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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: went ice skating, was really sore, kevin kluznik taught me a physiotherapy exercise for lower back soreness
Benner: oh go oh god oh god why why why oh god oh god
NEW PEOPLE!!!
Alex, class of 2028 freshman, mechanical and biomedical engineering, live in donner dorm, he/him, from sunny los angeles, when I was maybe 12 I discovered that on command I can make my vision blurry, can voluntarily breathe
Abigail, class of 2028 freshman, majoring in Engineering and Robotics, from bridgewater, NJ, has 4 limbs
Teddy: make sharks explode in game, movie night, friday, MMA14, 7pm
Nathan: I went ice skating, fell twice, somehow fucked up right wrist, scraped knee, ice skate ripped up entire foot
Julia: I helped paint a shark and a laser
Ryan: spent too much time pondering horrors, not enough doing homework
Isaac: went ice skating, danced, learned a little bit about love, tucked friend into bed with help of two other friends, told him a good night story which was more of a riddle, food for thought you know, saw the sunrise, woke up at 4pm, missed exec meeting
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Nathan: sealand: got the picture frame for the deed we got months ago
Benner: the JUICE robot, looking up just shows me pictures of robots made of juice boxes
Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: there’s a porter hall somewhere, I forgot where
Luke: ah committee of silly little guys
Luke: committee of ad hoc gaslighters
Ryan: ah struct: you’re now a data type
Nathan: paper airplane: this paper airplane fucking sucks
Benner: good youtube: NEVER GIVE UP YOUR WAAAAAY
Teddy: booth: please come to booth builds
Isaac: mis good youtube: pricemaster, meowmix, I will open your box of darkness, man with long hands
Benner: speedrunner: clustertruck, category for a jumpless run, play the game all about jumping without jumping, 1 2hours 41mins, another 1hour 12 mins
Luke: ah benner has ruined my steam recommended: pirate yakuza
Ryan: solvents: hexane
Nathan: quora: is it ok to eat over 39 pounds of mulch a day?
Isaac: ah answers: yes
Teddy: corn subsidies: $4.83
Benner: hivemind: i have killed the president of the united mexico space mexico tequila your own name your own name tequila space mexico penis end report
Nathan: weird monopoly: 3 post office editions
Luke: ah I just peed my pants
Isaac: lingering curse: Luke’s got it now, as punishment for that committee
Benner: wikipedia: list of unusual units of measurement, including nipple (4 bits of information), bannana equivalent dose, microfortnight, double decker bus (describing the size of a sewer collapse), horse (horse racing length), hammer unit (valve)
Nathan: my quora digest recently has been around 80% italian cuisine
Ryan: ah infinite recursion: ah infinite recursion
Alex: terminate program:
Ryan: error
Teddy: I didn’t know we were still in old business:
Nathan: committee:
Ryan: purple:
OLD BUSINESS
Savi has thing, Ryan would like thing, not fault: sleeping through all my classes, is fault
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25, 1/27/25, 2/3/25, 2/10/25, 2/17/25: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Benner: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled
from 2/17/25: motion to create the I love old business committee purp: making julia say that she loves old business
Benner: I love old business
Luke: should have a stipulation that every monday at 5:30pm Julia has to say I love old business
Nathan: point of information: she said it: yipee
Passed, sold for 10$ to Julia, disbanded
from 2/17/25: motion to create the chaired the chaired uh motion to create the chair uh ah shit whats the word for it whats the word for group, club, chair organization committee, sorry whole lotta stress looking at your eyes aw man ever since yeah, I’m sorry. Motion to create the chair committee, my feelings towards you are completely platonic this is not in the description nor the title, to be tabled so the table that we have some chairs to go with the table that we already have
Nathan: motion to pass by acclamation
Julia: cantrip: reset (increasing my debt to the KGB by 1$)
Passed, sold for 8$ to Ryan, chaired by committee name
Teddy: motion to create spell: TLDR which must be directed at another member such that for 10 minutes that person cannot make statements longer than 10 words
Isaac: motion to amend that if you break the rule or die, it ends the effect (breaking the rule sets you to 0hp)
Final motion: motion to create spell: TLDR which must be directed at another member such that for 10 minutes that person cannot make statements longer than 10 words. if you break the 10 word rule or die, it ends the effect (breaking the rule sets you to 0hp)
Ryan: motion to create a cantrip shut the fuck up Luke such that we do a 3, 2, 1 count down and then say shut the fuck up Luke, and Luke loses 10hp
Passed
Luke: motion to consider the frog a member of KGB
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that the frog is a member of the general body of the KGB
Benner: motion to amend such that the frog is not considered a person unless he pays dues
Passed, been amended
Nathan: motion to salute Daniel for fucking it up (he didn’t say abstensions first)
Luke: fuck you fuck you (fuck you), fuck you! fuck you?
