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1/13/25 KGB MEETING
OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: went home, killed tank, was late today because assured that meeting would not go over and it did
Benner: got quite a lot of legos, including chinese new year set with the scroll, the persimmon, and the little gold things
NEW PEOPLE!!!!
Danya (lying): elizabeth, sophomore, anthropology, edison, NJ
Eshaan: Eshaan, short for Eshaan kill yourself, ECE, he/him, not planning to graduate, bumfuckville nowhere, said wooo when came in the door, confused when got attention
Luke (extremely squeaky lost voice): he’s luke
Ryan: I’m luke, he/him, 2028, ECE, minneapolis, cannot talk because of fortnight
Mark: second year music bcsa tech and cs, pleasanton california, slept like 8 hours last night, still feeling bad right now
Teddy: started work on the booth game, if you want to help give me a discord DM, event: potluck in the porter, A18B, on Saturday, events Saturday until further notice
Nathan: watched every sharknado film so you don’t have to, ranking: 5 global swarming =best (infinity war ripped them off), 3 oh hell no=really funny they go to space, 6 the last sharknado = they go back in time, 1, 2, 4 the fourth awakens=sucks, boring
Julia: went to ikea, may have to go to maryland to assemble furniture
Ryan: cat recognized me
Isaac: watched too much david lynch, didn’t know how freaky that guy was, had to pause halfway through blue velvet when guy pulled out a gas mask and started calling himself baby, pretty good movie except for that one scene
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: wikipedia: anonymous person who in 2005 every couple of months would change all between to betwixt on the page for fistula for a long time
Nathan: quora: is it unethical to go outside if I’m a very ugly person
Isaac: mis. wikipedia: The three grand soups of the world is a common term in Japan referring to three types of soup thought to be the best in the world.
Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: house in iowa
Eshaan: chess move: E4
Aresh: thank you for subscribing to animal facts, “Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed”
Noah: chess moves: C5
Nathan: monopoly: XXXopoly, railroads=red light districts around the world
Ryan: solvents: acetone
Benner: kgwiki: was gonna do a bunch of stuff to the wiki over break, message me if you want to add to the wiki, bennerr on discord
Luke: me
Eshaan: chess moves: C6
Isaac: ah the largest collection of silly wizard names ever: under evil female: cinder spire
Nathan: quora: why doesn’t calculus 9 exist (Nathan gets emails from quora which are mostly related to calculus)
Aresh: quora response: calculus 9 is measurement and integration
Eshaan: apologetic chess: D3
Isaac: ah news with nicole hubers: incomprehensible words? from KGB spam email
Noah: ah chess: knight C6
Luke: pronoun stealing: I just took your pronouns
Gavin: day committee: today is korean american days
Benner: please get to new business committee
OLD BUSINESS
Benner has thing, Eshaan wants thing, not fault: 9/11, is fault: all other tradgedies
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Noah: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled
NEW BUSINESS
Benner: motion to create the am I still gay committee purp: “I take ADHD meds which are a controlled substance, once a semester have to go to cmu doctor, every time I go she asks me if I’m addicted, but also, asks me if I’m still gay every time. She’s not even homophobic about it, have an appointment for friday, taking bets on if she asks me if I’m still gay.”
Luke: if you were a worm would you still be gay
Benner: If I were a worm I wouldn’t know what being gay is
Noah: point of information: if your spirit goes into the body of the worm
Gavin: pass by acclamation
Ryan: wikipedia: list of animals with homosexual behavior: gut worms
Passed, been created, sold to Teddy for 32$, chaired by the doctor, I guess, I don’t know
Ryan: motion to create the I didn’t think of a name I just wanted to donate money
Julia: motion to fail by acclamation (come up with a better joke)
Benner: motion to create the yakuza committee “I am going to finish every yakuza game, it’s become my life purpose. preferably before the new one comes out will report on my completion of the games and/or my thoughts on them”
Eshaan: what if you fail
Benner: you can kill me
Gavin: completion of main storyline or full completion?
Danya: what inspired you, was it Jacob Geller
Benner: actually wasn’t, think they were good for a while, they were on sale over the winter steam sale
Ryan: point of information: if the deadline for completion is unspecified, can only fail if you die, then can’t be killed
Benner: in 20 years, if I have not completed all the currently existing yakuza games, you
Luke: do the yakuza games change your feelings on whether or not you’re still gay?
Benner: have to complete them and see
Passed, sold for a million dollars (4$) to Benner, chaired by, kiryu yakuza
Nathan: motion to create the kill benner committee “kill benner”
Nathan: motion to table for 20 years
Luke: point of information: can we put a tracker tag on benner
Eshaan: can let people decline though
Passed, been tabled for 20 years
Ryan: motion to #define hehehe to if the previous bid was nyeh heh heh I want to raise the bid by 1, otherwise I want people to call me mean things
A discussion of how this works
Nathan: motion to table for 1 week so we can think about it
Passed, been tabled
Benner: motion to allocate 10$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund, to be spent under the condition that he returns to campus
passed, been allocated
Gavin: motion to create a new spell called neptune’s curse such that everyone else must speak like they are under water until another spell is passed
Nathan: it’s too slow to cast a spell
Benner: it’s actually pretty easy to stop if you have bronchitis
Nathan: motion to amend such that it lasts 30 seconds, friendly been changed
Isaac: motion to amend such that if 30 seconds pass or fake death
final motion:
motion to create a new spell called neptune’s curse such that everyone else must speak like they are under water until 30 seconds have passed, or fake death via drowning
Luke: motion to create the [inaudible] committee “stick fork in toaster spark spark boom boom ”
Failed
Isaac: motion to recall who had the lingering curse last
Nathan: motion to create a spell called the pronoun swap spell, once you cast the spell you swap pronouns with them
passed
Gavin: move to create a standing rule such that no one is allowed to respond to luke until his voice returns to normal, stern glare ok
passed
Nathan: cast neptunes curse
Eshaan: motion to create a standing rule such that ifndef, only defines if has not been defined,
Noah: motion to go back in time and kill dennis ritchie
Daniel: I killed it by executive fiat
Ryan: motion to create the audible committee (unseconded)
RRAS
Teddy: event: potluck
Daniel: join at cmukgb.org/discord
Daniel: readme happening wednesday
Kevin: Printing folding and distribution Tuesday at 6pm, meeting in cluster
Daniel: wednesday 6pm at the KAGE at cmukgb.org/kage to see where, if you want to learn how to use power tools and chop wood with it come on wednesday.
Luke: can show up for half of it
SCHMUCKS
Luke: please stop ignoring me I’m special
Benner: if you or anyone you know is in the RPG writing class, please drop it, can’t declare a game design minor without it, 8th on the waitlist
Aresh: pregame the potluck in the porter, cyert hall, can run for computer club office, even if you don’t know what it is
Teddy: making a 3D game for booth in Unity, will probably need more than 1 person, if you know about unity or blendr modelling, dm me
Luke: january 6th half birthday, declaring today is birthday
Benner: seafoam green
Gavin: really purple
Ryan: the color of blueberries according to people who think there is no fruit
Noah: antipurple
Benner: the point on the color wheel directly in between seafoam green and purple
Kevin: not quite purple
Ryan: did you know you can just say any thing and put purple at the end and it becomes purple purple
Teddy: definitely not purple
Benner: purple(?)
Aresh: gitfo
