Minutes20241007
OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: decided to watch football game with aresh, pretty embarrassing for waynesburg, asked aresh if it’s possible for defense to pick up ball holder and carry them, it happened
Benner: really bad losing streak in Mahjong, lost every game for the past 2 straight games
New People!!!
Jenny, she/her, cs/art, seattle, standing up right now
Elizabeth, she/her, edison,nj, english, made this all up
Lucia, she/they, international relations, politics, english, senior, from princeton nj, i just came from class
Teddy: didn’t really do a whole lot, movie night, this Friday, vote on voting system, then vote on movie, at 7:00 pm
Nathan: saw megalopolis, it reminds me of why I love art so much, gave it a 6/10
Julia: I watched spykids 3, not worse than the garfield movie
Ryan: Readme stuff
Isaac: went to the zoo and saw a lot of people cry in academic buildings
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly, made as a response to monopoly
Kevin: corn subs: 4.27
Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly 2: each person decides to play as a monopolists or competitors
Vin: scared:ahh
Benner: wikipedia: h-day, september 3rd, 1967, day that Sweden switched from driving on the left side of the road to right side of the road, went about as well as you would expect
Danya: where my dad is from, most cars are steering wheel on the right, but they also drive on the right
Benner: wikipedia: the song was the winning entry for a television contest, the english translation is keep to the right svenson
Teddy: animal noises committee: video of a deer screaming, deer
Nathan: raven: wuah
Benner: wikipedia: clear channel memorandum, list of songs that felt not good to play after 9/11
Danya: seeing things: saw a raccoon downtown
Nathan: quora: my 6 year old son wants to hug me because he is sad, how do I politely tell him I’m not comfortable
Isaac: sabotage
Teddy: booth committee: we are still under for booth chairs, if you’re interested, please sign up or talk to us
Kevin: floor is lava: ceiling is lava
Benner: anti physics, lava does not abide by laws of gravity
Isaac: ah neanderthal: speak out against the mention of physics (retracted)
OLD BUSINESS
Nathan has thing, reed wants thing, not fault: stock prices, is fault: the existence of these desks
From september 30th: a motion remind KGB about lingering curse committee with purpose: “to remind people that they have the lingering curse and should pass it on”
Teddy: motion to pass by acclamation
Benner: motion to table for 1 week
Teddy: I’m going to make an alarm
passed, been tabled
From 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, motion to create the “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Nathan: motion to table for 1 week
Benner: motion to amend to table for 1.9 fortnights
Nathan: friendly, been changed
Keerthana: amend to .95 moon cycles (friendly, been changed)
Benner: motion to create the I hate new business committee with purpose to delay new business so we never get to it
Nathan: motion to table for 6 years
Ryan: motion to table this table for 1 table
Keerthana: this is how mass energy equivalence works
Benner: motion to table the president
Benner: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds (not seconded)
Kevin: motion to allocate 30$ for this week’s event
Benner: motion to pass by acclamation
Passed
Kevin: motion to salute daniel
Isaac: motion to create the fairfax vending committee for the purpose of being out of order by reporting during old business, so it’s then out of order
Teddy: motion to create the broken record committee
Benner: point of information:can you get me the bag of chips you really want to buy
Nathan: I was scammed out of like 5$ by the fairfax vending machine
Ryan: what if the fairfax vending machine is an unlicensed slot machine
Passed, with 3 abstaining, 6 in favor, 3 against
Sold for 2$ to keerthana, chaired by the wean hall vending machine
Benner: motion to make the I was gonna make a new committee but I forgot “it was gonna be really funny I swear”
Keerthana: motion to table for 6 months
Passed, been tabled
Ryan: motion to table this motion and a copy of this motion for 1 week (ill defined)
Benner: I’m really sorry julia committee purpose: “I’m sorry :(“
Kevin: what are we sorry for?
Benner: specifically the sheer volume of tabled motions
Keerthana: motion to assassinate the rec sec with love
Passed, sold for 3$ to Ryan, chaired by Benner
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime the president stands up in a meeting we applaud him for promoting good fitness, and the maximum time that you must clap is 30 seconds
passed, been stood
Nathan: requesting a high five from the president
Isaac: motion to create the trojan horse committee purpose: “sneaking in committee reports during motions”
Keerthana: hivemind: I think that it will be a profitable institution tomorrow such that we shall table this motion for 6 years end report
Kevin: revisiting corn subsidies: 4.27$
Benner: motion to creat the russianize the KGB committee…(we’re still in another motion)
Danya:something in Russian?
Kevin: floor is lava: floor is lava
Benner: my russian is not very good
Benner: floor is lava: you only take half damage if you lie completely down on the floor
Passed, sold for 2$ to Ryan, chaired by Ryan
Benner: motion to create the hazing daniel committee with purpose of “attending KGB meetings”
Julia: motion to amend purpose to “attending KGB meetings” and “getting Daniel to not attend KGB meetings” (friendly, been changed)
(Isaac is standing in front of Daniel to prevent Benner from shooting him, taking damage from floor being lava)
Keerthana: floor is lava: floor is definitely lava
Passed, sold for 3$ double or nothing to Kevin, (6$, it was double), chaired by all the gamblers who thought they would be luckier than they were
Nathan: motion to 0.45 kilogram define (#define) out of order to it might be in order
Benner: motion to fail by acclamation, failed
Ryan: motion to create the preemptively hazing benner committee “to preemptively haze benner in case Daniel stops showing up”
Nathan: it’s a good idea
Isaac: ooo it’s a good idea ooo
Benner: I’m the only person here who’s armed
Isaac: check this out: ooo holds out paperclip ooo
Passed, sold for 4$ to Ryan, chaired by “me”
Reed: motion to establish the normal monopolies committee to report on normal monopoly editions
Nathan: there are many normal monopoly editions because they have changed throughout the years
Ryan: miss monopoly
Isaac: monopoly kids also pretty normal
Nathan: motion to pass by acclamation
Passed, sold for 3$ to Reed, chaired by this minutely topographical hampster
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: discord, instagram, cmu_kgb, need players for murder mystery, form will be up in the discord soon, have booth chair sign ups, please sign up soon, SCC is being very non-communicative about plans, would be helpful if we knew more things
Teddy: movie night: this friday at 7 in MM A14
Daniel: readme is on stands, will probably have booth theme vote the week we come back from fall break, but not announcing that definitively yet
SCHMUCKS
Benner: you should come to wean 5201 after we get food because I have to get a lot of work done
Nathan: go see the CMU opera, they’re playing the next 4 nights
Kevin: mis spring carnival: first booth chair meeting is this Thursday
Nathan: purple
Benner: seafoam green
Nathan: gitfo
