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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: got chipotle in person
Benner: gave so many tours to so many people, officially a junior staffwriter at the tartan
Benner^Teddy: I have a scooter yay!!! we have an event: presentation night!!!
Nathan: had fun at the readme social,
Julia: learned very obvious lesson of don’t drink caffeine at night
Ryan: stayed up 48hours straight for tartan hacks
Isaac: danced, got raptured, threw up, danced some more
COMMITTTEE REPORTS
Nathan: paper airplane committee: the hammer
Benner: corn subsidies: 4.92, corn prices are crazy right now
Claire: height of benner: 5’10”
Savi: mis quora: what are some of the bad words in tamil?
Benner: wikipedia:submitted by claire: wikimedia commons: gif for how you’re supposed to fold the ohio flag
Nathan: quora: how badly does your child need to misbehave for you to intentionally feed them a poop sausage?
Benner: speedrunning: rocketleague: slowest goal
Aresh: animla facts: [monkey noises]
Benner: hivemind: I want to kill the prime minister of the united kingdom world space mexico pretty space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Ryan: solvents: heaviest water
Isaac: point of information: wait no it was this was important aw man I’m sorry
Benner: youtube: sushi (no capitals)
Claire: fake youtube: sushi capitals
Benner: KGWiki: I added spellbook and magic hands, shoutout to Kevin for adding to wiki even after his untimely demise
Isaac: the lingering curse committee would like to bestow itself upon noah (for sharing the same name as my ex)
Noah: cmon
Nathan: weird monopoly: woot!opoly, I’m struggling to understand what the theme is, tokens include woot!monkey, woot!logo, bag of crap
Ryan: pouring kool aid in water supply: seen allegheny, one step closer
Noah: planetary defense: meteor
Claire: fake broken record committee: doesn’t want to report anything
Noah: the broken record the br the b
Benner: hissing
OLD BUSINESS
Ryan has the thing, nathan wants thing, not fault:any mistakes he makes during the recital, is fault: every other mistake in anyone else’s presentation
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25, 1/27/25, 2/3/25: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Nathan: motion to table for 1 week
Nathan: I need everyone’s support in this, if no one raises their hand we can table the motion
Passed, been tabled for 1 week
from 2/3/25: motion to create a standing rule creating a new spell “culinary sabotage” when you identify an instance of any food item that food item becomes inedible, this must be used on bowl food
Ryan: motion to amend such that the bowl food requirement is deleted
Failed, not amended
Passed
Ryan: motion to create the I was gonna create a committee but I don’t remember what its called, “I’ll remember the original one eventually”
Benner: summon squid companion
Daniel: cannons in salmon run only use one state of flight instead of 3
Passed, sold for 22$ to Claire, chaired by Benner
Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 71 such that in order to get high fived with the magical hand and become magical someone else must be holding the hand (can’t high five yourself)
Passed
Ryan: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents to this week’s event for sippy sips and nummy nums
Passed, been allocated
Benner: motion to create the mayo clinic committee “to amass more power and build more parking lots”
Savi: amend mayo clinic to mustard clinic (not friendly, not amended)
Claire: motion to amend to install a facist dictator in rochester minnesota
Passed, been created, sold for 10$ to Claire, chaired by “myself”
Nathan: motion to #define “2 million” to “seven”
Ryan: giving this 1 million big booms
Passed, been stood
Julia: motion #define “guns and drugs” to “sippy sips and nummy nums”
Passed, been stood
Ryan: motion to allocate 2 million [7] more dollars for guns and drugs [sippy sips and nummy nums] for this weeks event
Passed, been allocate
Benner: national day: national clean out your computer day, delete pesky windows 32
Ryan: pronoun swap on myself, I’m now him/he
Noah: motion to nap time
Benner: floor is lava: the floor is now lava
Ryan: motion to allocate 100$ to the exec discretionary fund
Passed, been allocated
Nathan: motion to make a standing rule such that if you are holding the magic hand and are magical, you can cast two spells back to back
Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that you can shout he/she/they are/is a witch and for 1 minute that person cannot cast spells or they die
passed, we now have witch trials
Isaac: short term friendship on daniel.
Ryan: he’s a witch
Isaac: friend destroyer daniel
Benner: mob justice
Passed, daniel ejected
Benner: laptop destroyer daniel
Ryan: motion to purple with a little bit of green mixed into it
Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 80 such that you can only accuse someone of witchcraft if you have the antimagical hand
Passed, been stood
Ryan: motion to change the voting system [unseconded]
Claire: motion to create the claire color committee purp: “I say a color”
Aresh: how could you expect to do that when clear means transparent
Nathan: summon animal companion
Daniel: barrel eyed fish have top of head transparent
Passed, sold for 13$ double or nothing to Ryan (0$)
Aresh: motion to #define fizz as one more than the current bid (1$ higher than the last bid that was called out) as long as the current bid is both a multiple of 3 and not a multiple of 5
Julia: how does this deal with cents
Aresh: only works if last bid is integer
Passed
RRAS
Benner: presentation night, go to slides go, some really bad and some really good templates, go to CFA kresge theater at 7 to see Nathan’s presentation
Nathan: probably show up a bit before that
Daniel: Booth: saturdays and wednesdays
Daniel: Readme this wednesday, looking for people to join nom com, message Julia if you’re interested
SCHMUCKS
Benner:
Savi: I need like 2 more CIT people to sign student senate
Benner: I need a roommate please please please please please if you know someone who is cool and wants to live in fairfax, roommate left me for a chi o, would like to stay in fairfax
Nathan: gitfo
