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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: played liars dice
Benner: presentation to group of my peers who are soooo good at analyzing media
Teddy: event: touches grass!!!
Nathan: paid off sleep debt, did competition and lost, transcribed the rhythm of winnie the pooh quotes
Julia: I visited university of maryland
Ryan: fixed bicycle, mike short for micycle, discovering lots of scary things in attic of KGB server
Isaac: saw friend’s house, apartment completely empty except for shelf with a knife, interpretive dance, crying
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: happy birthday to my dad: it’s my dad’s birthday
Nathan: weird monopoly: flavortown edition
Julia: nominations
Nathan: quora: do demons sing
Luke: ad hoc committee of hawking: ca caw
Aresh: animal facts: pet defanged headcrabs: lamar
Isaac: reminding about lingering curse: aresh has the lingering curse
Teddy: booth: move on is in 2 weeks, please come to build, also, I need music for game
Ryan: impostor CMU buildings: warner hall in virginia
Benner: youtube: I call them cities flying
Nathan: oats subsidy board: 3.68$
Benner: corn subsidies: 4.4325 (as of march 14th)
Aresh: give the lingering curse to Luke
Ryan: playing a low droning noise: [plainfin midshipman sounds]
Isaac: ad hoc mental illness: i saw a peach colored circle and a blue square and jd vance flashed before my eyes I think I need to be checked into some sort of institution
Nathan: Hivemind: [CENSORED] please no space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name not a cult sorry
Benner: wikipedia: cat fugue
Luke: ah there are people living in my walls: I hear the voices the voices your in my walls
Ryan: cancel report
Noah: ah moon asteroid committee: 1.7%
Luke: mis jfc: you’re not getting any fucking money next year
Ryan: treasury: fuck you, we have all the money we need
OLD BUSINESS
Daniel: who has the thing
[Noah pulls out copy of the movie the Thing]
Savi has the thing, Isaac wants thing, not fault: pope will die on the 22nd, is fault: the next pope
Julia: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week"
Nathan: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled
Ryan: motion to create the JD Vance committee purp: to report on happenings with JD Vance (not seconded)
Aresh: motion to eject Luke
Passed, been ejected
Ryan: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents for this weeks event
Benner: motion to amend to 5$ (not strong)
Noah: motion to amend to 2million dollars^2 (49$)
Teddy: motion to amend purpose to “buying one of the bonsai trees at phipps” (friendly, been changed)
Savi: point of information: where keep bonsai
Passed, been allocated
Isaac: motion to create the “is our government still there committee” purp: to report on if the government is still there
Passed, been created, sold for 1$ to isaac, chaired by uh, yeah
Nathan: motion to create a spell called banishment, when cast upon a person, the person must go to the corner of shame for 1 minute
Savi: is the corner of shame behind the president’s shoulder or Daniel’s shoulder
Failed (it was a tie)
Ryan: motion to #define “Luke” as “I don’t see any hands”
Luke: that’s evil, I’m detransitioning so I can change my name again
Daniel: unfriendly
Benner: please comittee: please give me nerf gun bullets, I lost mine and would like to shoot daniel and then myself
Isaac: motion to create a spell called nominate a scheming eunuch, which would put someone in the corner of shame and then they get to influence the president. In a tiebreaker vote, the scheming eunuch gets to make the final call. If that occurs. The scheming eunuch lasts until the next vote is passed, if they influence a vote, they get assassinated and must then play dead.
Passed, been stood
Isaac: I cast scheming Eunuch on myself
Luke: motion to create a standing rule such that Luke can no longer say “penar explosion chamber”, if he says the phrase “penar explosion chamber” (or any combination of two of the three words) he is immediately ejected from the meeting and cannot come back
Passed, been stood
Nathan: motion to create the Luke Erbsen psychology committee “to figure out whatever the hell is going on in your brain”
Luke: motion to add to the purpose: if you do figure out what’s wrong with me could I also know (friendly, been changed)
Passed, sold to Ryan for 8$, chaired by Daniel Yin
Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that you can propose a sitting rule, which is a rule that only applies to people who are standing
Passed, been stood
Benner: motion to create the reparations for Benner Rogers committee: I actually have a real headache right now, and my character has been slandered and if anyone else compares me to JD Vance again I will kill myself
Passed unanimously (it’s a magical motion), sold to Ryan for 1$, chaired by: Luke Erbsen
Benner: I was lying
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if a committee is magical they can report anytime
Passed
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: pay dues, we have 3 weeks until elections, you must attend a meeting after paying your dues to vote
Daniel: Booth builds wednesday, saturday, sunday to get exterior ply painted
Teddy: meeting Friday 7:00 at black chairs to go to Phipps
Daniel: week after that on Friday is also move on, we will be moving all walls/floors/ply for booth to midway, there will be free food
Daniel: ReadME is publishing this week
SCHMUCKS
Benner: Sigbovik will happen, April 4th at 5pm, went out on scsall and sigbovik mailing list
Benner: around then is also Kiltie Band’s last concert
Ryan: you can chair a table and table a chair but can’t chair a chair or table a table
Savi: purple
Teddy: I need music for game, I’ll take multiple soundtracks if I get
Noah: seafoam green
Savi: purple
Benner: ultraviolet light
Benner: ultraviolent light
Teddy: regular violet light
Luke: hexcode FF00FF
Ryan: purple killed my father
Benner: motion to the color that was on the screen when I was playing video games with my friend brandon
Savi: motion to color complementary to the plastic hands
