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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: toasted katsu for lunch
Benner: been writing lots of russian cursive, probably better than english person
New Person!! andre, he/him, pittsburgh, here on independent study, major in math, pursuing music, 20 years old
Teddy: fixed scooter, GBGC!
Nathan: caught up on hw and practiced a lot
Julia: ate cheese, played board games
Ryan: fish fish knife [redacted]
Isaac: made farnam jahanian mpreg, look out for them, acted so normal at readme social, mechanics 3D is asking me to do bullshit kinda
OLD BUSINESS
Savi has the thing (she got it off of Eshaan, upending of power balance), aresh wants thing, not fault: not getting into the MSML at CMU, is
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25 “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Nathan: motion to table for 1 week
Aresh: motion to fail by acclamation
Benner: motion to pass
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: wikipedia: les ux, known as the only good thing french people have done, urban experiment, they restored the pantheon clock, built theater in the catacombs, when they went to investigate theater, it disappeared
Gavin: NCT-127 (kpop supergroup with subgroups) day, today is January 27th, probably a lot of really annoying people really happy on twitter
Benner: first I have a question: have I already talked about chinese fusion metroid category extension,speedrunning: metroid fusion category, any % of game, has to be the chinese globalization
Aresh: animal facts: that’s a pretty weird looking dog
Nathan: quora: I’m 12 and want to start my own mafia gang how should I start
Gavin: good news: AI bubble burst
Benner: ah: you need to watch this movie: you have to watch love on delivery
Teddy: corn subsidies: 4.82$
Nathan: paper airplane: paper airplane: called the harrier and flies like this [airplane flies in a circuitous circle and hits daniel]
Isaac: point of information: daniel: I hope you count the votes correctly now
Julia: ah cursed food: soup flavored cough drops
Issac: mis ah cursed food: boston cream bomb was sold at scotties market, offhandedly noted it was an unfortunate name, they no longer sell it
Benner: yakuza: have broken streak of playing yakuza for at least a 18 or 20 day run
Nathan: sealand: a citizen of sealand once climbed mt. everest and put flag on top
Gavin: national day: international holocaust day that day.
Benner: why would you put it after the kpop day. I think you need to reevaluate your priorities regarding national day importance
Nathan: weird monopoly editions, wine-opoly, pieces=wine bottle, corks, cheese grapes, carafe, get for your mom?
NEW BUSINESS
Gavin: motion to create the bowl food research committee “to better understand and investigate the wide world of bowl food. Daniel is not allowed to have any input on what is bowl food.”
Savi: can I please get a TLDR on bowl food
Gavin: Daniel comes into cluster, says “I don’t think bowl food”. Julia said “what is bowl food”?
Gavin: Daniel, why is poke bowl not bowl food?
Daniel: poke bowl is more similar to donburi
Ryan: what if I sit in a bowl and eat food
Benner: call to question, I can’t do this anymore
Passed, been created, sold for double or nothing 50$ to Ryan [actually 0$]
Nathan: motion to allocate 20$ to finally buy picture frame for our land on sealand
Gavin: how? is that just publicly available
Claire: does this include air rights? ground rights? I hear the north sea is famous for its oil
Benner: motion to pass by acclamation
Passed, been allocated
Julia: motion to amend the lingering curse standing rule such that if the chair of the lingering curse committee is absent at the beginning of the meeting, isaac becomes the chair of the lingering curse committee at the beginning of the meeting.
Passed, been stood
Benner: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
Passed, been allocated
Nathan: motion to make a standing rule such that if a motion passes unanimously with every member of the general body voting in favor of that motion, it becomes magical
Benner: summon animal companion
Daniel: saw a woodpecker, pretty sure it’s a downy something wood pecker
Aresh: motion to stand up the fuck the rules standing rule (you can make a motion to fuck the rules if it passes, the rules are disbanded for 1 minute and you can just talk)
Benner: floor is now lava
Passed
Isaac: motion to you know there’s this really cool movie they made, what was the name of the actor you know the actor that has the hair, no that one doesn’t have, and he was like you know you feel me [the least well defined motion daniel’s ever heard]
Teddy: motion to create standing rule such that you can a motion to ban someone from the meeting (they’re not allowed to come to meeting until they’re no longer dead), but only if they are dead already,you can ban even people not in the meeting, if they’re dead
Failed
Benner: motion to create a spell called laptop destroyer, if you cast it the target must close their laptop for at least 5 seconds
Ryan: motion to amend such that the person who is cast on can say no u if it’s really critical they don’t close it (ex: running a server)
Isaac: motion to amend such that the victim of the spell if they don’t have a laptop open must open their laptop and close it, or close someone else’s laptop if they consent
Final” motion to create a spell called laptop destroyer, if you cast it the target must close their laptop for at least 5 seconds.The person who is cast on can say no u if it’s really critical they don’t close it (ex: running a server) the victim of the spell if they don’t have a laptop open must open their laptop and close it, or close someone else’s laptop if they consent
passed
Nathan: motion to amend magical motion standing rule such that it’s all members of the general body who are present except the chair
Passed, been stood
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: Dues, booth
Teddy: GBGC
Daniel: thinking of doing ice skating in ~2 weeks and would like to know if you’re interested in doing that, form is up in RRAs
Daniel: Readme coming out Wednesday, printing tomorrow 6pm, wean 5 printers
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: Feb 15th, have recital, 7pm, Kresge theater in CFA, can go to presentation night right afterwards
Benner: roommate moved out, next year I will need a new roommate, if you’re living on campus next year and are cool, be my roommate, I don’t want to
Nathan: purple
Benner: seafoam green
Gavin: gitfo
