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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: Started using left thumb for spacebar, now makes many more mistakes

Benner: Went to Cincinnati, had skyline, woke up with scratchy throat

Teddy: Made broth, bought projector, worked on scooter. Have event: murder mystery

Nathan: Went home, visited friends in Boston, made paella, very good

Julia (Kevin): I did things

Ryan (Benner) something not in english

Isaac (Nathan) AAAAA


COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kevin: Floor is Lava: Lava committee is lacking

Teddy: Lingering curse blah blah: Kevin has the curse

Teddy: Moo deng on the projector (never mind)

Noah: prime number: New largest prime number found

Nathan: Quora: Why did god allow my enemies to trick me

Benner: wikipedia: polygon with 43958734987569238476938672592874623987645 something sides, def NOT a circle

Benner: wikipedia: national raisin reserve, made to control raisin prices. In 2015 SCOTUS said it was bad so it stopped

Teddy: booth: opening ideas for booth

Daniel: Booth theme vote tomorrow! WEH 5328 at 7pm.

Booth Ideas:

Red carpet, sharknado, stalker (tarkovsky), sharknado 2, Robots (2005), Nick cage, Red Son, Harlan county USA, Cocaine Bear, sharknado 3, the VeliciPastor, Charlie Brown Christmas, A Horror Movie

Nathan: adhoc twitter: guy posting mental illnesses as paintings, like left handedness


OLD BUISNESS

Reed has thing, Kevin wants thing, not fault: never had the thing

From last week: committee to remind people about lingering curse, been tabled


NEW BUISNESS

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule allow “super abstain” where you don’t abstain or vote in favor or opposing.

Noah: motion to amend such that if the chair recognizes a super abstention, they instantly die, friendly

Passed


Benner: motion to create KGBWiki committee

purpose: encourage people to read the wiki

Teddy: motion to change name to KGBiki comittee, friendly

Passed, sold for $1 to Benner, chaired by most active KGB wiki editor


Kevin: motion to allocate $-2 to this weeks event

Failed


Teddy: motion to allocate $150 to this weeks event

Benner: get people to write stuff on boxes

Nathan: question on GF pizza

Kevin: how much money gonna be used to kill the guy? 150 is a lot, 80-100 better range

Passed


Benner: motion to create speedrunning committee

Purpose: speedrunning

Reed: in general, or specific?

Benner: has 8 pages of specifics

Kevin: when you’re running, you usually aren’t speeding

Passed, sold for $1 to benner, chaired by anyone who actually completes any of the speed runs she has collected and becomes number 1


Benner: speedrunning committee report: portal 2 category extension page, duel labors radio in hole%, feet are very prohibited, taking adderall encouraged, write and submit an essay in MLA format for your run to be considered, different rules broken change word count requirement for essay (700-10062 words)

Reed: where is the list

Benner: come to GBM

Out of order


Kevin: sneaky corn: 4.15

Out of order


Benner: speedrunning committee: modern warfare with portal 2 in the background, portal 2 speedrun

Out of order


Teddy: motion to left


Kevin: motion to #define KGB’s favorite number as 3

Failed


Nathan: motion to create a standing rule that’s awesome (standing rule defines itself as awesome)

Passed


Benner: high five from president


Kevin: requesting report from benner’s nerf gun


Kevin: motion to right


Benner: motion to create arm the KGB committee

Purpose: arm the KGB for the revolution

Kevin: do paper airplanes count

Benner: not really

Passed, sold for $2 to Benner, chaired by member of KGB with largest # of nerf guns in their possession


Teddy: motion to wake up


Reed: motion to create standing rule such that you have to call “going n times” where n is the price of the highest bid (eg. going once, twice, thrice) for $3.

Passed


REAL RELEVENT KGB

blah blah pay dues blah blah we have an event!

Murder mystery, if you didn’t sign up, that sucks, if you did: keep an eye out for location.

ReadME wednesday, booth theme meeting tomorrow,


SCHMUCKS

Benner: if you want an account for KGB wiki, tell me, I can make one

Benner: motion to sea foam green

Kevin: red

Noah: lake foam green

Reed: sea foam red

Nathan: sea foam purple

Benner: anti-purple

Kevin: purple

Noah: purple

Benner: motion

Kevin: GTFO

[minutes courtesy of ngaynor]