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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: watched 7 eps of arcane before falling asleep yesterday, then slept for too long to finish last 2 eps before coming to GBM
Nathan^Benner: currently in ohio, help, I had to write essay I kind of forgot about because I need to go to ohio today
Teddy: watched all 9 eps of arcane, let me get into all the details of the last 2 eps, no event this week, next week is LN2 ice cream
Daniel: react to message if you want to come to that
Nathan: went to birthday party saturday night, partied too hard, a bit weary studying for midterm this morning, midterm was ok though
Julia: I learned many facts about tinnitus
Ryan: followed student handbook as hard as could, live and die by the word
Isaac: took a midterm, man fourier series am I right? was advised against saying half of what I was going to say during exec meeting this weekend, unfortunately the media is trying to censor me.
Noah: do you have a podcast?
Isaac: all people with podcasts should combust
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kevin: corn subsidies: 4.25$
Nathan: quora: I have been with my wife for 9 years and I love my wife…is that normal
Ryan: imp. cmu buildings: posner at tufts
Kevin: channeling benner: wikipedia: wiki hell
Isaac: whos got the lingering curse: who?
Nathan: still ryan I think
Nathan: imp cmu buildings: MIT also has a kresge auditorium
Ryan: ah interesting ways of raising money: 80% of modern bank robberies get away and are never caught
Teddy: how do they know they happened
Nathan: sealand: jeremy corghan is a noble of sealand
Teddy: mis wikipedia: all the text that is contained in wikipedia is 142.5 GB, can download on your computer
Ryan: have a wikipedia on SD card
Nathan: sealand: actually meant jeremy clarkson
Nathan: quora: who wants orange juice XD
OLD BUSINESS
Ryan has thing, Nathan wants spirit of thing, not fault: long lines at the airport to go back for thanksgiving, delays in every other means of transportation are faul
Nathan: motion to salute ryan for f
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24 “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Ryan: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled for 1 week
NEW BUSINESS
Ryan: motion to create the solvents committee “to describe interesting solvents and what they can dissolve
Passed, sold for 4$ (1 million dollars) to Nathan, chaired by water
Kevin: motion to force exec to declare this weeks event to be movie night II
Daniel: we are having movie night II at Kevin’s house
Isaac: motion to complement kevin’s haircut
Ryan: motion to amend movie night to take a scan of kevin’s head at his house and admire it
Teddy: motion to #define nyehehehe (evil laugh) as a bid 1$ greater than the previous bid
Julia: #definition or standing rule
Daniel: would I accept that string, I would, I think that’s fine
Nathan: I think it’s a pretty good idea
Ryan: motion to allocate 1 million dollars (4$) to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund
Passed, 4$ allocated to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund
Nathan: I cast friendship
Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that a “nyehehe”(1$ above the previous bid) can be upped by “hehehe” (2$ above the previous bid), “hoohoohoo” (3$ above the previous bid). Hehehe is only valid (unseconded)
Nathan: out of order bun butler: please let me read this, recently he read a poem titled “I am the vole in the hole…”
Ryan: motion to remember the vole together
Kevin: motion to allocate 75$ to Kevin Kluznik’s plaidcash account for the purpose of printing next week’s readme
Passed, been allocated
Isaac: motion to allow me to read a piece of writing which bun butler has written: “guess this is all that is left then, whole place is in ashes….gordon danimals was right, natty was right…just useless as a vole, we’re all useless as voles…stuck under the bed for fifteen minutes…burrito supremes with a side of… I guess that’s one thing to look forward to”
Nathan: bun butler is creator of r/voles subreddit
Kevin: who is this?
Kevin: motion to allocate 5$ to Kevin Kluznik’s plaid cash account so we can get a little snack
Julia: you’re going to eat paper?
Ryan: would be about a pound of paper
Teddy: cellulose is a common ingredient in many foods
Kevin: against our bylaws, sorry guys (article I, shall not be operated for personal benefit of any member or individual)
Ryan: motion to create the inuring to the personal despair of members committee “to inure to the personal despair of members”
Isaac: antiseconded
Ryan: Isaac will be the first target of the committee
Tie, That pIassed (Isaac called Daniel Kevin by accident, deciding the vote), sold to Ryan for 3$, chaired by Isaac
Kevin: point of information: is bun butler a real person?
Julia: motion to create a standing rule creating a spell “summon animal companion” such that the chair must share an animal fact after you cast it
Passed, been stood
Ryan: motion to give isaac 1 spells worth of magic
Kevin: motion to create a burner committee “to use this to have a vote”
Passed with 1 in favor, 0 abstaining, 0 against
Sold for 2$ to Ryan, chaired by walter white
Julia: I cast animal companion
Daniel: do you know that sea angels eat sea snails by ejecting stomach into tentacles
Noah: motion to create a standing rule that exists
Passed
Noah: I cast animal companion
Daniel: I’ve forgotten all animals, pond skaters walk on water by not disrupting the surface tension of the water
Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that there is a spell called “summon squid companion”, which when cast, forces the chair to share a splatoon fact
Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if a motion gets no votes in favor, against, or abstaining, it is automatically tabled for 1 week, and the motion becomes magical
Kevin: since we passed that standing rule by acclamation and it had no votes in favor against or abstaining
Julia: motion to create a standing rule amending the previous standing rule (which defines magical motions) such that it only applies when votes in favor, against, and abstensions are called for
Passed (on a tie)
Kevin: I cast summon squid companion
Daniel: scatter shot starting velocity was buffed 3%, degree of spread was also reduced to keep effective firing range
Noah: I cast animal companion
Daniel: seagulls have wings
Ryan: point of information: it’s possible to make a seagull not have wings
Savi: point of information: humans are animals so you can give a human fact
Ryan: motion to table daniel so he can go live in the woods so he can live with lots of nice fairies and animals and he can have a nice little house in a tree
Savi: I feel like you were all breathing during the abstaining part
Passed, Daniel has been tabled (Teddy is in charge)
Noah: motion to seafoam green
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that being ejected from the meeting, the tabled individual may sit on a table instead
Passed
Kevin: I cast summon squid companion
Teddy: did you know that squid’s brain is essentially a giant donut, digestive system goes through brain
Daniel: that’s not splatoon fact
Teddy: mudmouth is a thing
Nathan: motion to create a new spell titled “the super salute”, the general body must salute the person you cast it against, and the person it’s against loses 5 hitpoints
Passed, been stood
Kevin: I gotta say by making the only regular way of being magical getting super abstentions, we are making people
Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that super abstaining no longer makes you magical
Failed
Daniel: motion to create the broken record committee
Kevin: supersalute daniel
Noah: friend destroyer daniel
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Teddy: we are the CMU KGB, we do not have an event this week because thanksgiving
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: cmu philharmonic doing concert at carnegie music hall, mashup of nutcracker suite, gonna be a pretty neat concert, tickets are free for cmu students
Isaac: grandma is making really good food this week for thanksgiving break
Daniel: read README
Nathan: steven neely wants you to make a pie this break
Ryan: come to pitch meeting saturdays 1117
Daniel: booth
Teddy: kage cleaning after break
Kevin: if you want to read readme I’ll send you a copy (brandishing paper airplane)
Daniel: come to office cleaning sunday, will get pizza or something
Daniel: motion to blue
Nathan: gitfo
