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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: purchased pasta, was not provided a fork, used knives as chopsticks to eat pasta

Nathan^Benner: I had a weekend, I was not Nathan, played kiltie band, saw band

New Person

Reed, he/him, cs, freshman, purham, minnesota (3,000 people), has a normal amount of fingers

Teddy: spent way too much time building a backpack for my scooter that will probably break the first time I put it in there, Kontent, print out memes, weh 5201, 5403

Nathan: was my birthday last thursday, got some good dinner, made some cupcakes with some good friends, played in the CMU philharmonic concert, submit to Pravda

Julia: I played a lot of board games, watched a football game

Kevin^Treasurer: was not able to work on any of ECE projects because they didn’t renew licenses for the software we use, did stuff for Readme, not anything academic

Isaac: made a puppet that looks like a dog

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Isaac: ah the lingering curse committee should be charitably given to a victim, suggestion: this committee’s head can bequeath it to another person against their will, and that person suffers the adverse effects of having to run this committee as to be decided by the buyer committee: I bequeath this committee to you Nathan, for saying suffer with the curse when I was sick

Kevin: I need to update the treasurer with treasurer: here’s money, janelle bought shirt

Nathan: corn subsidies: 4.10$

Kevin: floor is lava in the highmark center

Julia: ah anti athlete: I hope they sink in the lava

Noah: ah big numbers: 12

Nathan: weird monopoly editions: 4 editions of elvis monopoly

Kevin: ah bigger numbers: 12.1

Isaac: ah who paid for this shirt: who should I write in sold stuff

Kevin: ah the answer to your question is Janelle Tecson (spelled out): I don’t know what the answer is acti

Noah wants thing, not fault: treasurer vacancy, is fault: treasurer form closes after GBM today

NEW BUSINESS

Kevin: motion to create the old business filler committee “to create a little bit of more buffer during old business”

Failed by acclamation

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that there will be a picture of a baby pygmy hippo (moo deng) as our backdrop for the rest of this meeting

Nathan: motion to amend such that on the third meeting of every month (friendly, been changed)

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair says the phrase do I hear a dollar after a standing rule passes, an auction for the standing rule begins

Passed, with 3 abstaining, 3 in favor, one opposed, and one abstaining the second time, sold for 1$ to Julia

Nathan: motion to create the paper airplane committee purp: to create the best paper airplane

Isaac: point of information: I already did that when I was 10, cannot beat the falcon, which is what I called it

Kevin: it’s a (throws paper airplane) idea

Passed, with 3 abstensions, 5 in favor, none opposed, none abstaining the second time

sold for 2$ to kevin, chaired by the us airforce

Kevin: motion to allocate 1$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Julia: motion to replace 1 with a blank to be filled in

suggestions for number (I take no responsibility for these being in the correct)

-2

sqrt(-31) (not real)

1

1 (Kevin’s number)

1 but written really big so it destroys all the previous entries

limit x→ (infinity-1) (1/x)+1

1 plus or minus 1

e^pi i +2

2

3

4 (really tiny)

5 (very large)

pi*pi*pi (12)

price of 3 pies from geagle

68

68.1

68.11 (SELECTED)

the number reported by the big number committee (12)

corn times 20 (5x20=100)

graham’s number

ack(TREE( graham’s number)

infinity + 1

limit x→ (0) (1/x)

68.11 filled in the blank

Passed, $68.11 allocated for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Noah: 5:37, it is

Kiera: infinity, real number it is?

Daniel: order it, you can

Kevin: where’s that yeehaw

Daniel: yeehaw

Isaac: I think your yeehaw is wimpy, I rescind my challenge

Isaac: motion to create the neanderthal committee purp: “to loudly groan whenever math is brought up”

Kevin: point of information who decided to put a limit on the board

Nathan: does any number count as math

Isaac: any number you can’t count on your hands and toes

Kiera: point of information: nevermind, I was gonna consider using other people using hands and toes, but not sure how viable that is

Isaac: could be the number of people multiplied by 20, this doesn’t feel like what a neanderthal would want

Nathan: point of information: humans outcompeted neanderthals, so we should have math

1 abstaining, 2 in favor, one against, 2 abstaining the second time, passed

sold for 1+1=2$ to Kevin, chaired by the first 21 people I see after this

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair reports the number of votes from the for and against incorrectly, the chair incurs the normal penalty of 99hp, and the motion passes, and the chair must say ooga booga (not seconded)

Nathan: motion to create the quora committee purp: “to report on the best questions asked on quora”

Sold for 1$ to Nathan, chaired by The Riddler

Noah: motion to seafoam green

Teddy: motion to 3 seconds ago

Noah: motion to the left

Isaac: motion to know how to spell the word committee

Kevin: motion to the north

(some time is spent determining which direction is north

Nathan: motion to magnetic north

Isaac: is magnetic north south

Nathan: yes

Teddy: motion to locomotion (plays train horn)

Kevin: requesting a report from the broken record committee

Teddy: broken record committee: requesting a report from the broken record committee

Nathan: motion to the motion of this paper airplane

Daniel: ow, you’re getting better

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Daniel: we are the CMU KGB, we have dues please pay your dues, if you care about being a dues paying member by September 30th

Daniel: 15/sem, 20/yr, 69/minute

Daniel: we are looking for a treasurer, you have about 5 minutes to fill out the form

Daniel: join the discord

Teddy: we have kontent, will be 7pm at wean 5201 & 5403, come make memes with us

Daniel: Readme vol2 issue 2 is coming out this wednesday

Kevin: or tuesday night if you’re on campus that late

Daniel: pitch meetings dh 1117 at 5pm on Saturdays

Daniel: we will be holding the booth vote next week, we are an organization that does booth in the spring, we need to decide if we do it, this is not a binding vote, if you do vote yes, it’s not strictly speaking an obligation, but there is an expectation that you’re helping out if you vote yes

SCHMUCKS

Kevin: I still have heath bars from last week

Nathan: motion to purple

Kevin: at kontent if you don’t know how to use photo manipulation software, I can teach you to use GIMP, vectors aren’t real

Nathan: gitfo