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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: saturday night poached some eggs, promised friends not to lose sleep over pokemon sleep datamining

Benner: might’ve just failed a midterm or I could’ve gotten anywhere from an F to a B, who can say how it went, as of yesterday at 10pm, I’m one of the local chairs for sigbovik, no vetting process

Teddy: did a lot of homework, event: skating in schenley rink, same time, 7:15pm at UC black chairs, if you signed up for last time and can’t come this time, tell one of us

Nathan: had a recital, went pretty well, pravda

Julia: visited friends in maryland, possible illegal gambling resturant

Ryan: slept through valentines, going to exec meetings for clubs

Isaac: danced, pretty hype, then felt real bad

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Gavin: national day: today is president’s day, so you can pick a president to think about

Ryan: mis quora: saw a funny quora post two weeks ago

Benner: mis national day: [redacted]

Danya: fun things to do: watching family guy funny moments while intoxicated

Nathan: monopoly: bookshelf monopoly

Isaac: mis. fun things to do: family guy beautiful moments while sober

Benner: benner missing schmucks: kiltie band concert this thursday at 7pm, I will be playing music and I like doing that, please come

Nathan: quora: can you go to rehab for dick or pussy addiction?

Aresh: animal fact: babies come from pelicans

Isaac: wikipedia: radathor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor)

Teddy: corn subsidies: 4.97

Savi: ah bonfire: pennsylvania fire laws are stupid

Nathan: sealand: purchased picture frame

Danya: cooking: soy sauce+chunky peanut butter = really good sauce for noodles

Benner: wikipedia: 3 pages: wikipedia the beginning of wikipedia, wikipedia the other end of wikipedia, wikipedia the end of wikipedia

Danya: wikimedia commons: find the image called kittens reading, 2 cats sitting by book, not looking at the book

Benner: wikipedia: the donut of doom

Nathan: hivemind: hello I am dying of radiation sickness and the pain, I oh shit entire asshole burns real bad space mexico your own name your own name your own name end report not a cult real end report

Benner: youtube: how to make a circle the wrong way by jake walker

Danya: fun things to do: riding your bike with a little snow on the ground, can drift

Aresh: mis youtube: how many times can you piss in heavy rain (the video game)

Benner: motion to create the broken record committee

Teddy: the motion to create the broken record committee: motion to create the broken record committee

Isaac: trojan horse: motion to create the broken record committee

Noah: horrible asteroid impact committee: 2.6%

Benner: benner has to leave: Bye!

OLD BUSINESS

Nathan has thing, Savi wants thing, not fault: how cold it is, is fault: booking of slice vans

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“delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Gavin: yeah.

Nathan: I really want to do the thing

Passed, tabled for 1 week

NEW BUSINESS

Teddy: motion to create the I love old business committee purp: making julia say that she loves old business

Aresh: how to accomplish goal

Teddy: ideally have to table it

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Passed

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that cantrips now exist, such that cantrips are spells that do not require you to be magical

Nathan: this sounds scary

Ryan: motion to amend such that you can only use one cantrip per GBM (friendly been changed)

Gavin: you can take a long rest by lying on the ground in the middle of GBM for 10 mins to restore your cantrips (friendly, been changed)

motion to create a standing rule such that cantrips now exist, such that cantrips are spells that do not require you to be magical.you can only use one cantrip per GBM . you can take a long rest by lying on the ground in the middle of GBM for 10 mins to restore your cantrips

Passed

Nathan: motion to create the magic committee, purp: report on the state of magic, sold for 9$ to Nathan, chaired by the arch mage

Nathan: motion to make a standing rule such that the magic committee is magical

Aresh: what does a committee being magical mean

Nathan: nothing

Isaac: motion to create the chaired the chaired uh motion to create the chair uh ah shit whats the word for it whats the word for group, club, chair organization committee, sorry whole lotta stress looking at your eyes aw man ever since yeah, I’m sorry. Motion to create the chair committee, my feelings towards you are completely platonic this is not in the description nor the title, to be tabled so the table that we have some chairs to go with the table that we already have

Ryan: motion to amend such that your feelings for daniel are not platonic (unfriendly)

Nathan: motion to table for 1 day 1 hour 1 minute 1 second 1 milliseconds

Its a good idea

Passed, been tabled

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if we table a motion to table a motion, in old business the next week, we untable a motion to table that motion. And the original motion (under the tabling) becomes magical

Passed, been stood

Gavin: motion to create the applause committee purp: [clapping] or [snapping]

[various people raise their hands to clap, woo, and give thumbs up as amendments?]

Passed, sold to Gavin for 1 million dollars (4$) chaired by whichever of the hands is smaller (the antimagical hand)

Aresh: motion to #define buzz as one more than the current bid (1$ higher than the last bid that was called out) as long as the current bid is both a multiple of 5 and not a multiple of 3

Passed, been stood

Ryan: motion to #define fizzbuzz as one more than the current bid (1$ higher than the last bid that was called out) as long as the current bid is both a multiple of 5 and a multiple of 3

Isaac: neanderthal committee: scratches head

Passed

Ryan: motion to create the fizz buzz committee to fizz buzz

Aresh: 1

Gavin: 2

Nathan: more money

Passed, sold for fizzbuzz (15$) to ryan, chaired by fish fish stackexchange

Teddy: motion to create a cantrip, reset that moves the bid down to 0$ (does not mean that the highest bidder can get the committee for 0$ just that it resets bidding)

Julia: motion to amend such that to use this cantrip you have to give 1$ to the KGB (costs 1$ like an auction) (friendly, been changed)

Passed, been stood

Isaac: motion to create the standing rule such that if you anticlap (smack the backs of your hands together) you lose 1 hp per anticlap

Ryan: inuring to the personal despair of members including isaac committee approves

Teddy: motion to uh

Noah: motion to oh

Nathan: point of information do we need to allocate money

Ryan: motion to allocate 206$ to the exec discretionary fund for the schating at schenley

Isaac: motion to pass by acclamation

Passed

Ryan: magenta

Ryan: magenta and violet mixture

SCHMUCKS

Teddy: need someone who can animate in 3D software, may or may not pivot to organize filming

Ryan: if you’re interested in cs, come to eshaan’s esolang stuco wean 5302 7pm on mondays

Nathan: motion to go go go go run away from the sharknado

Gavin: motion to shark purple

Ryan: motion to the color of the seafoam if the sea were purple

Nathan: motion to not-normal purple

Savi: motion to purple on screen in baker a53

Noah: first purple

Teddy: green-purple

Ryan: most fucked up purple you can think of

Ryan: gitfo