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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: cleaned up Kremlin kitchen, cooked for friendsgiving

Benner: went and did the kiltie band stuff for playoff, couldn’t feel fingers, probably need them to play flute, also accidentally made daniel watch horrific movie about genocide and Rwanda, they really didn’t hold back, sorry Daniel. movie was ghosts of rwanda, good documentary but makes you feel bad about global affairs and post-holocaust attempts to stop genocide

Nathan^Teddy: stuck in maryland, I think, help!

Daniel: event: LN2 night, we will make ice cream with liquid nitrogens, will have assorted flavorings, feel free to bring your own flavorings, we do need rough headcount, please react to message in headcount, DH A331

Nathan: made some good thanksgiving food, got sick, slept for 14-15 hours straight on Friday, caffeine withdrawal

Julia: brought up pokemon vs 1 billion lions at family thanksgiving

Ryan: played secret hitler, revealed fascist tendencies

Isaac: had chicken dumplings, second best meal, baby cousin drew really weird cryptic religious looking art that spooked my grandma, wrote new cryptid corner, only just now finished it, said it was already added (incomplete)

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Tali: ah annual subscription: nintendo switch online subscription renewed about half an hour ago

Nathan: weird monopoly editions: bible-opoly, your objective is to build a church

Ryan: solvents: difluromethane

Kevin: corn subsidies: 4.25$

Benner: ah profit finding: a profit has been found

Kevin: ah last weeks’ corn subsidies: 4.23$

Nathan: paper airplane: this paper airplane sucks

Ryan: fake cmu buildings: clifford porter hall, actor

Benner: wikipedia: fish fish fish dupont circle elevator (many citations needed, omitted here due to length)

Nathan: quora: can someone be a star seed without having adhd or autism

Benner: speedrunning: ratatouille category extensions: cheese %, collect one piece of cheese, one-handed any %, blindfolded coop no entries, one person playing blindfolded one guiding, drink bleach and die %

Ryan: ah dangerous chairs: wheeee!

Nathan: quora: what is the best demon to summon to kill someone? how long will I need to warm up to this demon?

Isaac: reminding people about lingering curse

Benner: KGWiki: got busy my bad, message me to add to list

Nathan: quora: what is the psychology of women’s minds?

OLD BUSINESS

Ryan has thing, Benner wants thing, not fault: that (nathan dropping laptop), is fault: haven’t finished documentary

Julia: from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24 “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”

Kevin: motion to table for 1 week

Passed, been tabled

Kevin: motion to create the committee to add more debts to one person before giving tuesday committee “purp to increment the debt of 1 person by at least 1 dollar so that the org gets 1 dollar or 2 dollars tomorrow”

sold for 6$ to Ryan, chaired by the precise vowels that make up the name of the committee

Benner: motion to create the financial literacy committee “teaching KGB members to be responsible with their finances and stop giving out your credit card number, now it’s been two who have offered”

Nathan: motion to create the this is a test committee “the fact that if no one votes on the motion to table this committee we can table the motion to table”

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Failed

Ryan: motion to salute Julia

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that you can have a motion to double decker table a motion, which creates a motion to table that motion and tables

Benner: motion to allocate a million dollars (4$) to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund

Nathan: motion to create the bigfoot searching committee “to find bigfoot”

Benner: what will you do with bigfoot once you find him

Nathan: get him to push for booth buggy

Teddy: should try looking in the yellowstone zone of death

Teddy: is bigfoot a species or an individual, if individual immortal

Savi: SCC=spokane community college, mascot is bigfood

Nathan: image from pravda is the actual bigfeet from museum in connecticut

Sold for a million dollars (4$) to Nathan, chaired by bigfoot

Isaac: maybe it’s more philosophical, he needs to find himself

Ryan: motion to allocate 50$ for the construction of shoes for bigfoot

Ryan: point of information: we will do it

Nathan: motion to change the purpose of the allocation to this weeks event (friendly been changed)

Kevin: motion to amend from 50$ to 120$ (friendly, been changed)

Passed, been allocated

Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that a KGB member can declare double decker couch and can be a second chair to the chair, the only thing that they would inherit would be any other standing rule that is meant to bully the chair, can choose to take on the grievances of the chair, if a standing rule says that something should happen to the chair, have to take on all the grievances and strifes of the chair (would include animal facts, and counting votes)