Aresh: motion to do 97.6 pts of damage
Isaac: motion to amend such that this applies to all amphibious resembling creatures (not humans)
Teddy: motion to amend such that in order to vote on motions the amphibious creature has to raise hand by its own volition
Alex: point of information: how do we consider that this changes if the creature is mechatronics powered but externally controlled
Teddy: still counts, if you make a robot frog you should get one vote
Been amended
Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that the frog is a member of the general body of the KGB. the frog is not considered a person unless he pays dues. this applies to all amphibious resembling creatures (not humans). in order to vote on motions the amphibious creature has to raise hand by its own volition.
Passed
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are in possession of the antimagical hand, you are antimagical
Ryan: we need to create more mechanisms by which the hand will change hands
Savi: if Ryan has hand in backpack is he in possession?
Passed
Ryan: motion to create the gazorching committee, “to gazorch”
Nathan: I cast mage hand.
Julia: motion to allocate 70$ for guns and drugs (sippy sips and nummy nums) for this week’s event
Ryan: amend to 69$ 420c
Passed, been allocated
Benner: motion to create the should I skip my class committee, need to do math homework, need to call friend at 9:30, do I skip my class, or do I do my homework in class, or do I just die
Alex: what is the class
Benner: the class is black italy, I get psychic damage from people being bad at analyzing writing, also I did the movie I had to watch, so
Merlin: is it mandatory attendance
Benner: yeah, but I technically still have 2 of my 3 skips
Benner: if you want me to skip pass it, if you want me to not skip fail it, I will take this into account
Tied, Daniel failed it
Ryan: motion to create a spell called handheld gaming where the two people holding the hands (must be distinct) have to play tic tac toe, taking no more than 1 minute, the person who loses must give the hand to someone who was not in possession of the hand
Nathan: motion to amend such that rock paper scissors instead of tic tac toe
Passed, been amended
Passed
Teddy: motion to create a cantrip called cactus is really tasty, that causes the user loses 5 hp
Passed
Ryan: motion to create cantrip called nooo don’t kill yourself aha you’re so sexy such that you can use it if someone is repeatedly taking damage using the previous standing rule, prevents them from taking damage for 1 minute
Passed
RRAS
Daniel: dues, booth, wednesday, saturday, sunday, discord and instagram
Teddy: movie night, Friday 7pm, MMA14, vote for voting, vote for movie, watch movie
Daniel: Readme printing tomorrow, coming out wednesday
SCHMUCKS
Savi: I forgot. motion to purple
Ryan: CMU democrats doing political career workshop in UC Wright at 7pm, show up and get a job
Nathan: Thursday at 8pm, come see CMU Philharmonic
Benner: Kiltie band concert was last week, if you didn’t see it then you’re a loser and lame, football players barked at us, it’s like a sign of respect.
Alex: tartan wind ensemble is having several performances in late march, one of them is at scotty con, will have video game medley of undertale, howls moving castle, touhou music
Teddy: the game for this booth will be on motion tracked footage of CMU, would be cool if there were extras to run around and look scared, plan is to film it during spring break, or alternatively at like 6am, please fill out when2meet to let me know when2meet
Benner: women’s basketball game saturday at 1pm
Teddy: if you’re looking for off campus housing let me know, I need a third roommate.
Benner: motion to the color that is equally seafoam green and purple
Nathan: opposite of anti-purple
Noah: seafoam green purple
Savi: 1 nm in the visible light spectrum
Alex: lucious egg custard
Ryan: motion to a dress that looks purple or seafoam green to different people
