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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: Started using left thumb for spacebar, now makes many more mistakes
Benner: Went to Cincinnati, had skyline, woke up with scratchy throat
Teddy: Made broth, bought projector, worked on scooter. Have event: murder mystery
Nathan: Went home, visited friends in Boston, made paella, very good
Julia (Kevin): I did things
Ryan (Benner) something not in english
Isaac (Nathan) AAAAA
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kevin: Floor is Lava: Lava committee is lacking
Teddy: Lingering curse blah blah: Kevin has the curse
Teddy: Moo deng on the projector (never mind)
Noah: prime number: New largest prime number found
Nathan: Quora: Why did god allow my enemies to trick me
Benner: wikipedia: polygon with 43958734987569238476938672592874623987645 something sides, def NOT a circle
Benner: wikipedia: national raisin reserve, made to control raisin prices. In 2015 SCOTUS said it was bad so it stopped
Teddy: booth: opening ideas for booth
Daniel: Booth theme vote tomorrow! WEH 5328 at 7pm.
Booth Ideas:
Red carpet, sharknado, stalker (tarkovsky), sharknado 2, Robots (2005), Nick cage, Red Son, Harlan county USA, Cocaine Bear, sharknado 3, the VeliciPastor, Charlie Brown Christmas, A Horror Movie
Nathan: adhoc twitter: guy posting mental illnesses as paintings, like left handedness
OLD BUISNESS
Reed has thing, Kevin wants thing, not fault: never had the thing
From last week: committee to remind people about lingering curse, been tabled
NEW BUISNESS
Kevin: motion to create a standing rule allow “super abstain” where you don’t abstain or vote in favor or opposing.
Noah: motion to amend such that if the chair recognizes a super abstention, they instantly die, friendly
Passed
Benner: motion to create KGBWiki committee
purpose: encourage people to read the wiki
Teddy: motion to change name to KGBiki comittee, friendly
Passed, sold for $1 to Benner, chaired by most active KGB wiki editor
Kevin: motion to allocate $-2 to this weeks event
Failed
Teddy: motion to allocate $150 to this weeks event
Benner: get people to write stuff on boxes
Nathan: question on GF pizza
Kevin: how much money gonna be used to kill the guy? 150 is a lot, 80-100 better range
Passed
Benner: motion to create speedrunning committee
Purpose: speedrunning
Reed: in general, or specific?
Benner: has 8 pages of specifics
Kevin: when you’re running, you usually aren’t speeding
Passed, sold for $1 to benner, chaired by anyone who actually completes any of the speed runs she has collected and becomes number 1
Benner: speedrunning committee report: portal 2 category extension page, duel labors radio in hole%, feet are very prohibited, taking adderall encouraged, write and submit an essay in MLA format for your run to be considered, different rules broken change word count requirement for essay (700-10062 words)
Reed: where is the list
Benner: come to GBM
Out of order
Kevin: sneaky corn: 4.15
Out of order
Benner: speedrunning committee: modern warfare with portal 2 in the background, portal 2 speedrun
Out of order
Teddy: motion to left
Kevin: motion to #define KGB’s favorite number as 3
Failed
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule that’s awesome (standing rule defines itself as awesome)
Passed
Benner: high five from president
Kevin: requesting report from benner’s nerf gun
Kevin: motion to right
Benner: motion to create arm the KGB committee
Purpose: arm the KGB for the revolution
Kevin: do paper airplanes count
Benner: not really
Passed, sold for $2 to Benner, chaired by member of KGB with largest # of nerf guns in their possession
Teddy: motion to wake up
Reed: motion to create standing rule such that you have to call “going n times” where n is the price of the highest bid (eg. going once, twice, thrice) for $3.
Passed
REAL RELEVENT KGB
blah blah pay dues blah blah we have an event!
Murder mystery, if you didn’t sign up, that sucks, if you did: keep an eye out for location.
ReadME wednesday, booth theme meeting tomorrow,
SCHMUCKS
Benner: if you want an account for KGB wiki, tell me, I can make one
Benner: motion to sea foam green
Kevin: red
Noah: lake foam green
Reed: sea foam red
Nathan: sea foam purple
Benner: anti-purple
Kevin: purple
Noah: purple
Benner: motion
Kevin: GTFO
[minutes courtesy of ngaynor]
