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GENERAL BODY MANIFESTATION 4/29/24

OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: studied for defects final today, was fine, went well

Benner: game is working, making a new project in unity to retrace steps, started with using links to load it worked perfectly, don’t know what was wrong with the other one

Teddy: finished up homework, put the game online (not on the weekend)

Benner^Nathan: will have a jury in 2 days

Julia: I played flappy bird, watched a computer play flappy bird a lot for hw

Isaac^Noah: my name is noah, I did what I do

Isaac: should have studied for calc II exam

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kevin: requesting a report from the 0-VP

Daniel: no

Benner: wikipedia: the fastest shed, motorized shed with a speed of 114.7 mph, won’t be the fastest shed for long, after next year’s booth/buggy, made with shiplap, cost 50,000 pounds, then another 80,000 pounds to give it a more powerful engine

Benner: ??? planes: US global airways, founded in 1989, known for not having flown a single commercial flight in 34 years or generated any revenue outside of investors (still exists today)

Kevin: mis corn subs: $4.40

Kevin: mis corn subs: who owns corn subsidies board?

Benner: mis corn subs: I can get 4 cobbs of corn at kroger for 5$ (in Ohio)

Benner: can also get it delivered but you can’t ship it

OLD BUSINESS

Daniel: Nathan has thing

Kevin: wants non-canon spirit of thing, is fault: Daniel flipping tables on me, and not responsible for anything else

Benner: motion to table everything until the end of time

Benner: motion to table everything until the heat death of the universe

NEW BUSINESS

Kevin: motion to allocate 2$ for Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund

Benner: point of information, the US’s newest nuclear warhead will cost under 100 million dollars to produce

Teddy: is there a nuke black market where you can just buy nukes

Kevin: wouldn’t be a black market if I told you

Benner: If we’re not in an actual GBM can I just say whatever I want

Benner: motion to amend 2$ to 100 million dollars

Julia: Kevin, what are you going to do with the nuke?

Kevin: “unfriendly”, “antiseconded’, “y’know”

Passed, 100 million and 2 (non-canon) dollars allocated to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund

Isaac: motion to create a standing rule requiring that after abstaining votes are done, the president has to cough and then non-subtely say lame in between coughs

Kevin: motion to pass by acclamation

Kevin: motion to untable the cold war

Benner: motion to amend the cold war to a hot war once we’ve acquired the nukes with Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund (friendly)

Benner: motion to declare war on the united states

Daniel: Hello, the minutes, I’m speaking directly to you now, we’re not associated with the USSR, thanks

Isaac: wink wink wait no I said that

Benner: (just kidding)

Kevin: motion to table isaac for a week

Teddy: is this just time travel?

Passed, Isaac has been tabled for 1 week

Teddy: oh my god, where did Isaac go

Daniel: motion to segfault, the motions about the cold war are all dead

Benner: motion to untable the cold war

Passed, cold war has been untabled

We’re now in a motion to the cold war

Julia: motion to amend to the hot war

(Discussion of who owns the motion since we pulled it from the void of the metaphysical table)

Passed, been amended

Final motion: the hot war (passed)

Izzy: motion to define a standing rule such that any member of the KGB can create a motion to table another person, in the case that this motion passes, the person will not be able to speak until the next meeting, or it is untabled

Kevin: does this retroactively silence Isaac

Isaac: please don’t

Teddy: delete anything he said from the minutes

Izzy: you don’t have to take stuff out of the minutes

Passed, we will now retroactively have silenced Isaac

Kevin: motion to untable Isaac for a week

Benner: will we still have redacted everything?

Passed, Isaac has been untabled

(We motioned to Isaac)

Kevin: motion to implement a superscalar pipeline for GBM, running two GBMs concurrently to increase the efficiency and pass more committees, if two committees depend on each other, read-write issues, second pipeline may have to stall, fish fish now you can resolve this by adding out of order scaling, you can do other instructions

Teddy: motion to table Kevin

Benner: motion to table tabling Kevin until after he finishes explaining (out of order)

Teddy: do you have more to say?

Kevin: could probably spend 14 weeks worth of lecture

Kevin: redacted

Teddy: motion to the left

Teddy: motion to the left

Teddy: motion to table for 1 week

Nathan: motion to the left

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Passed, left has been tabled

Benner: motion to untable Kevin because we only have 2 people in the general body

Benner: motion to pass by acclamation

Kevin:

Daniel: requesting a report from Kevin

Kevin:

Benner: motion to table the president for 1 week

(Daniel breaks the tie in favor of ejecting himself)

Benner: Hey guys, I’ve seized power

Nathan: motion to table the chair

Isaac: point of information: down with the tyrant

Teddy: what happens if we eject all of exec

Kevin: point of robert’s rules maxxing: if you have to eject the chair, the chair is going to try to prevent that

Daniel: motion to assassinate Benner (out of order)

Benner: all those in favor of tabling the chair, jump out the window, all those opposed, breathe

Daniel: motion to assassinate Benner (passed)

Kevin: motion to seafoam green

Daniel: motion to real and relevant announcements

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Teddy: event, Yakuza, meeting Wednesday at 5:15 UC black chairs, be there, eat food

Benner: next year’s ReadME, join ReadME next year ooooo

SCHMUCKS

Kevin: do you like duct tape, and daggers? you could be playing duct tape daggers, would be fun to do, might be Friday night, most of you know how to play ITR, like mafia but you throw democracy out the window and do the stabbing yourself, has to be after sorrells closes, so we’ll see

Benner: exam hours for sorells

Kevin: probably has modified hours, can run up to midnight, but probably not on Friday night

Daniel: I’m part of the CMU KGB, you should pay your dues to the KGB

Daniel: motion to eggplant, the egg part (out of order)

Kevin: motion to switch from Robert’s Rules of Order to Benner’s Bules of Border

Daniel: motion to fail by acclamation (objected to)

Passed, switched to Benner’s Bules of Border

Daniel: motion to purple and antipurple

Nathan: motion to right foot one stomp

Kevin: motion to (fish?)

Izzy: motion to seafoam green

Teddy: motion to table a motion to gitfo

Daniel: to gitfo and holding priority, cast display of power, copying the motion

Teddy: motion to table one of the copies

Julia: motion to counterspell the motion to table

Nathan: motion to true strike (failed)

Kevin: motion to gitfo