Ryan: it’s a bad idea

Isaac: fuck you

Failed

Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 34 such that instead of a superabstainer becoming magical, you become magical if a motion you proposed passes

Isaac: it’s a good idea

Ryan: motion to amend so that it’s until the next motion passes so we don’t have to worry about timing (unfriendly)

Ryan: mis hazing daniel: laugh at daniel (he failed to throw a paper airplane)

Passed, been stood

Nathan: summon animal companion

Daniel: parrotfish eat coral, poop out sand

Ryan: motion to create a ranking the bathrooms on cmu’s campus committee “to rank the bathrooms on CMU’s campus by quality and/or flavor”

Passed, sold for 2.5$ to Ryan, chaired by the number 6.25

Benner: motion to create the rip benner’s ruler committee for the purpose of being sad that all of the cork has come off the back of the ruler in my backpack

Isaac: ruler was like a father to me, wrapped cork around me, said it’ll be ok son, said thank you, you’re much cooler than my real dad

Ryan: inuring to the personal despair of members (including isaac): approves

Passed, sold for 1$ to Benner, chaired by my ruler (posthumously)

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if a motion to table a motion would be tabled (impossible because it’s out of order, unless loophole with not voting on a motion to table), both the motion to table and the original motion fail

Failed

Teddy: motion to table

Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that any person moving over the speed of 1 meter per second is a motion and can be seconded, antiseconded, tabled, called to question or passed, failing

Nathan: center of mass or any part of you

Isaac: center of mass

Ryan: was gonna make a pun about a motion as emotional harmcore, but couldn’t think of anything, raised hand too early

Nathan: point of information: only while the person is in motion

Julia: motion to amend such that seconding a person gives +5hp, antiseconding gives -5HP

Isaac: tabling a person forces them to sit down right where they are standing

Nathan: passing a person restores them to full hp

Isaac: motion has to be started while the person is in motion

Teddy: can change it so if you are out of order you die immediately

Nathan: this can only happen between other motions

Isaac: if someone’s in motion, you can antisecond them, motion to pass by acclamation

Kevin: what happens if two people are in motion at the same time

Tali: could each motion actually

Julia: people are not actually motions, but while they are in motion, people can do motion-things to them

motion to create a standing rule such that any person moving over the speed of 1 meter per second can be seconded, antiseconded, tabled, called to question or passed or failed. seconding a person gives +5hp, antiseconding gives -5HP. tabling a person forces them to sit down right where they are standing. motion to ____ a person has to be started while the person is in motion. Failing a person kills (reduces to 0HP) them Pass or fail has to be voted on as a normal motion would be voted on

Passed(tie)

RRAS

Teddy: LN2 night, doherty A331

Daniel: giving tuesday on tuesday, go to link on discord to give us money, scotty plushies hidden around campus at 8am tuesday, go find them and give us 100$

Daniel: ReadME: printing and distributing tomorrow night, we have geek eat next week, kage cleaning december 16th

Kevin: GBM next week

SCHMUCKS

Nathan: concert next week at 6pm in alumni concert hall in CFA, could come right after gbm, won’t make it to GBM next week

Teddy: for booth this year, I will be making ambitious game in 3D might require help creating assets, if you want to help shoot me a DM

Nathan: Thursday night, carnegie mellon philharmonic, doing mashup of nutcracker, 8pm, carnegie music hall by museum, take a break from finals stress, tickets are free for students

Kevin: buy my furniture if you don’t have things like a bed or a couch

Daniel: this thursday from 3-5pm hackerfab demonstration

Kevin: demo is gonna be safe right

Daniel: it’s gonna be posters, maybe chips, no poison mostly

Teddy: do we get to taste the chips

Daniel: will probably get kicked out if you do

Kevin: professor told me if you eat those chips you’d probably be fine, but they have sharp edges

Kevin: you’re a schmuck

Nathan: purple

Benner: anti purple

Ryan: color that is precisely too red to be purple

Benner: motion to leave purple

Kevin: purple

Benner: seafoam green

Nathan: seafoam purple

Ryan: see purple foam

Savi: lavender

Benner: #93E9BE

Tali: slightly lighter purple

Kevin: magenta

Ryan: motion to mix purple and seafoam green and see what happens

Tali: motion to white

Julia: gitfo