Minutes20240826
OFFICER REPORTS
Benner^Daniel: I played a lot of splatoon, and did research, you have not heard it from anyone except me
Benner: the past week have played a frankly concerning amount of disco elysium
NEW PEOPLE!!!
Teo: Teo, electrical engineering, biomedical engineering, he/him, bad at jumprope
Mihir: Mihir,CS major, he/him freshman, never been to space
Timmo: he/him, NYC, sophomore(ish), math major, has two water bottles
Angela: she/her, bay area, freshman, planning to do biomedical engineering and something else, walked here
Teddy: went crazy doing a lot of maker projects, making an intercom system
event: potluck, this friday, will make a signup sheet, bringing food, and eating it, meeting at uc black chairs
Nathan: was in pittsburgh for a bit, went to Japan, performed music for a few weeks, submit to Pravda, our newspaper
Julia: lived in Seattle, made poster, was crushed a little bit in the overhead compartment
Anthony^Treasurer: worked, continued working on album, which is close to being done, take sound recording to take advantage of sound recording
Isaac: 5 year old baby cousin stuck up the middle finger at my grandmother, good stuff
Daniel: moved all of things from apartment to kremlin by hand, exhausted, took a short nap today, has nothing to do with any possible latenesses
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Jonathan: animal facts: what I’m very out of touch with what happened at GBM last year
Minjae: ah gap year: I am back from gap year, healthy, and alive
Anthony: corn subsidies: 3.62
Nathan: wikipedia: list of inventors killed by own invention: automotive, aviation, maritime, medical, publicity and entertainment, chemical etc.
Benner: wikipedia: under the denver airport wikipedia article, another such person should be listed as the person who made the really scary giant blue horse with red eyes, guy who was making it was killed because a piece fell on him
Isaac: denver airport: nothing going on under denver airport
Jonathan: ah denver air
Anthony: ah disbelief and shock: oh god, why, how could you
Benner: going down: me
Minjae: going down: I’m yelling timber
OLD BUSINESS
Nathan has thing, Benner wants thing not fault: the fact that we all have to come back to this god damn school, is fault: existence of this school
Julia: From 3/25/24, 4/15/24 : “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Anthony: motion to table for 3 and ½ weeks
Anthony: amend to 3 weeks and 6 days
Teddy: motion to amend to 1.75 fortnights (final value)
Jonathan: 3.47 hamburgers
Julia: motion to create the committee for reminding people about the clapping after Kevin’s motions standing rule, purpose: “to be untabled at the first meeting of next academic year”
Teddy: we made a rule such that since Kevin stepped down as president, we clap when he passes a committee or standing rule, since he finally gets to make his joke
Motion to table for 1 week
Anthony: motion to table until next academic year
passed, been tabled for 1 academic year
Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that when the highest clock in the room reads 5:37, it is required for everyone in meeting to speak with yoda’s grammatical structure, if you fail to do this you have to say yeehaw at the top of your lungs, if your yeehaw is not sufficient, someone can challenge you to a yeehaw-off, loser goes to the corner of shame
Teddy: if we filibuster for 4 minutes, will not be in effect
Timo: when you said eastern standard time, did you know it’s eastern daylight time right now
Passed, been stood
Nathan: motion to create the weird monopoly editions committee “to report on the weirdest editions of monopoly”
Daniel fails to speak in monopoly, gets into a yeehaw competition with Anthony, is sent to corner of shame
Kira: point of information is there a limit on people in the position of the corner
Daniel: no duration was set
Benner: does this include versions like 4 board monopoly
Nathan: sure
Mihir: mario kart monopoly
Nathan: if it says monopoly on the box
Isaac: in 4th grade, created monopoly revolutionary war set, counts?
Nathan: was it published by Hasbro
Benner: it’s a good idea
Mihir: if you draw a jail card in 4 board monopoly, which jail do you go to
Benner: may be the one on the board you’re from
Anthony: if you go to jail in an area where you’re not from, can prison gerrymander?
Minjae: are monopoly boards allowed to extradite boards from different jails
Teo: is it legal for the monopoly government to execute prisoners
Nathan: death penalty not a thing in monopoly
Passed, sold for 6.03$ to anthony, chaired by the world famous 2023 kgb booth, monopoly
Benner: motion to create the “who will win committe where you posit two different entities and say who will win” purp: you put two entities against each other in a fight and then you ask the hypothetical question who will win, setting up the fight is not required but encouraged
Anthony: amend title to “epic rap battles of history”, friendly, been changed
Jonathan: amend ability to bet on who will win (friendly)
Benner: losses go to the KGB
Benner: winner is determined by arguing
Sold for 5$ to Anthony, chaired by the first rule of fight club
Isaac: “motion to create the lingering curse committee should be charitably given to a victim, suggestion: this committee’s head can bequeath it to another person against their will, and that person suffers the adverse effects of having to run this committee as to be decided by the buyer”
purpose: see the title
Passed, sold for 3$ to Benner, chaired by Daniel
Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that the “motion to create the lingering curse committee should be charitably given to a victim, suggestion: this committee’s head can bequeath it to another person against their will, and that person suffers the adverse effects of having to run this committee as to be decided by the buyer” committee, (which may be referred to as the “lingering curse committee”) can report the phrase “I curse ___” and ___ will gain ownership of the committee
Passed, been stood
Teddy: motion to create the through, through, throw (fish fish fish) committee, purpose: sorry Julia
Benner: motion to say hi to Kevin who has Covid and is probably dead now
Mihir: in person, in what language
Benner: assuming he reads the minutes, whatever language
Mihir: subliminal messaging through the media
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: we r exec, have an event friday
Teddy: bring food and we’ll eat it, friday 6 pm, uc black chairs, will create a signup tonight
Daniel: see the discord for more information, cmukgb.org/discord. Pay your dues, 15$/sem, 20$/year, 69$/minute, pay in cash to one of us directly, or go to cmukgb.org/dues, message Daniel to let him know you paid that
Benner: README, really funny, pitch meetings are saturday, DH 1212, Saturday at 5pm, you can message me or Eshaan or Daniel if you want to join the discord
Daniel: next week/rest of the semester we don’t have this room, will be in Wean 5409 (or 5415), will post about it, hopefully after that we will be in DH 1212, we are also looking for a treasurer, if you would like to be a treasurer please let us know if you want to do that
Nathan: will also email the email list
Daniel: Wean hall is the big concrete building
SCHMUCKS
Anthony: still has a song, on all streaming platforms, would be looked upon favorably if could make 25 cents
Benner: elementary russian class has 3 other people in it, if want to learn russian, I can tell you when/where it is, only learned 7 letters
Jonathan: sept. 15th cmu philharmonic concert, soldiers and sailors, have 10 bases, should be good, don’t make Nathan go crazy, come to the concert
Jonathan: motion to gitfo
