the semester, 13 last semester
Julia: offered unhelpful comments to friend trying to fix thermostat, attendance
Avalon^Theo: I am theo: green hair, in school of Drama, Pay your dues to vote in election
Benner: about an hour ago I realized that my phone is on mute, while on mute played theme song for the video punch punch forever over and over, spotify recommendations are fucked
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: wikipedia: a scholarly article from 1988 by (fish) on the cruelty of really teaching computer science, don’t think need to explain anymore
Nick: ah confused: Benner what does that mean
Benner: It’s cruel to teach computer science, it’s an attempt to put CS into the wider perspective within science, but the way its taught is too resource intensive and not good
Keerthana: nom nom committee: if you have not paid dues and debts by end of this meeting you’re not eligible
Nick: meal block up from 6.5 to 7$
Daniel: animal facts: mystical creature in kennyland
Avalon: mis wikipedia: edsel ford fong, was “world’s worst/most insulting waiter, worked at a chinese restaurant in San Francisco”
Benner: something something airplanes I forget the name: oh shit I closed the tab, give me a minute
Keerthana: mis corn subs: 1.85$/pound is the price of live cattle
Avalon: mis wikipedia: in 1997 “"The Most Unwanted Song" (plays song)
Benner: m497 black beetle, what if we strapped 2 jet engines onto a train, record for fastest american rail speed record
Nick: ah trains: a common US pastime used to be running two trains into each other at full speed and it should be
Daniel: gaslighting: corn is not 4.36
Keerthana: corn subs 6.69
Nick: mis corn subs: 2.2 billion dollars in subsidies
Benner: jokes: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter
Benner: benner use your polaroid film: I used it, it was expired but it looks cool
Nick: broken record requests nominating
Kevin: nominating: get outta here, nominations
next GBM if you accrue debts, don’t have to pay them off before the election, but today’s debts you should pay off before next meeting
Avalon: ah point of information: I could stop meeting from happening if I never say end report at the end of my report
Daniel: motion to purple
Benner: mis nom com committee: vote vermin supreme for the 2024 us election
Keerthana: motion to gitfo
Avalon: ah democratic national convention committee
Issaac: ah confused: how much do I have to pay in Dues
Kevin: 15$
OLD BUSINESS
Benner has thing
Keerthana: not fault: fish cap kevin
Orders of the Day:
from 2/6/23: motion to create "the procrastination committee" with purpose "I'll think about it later" (was supposed to be untabled on 3/4/24 oops)
Daniel: call to question
Nick: motion to table for 1 year
Passed, been tabled
from 3/25/24: delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”
Avalon: I think we should talk about it for a while
Nick: motion to table for 2 weeks
Passed, been tabled for 2 weeks
NEW BUSINESS
Keerthana: motion to create the rom com purpose: “true love”
Passed, sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by “the UG cashier”
Daniel: motion to #define “cephalopod” to “Q”
Passed, been #defined
Benner: motion to make Kevin’s life worse for fun (ill defined)
Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that if Kevin says “P” he gets ejected from the meeting for 2 minutes
Benner: motion to fail by acclamation (unseconded)
Failed, because Kevin can break ties (down with the tyrant!)
Daniel: motion to create a standing rule such that the chair may say a specific passphrase to be let out of the corner of shame, after April 15th
Passed, sold to Keerthana for 2.69$
Vuyani: Question about the password rule, if saying the password causes them to go back into the corner of shame how does it work?
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that the passphrase which lets you leave the corner of shame must contain the letter Q
sold for 1$ to Daniel
Avalon: motion to #define “kevin’s least favorite color” as “purple”
Nick: motion to pass by acclamation
Benner: motion to pass by corruption (attempts to hand a 10$ domino’s giftcard to the chair, then covers the 0 in the 10$)
Vuyani: point of information: I will buy a Domino’s gift card for 1$
Passed, been #defined
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: move on come move our booth onto the on, 3:15, you can be late, we would appreciate if you get there as early as you can
Kevin: booth build Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday this week
Kevin: talk to Eshaan, Benner, or me, if you want to ReadME
Kevin: pay your dues if you want to vote, go to cmukgb.org/dues
To pay debt: go to cmukgb.org/dues and miscellaneous non-taxable sales
SCHMUCKS
Nick: take anime with me next semester, 5hr/week FCE, counts for engineering event
Avalon: cmu college democrats: event in Tepper 5:30 on Friday, playing a little game and giving out heart-shaped sunglasses
Vuyani: go watch buggy, I’m going to be flying for SDC, spring Jazz concert, that’s really far away, I’m not even going to mention it then
Benner: motion
Vuyani: acceleration
Avalon: force
Isaac: wait, shit myself
Daniel: motion to the color that fish cells are most sensitive to
Avalon: motion to ultra red and ultra blue
Benner: motion to the concept of magenta (magenta does not exist)
Avalon: motion to the mixed color of ultra red and ultra blue
Avalon: motion to get debts
