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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: slept for 2 days
Benner: did homework by having people play don’t hit a bird with a baseball, Randy Johnson RPG
Teddy: made a robot, also did much better at clocktower than usual, event: ice skating at schenley rink!, we’ll be meeting by UC black chairs at 7:15 on Saturday, we will be reimbursing tickets/skate rentals, if you want to go, please fill out the form
Nathan: had fun, played board games, submit 2 pravda
Julia: hofbrahaus, pretzels
Ryan: met with Gina Casalegno, she said I’m her favorite student
Nathan^Isaac: somehow slept for 14 hours straight, from 2am-4pm, the lingering curse premptively got me and now I’m sick
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: corn subsidies: 4.07
Nathan: sealand: by royal proclamation: let it be known that from this day hence, the body of water heretofore recognized as the North Sea is officially renamed the Gulf of Sealand. All maps, charts, and maritime references shall be updated posthaste to reflect the Principality’s sovereign decree.
Ryan: solvents: pepsi
Benner: operation nifty package: us military was trying to get guy in panama, can’t just storm a church with soldiers, they went around the church and he wouldn’t leave so they started playing disturbing chicken noises, fish, fish, and never gonna give you up by rick astley
Nathan: weird monopoly: deluxe monopoly: 300$, tokens are gilded in 24 carat gold
Gavin: good news: mitch mcconnell not dead, but soon
Aresh: animal facts: longest animal might have been siphonophore in Australia
Nathan: quora: are there female detectives in real life?
Nathan: hivemind: that we are going to die one day soon where what we will eat report, end space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name they end report
Teddy: corn subsidies: 4.88
Benner: coughs
Nathan: quora: is it rude to refuse my college roommate’s request to shower with him?
Benner: speedrunning: splat % sonic tears 2022, have to get sonic to crash into moon at end of game by failing quicktime event
Gavin: national day: 6 years ago today, the day the music died
OLD BUSINESS
Aresh has thing, Gavin wants thing, not fault: anything the trump administration does, is fault: everything elon musk do
From: 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25, 1/27/25, “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Benner: motion to table for a fortnight
Teddy: motion to amend to 1.00001 weeks
Benner: amending it to 0.4 fortnights.
Gavin: motion to amend for 6<n<8
Savi: motion to amend to 0.48 fortnights (friendly, been changed)
Julia: motion to amend to 3 weeks
Teddy: motion to amend to 1 second
Been tabled for 0.48 fortnights
NEW BUSINESS
Benner: mis national day: elmo’s birthday, and national sicky day
Gavin: that’s my bad
Gavin: motion to create a standing rule such that with written permission and a signature you can be a proxy vote for another person
Benner: how do you
Julia: motion to amend such that the chair must inspect the signature (unfriendly)
Nathan: motion to amend such that you can use the signature once
Julia: raise the signature and your hand to use in one vote (one per meeting) (friendly, been changed)
Teddy: and make bird noise (friendly, been changed)
Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that with written permission and a signature you can be a proxy vote for another person, you can use each person’s signature on one vote per meeting, to use it you must raise your hand, and additionally raise the signature in your other hand and make a bird noise
Passed, been stood
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that this hand (right fake hand ryan brought in) is magical
Teddy: amend such that when the chair takes remaining hands after the question has been called, he also takes this hand
passed, been stood
Gavin: motion to create a standing rule creating a new spell “culinary sabotage” when you identify an instance of any food item that food item becomes inedible, this must be used on bowl food
Ryan: what is bowl food?
Gavin: it has to be bowl food
Noah: motion to purple
Benner: motion to seafoam green
Ryan: motion to table for one week
Noah: motion to amend to 70 years (unfriendly)
Gavin: pass by acclamation (not passed by acclamation)
Benner: motion to fail by acclamation (not failed by acclamation)
Passed, been tabled for 1 week
Ryan: motion to create the nevermind committee “changing my mind” (unseconded failed)
Benner: requesting a high five from the chair
Nathan: requesting a high five from the magical hand
Daniel: its’ not doing anything
Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are high fived by the magical hand you become magical for 1 minute
Passed, been stood
Ryan: motion to create the chirality committee, “to understand that there is a left and a right committee”
Gavin: amend the purpose to find out if we’re living in the universe or the mirror universe
Passed, sold for 1$ double or nothing to Ryan [actually 2$], chaired by lenin (specifically while he’s in the air)
Benner: I was watching my friend on discord type for a solid 5 minutes he’s been asking me a lot of questions, gonna read it: which would you rather? for 10 years you have to live with 10 gnomes who don’t speak english just make silly noises….fish fish fish [insane hypothetical] or listen to first class by jack harlow once
Ryan: part of the review for the hands: however, keep in mind that these are MALE hands
Nathan: motion to create the spell titled summon mage hand, once cast will force whoever is holding the magical hand to give it to you
Julia: motion to amend the name to mage hand (friendly, been changed)
Passed
Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that you can do this to mini squid but it’s the same as regular squid
Gavin: motion to create a standing rule such that the title of this week’s event to “schating at schenley”
Passed, been stood
nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that the left fake hand is antimagical
Passed
Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair flips the coin and catches it sideways the price is doubled and then the original price is subtracted
Ryan: motion to the color you get if you mix human and spider blood
Daniel: out of order
Noah: motion to more purple than you can comprehend
Nathan: I am now uploading a copy of the spell list to pravda channel
Benner: motion to create the I want to kill daniel committee “so I can become magical and kill daniel”
A million [4]$ double or nothing to Nathan, sold to Nathan for 8$
Benner: I cast invoke mob justice
Passed, Daniel is at 0HP
RRAS
Event: Schating at Schenley
Booth: Wednesday at some time (either 5 or 6), saturday at 1pm
Readme
Daniel: looking for people to join nom com, people who run elections for KGB, need 4 people, requirements are that you are not going to be running for anything
Gavin: can I be on nom com
Daniel: message Julia if you would like to be on the nominating committee
SCHMUCKS
Benner: I need a roommate, living in fairfax
Nathan: come see my recital Saturday, Feb 15th at 7pm
Benner: my dog george does this thing where he licks spot on leg until it makes a sore, started doing it again and to preemptively stop it they put him in a cone, he looks really funny
Benner: gitfo
