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Meeting delayed due to eating crepes and cultural food sponsored by Senate
As of 5:36 pm quorum has not been reached
As of 5:38 we still have not reached quorum but we are lecturing Luke on not being antisemitic
As of 5:38 Isaac has arrived and we have reached quorum!
Let’s have a meeting
Daniel- had weekend, worked on booth
Benner- played a lot of minecraft, thought she would do a lot of work, dealt with a Dilemma
Teddy- absent, Luke would like to be Teddy, he is not a teddy bear, Luke messed up report
EVENT- this friday, 3pm, Kage, come when you get out of class, moving on to midway, BOOF, we will have a Uhaul
Nathan- absent, Benner as nathan, has the plague, doing so much physics and viola and it is taking years/decades off of my lifespan, did eurhythmics and it was pretty cool
You should submit to Pravda! ngaynor@andrew.cmu.edu or corsec@cmukgb.org
Julia- absent, Savi- julia in thailand, fill out attendance
Ryan- found out about Alpha ro ro, four friends, pirates, one is in the KGB server, if you wanna be a pirate let Ryan know
We open fire
Ryan forgets ceasefire
You need to pay dues now if you want to vote or run for things!!!!!! Or get a discount on booth shirt
Isaac- had crabs that ran and did somethin else, dressed like a hot girl and showed up to readme social
Committee Reports
YT- evangelion opening [paint versions]
Solvents- nathan sent a reel, ryan didn’t watch it, we watch it now, water is a solvent, dissolves anything, no benefit to water
Benner reparations- Luke gave one marshmallow, does not repare
NomCom-
Ryan noms himself for Pres
Tali withdraws from S@A
Daniel noms Tali for S@A- Tali rejects
Ryan noms Gavin for S@A- out of order
Luke noms Abigail for Pres- out of order
Noah noms himself for S@A- accepts
Daniel noms himself for 2VP- accepts
Missed connections- savi report
Misappropriated missed connections- luke report
Wikipedia- Flemish secession hoax took 2 years to plan, very interesting hoax, too long to write down, widespread alarm
Danya enters and votes on “was rtosh present on jan 6 2021”, “kgb hates homunculi” and “is isaac real”
Fucked up name- fergus on the fence, we feel bad, we shouldn’t
Speedrunning- angry birds classic, world rec, 14:19
Natl day- cheesecake day!
Old business
Isaac has thing, luke wants, 9/11 not his fault, everything else is
Motion to delay new business, tabled, passed
Luke tries to pass motions, we anti second
Benner requests high five
Ryan, motion for a cool crisp high five, approved
Danya- motion to refer to minnesota as east iowa or west michigan in all official comm in gbm- standing rule
Passed by acc, objection, call to question, all remaining hands taken, luke tries filibuster, passed
Luke- motion to pound define long island as short island- anti seconded
Noah- pound define new york as new amsterdam, passed by acc
Luke- being weird again
Noah casts friend destroyer on luke
Luke- motion to give someone else thing cause it’s ominous
Broken record comm-
Hivemind- out of order kill luke gavin end space mexico tequila your own name x3 end report
Recsec has discretion over hivemind
Motion to allocate $69 and $420 for guns and drugs for move on
Remaining hands taken, motion passed by acc
Treasurer- we are actually really rich, have a mansion somewhere fancy
Luke- comm to apologize to people, then he gets weird about it
Motion failed
Ryan- motion to create gavin discretionary fund comm, to purchase gavin related items, not violating bylaws
Benner- amend to purchase gavin based enrichment activities, motion unfriendly, strong motion
Amendment passed
Motion passed
Auction-
1
2 million
8
Fizz dbl or 0
11
Fizz dbl or 0
13
Fizzbuzz dbl or 0
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20
Fizz dbl or 0
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24
25 dbl or 0
26
Fizz dbl or 0
Has ryan embezzled??
28
29 dbl or 0
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32- sold to Mihir- had no idea what he was bidding on
Chair of committee- Luke (coin flip) (gavin will be tormented for the rest of time)
Benner- motion to purple (3rd time)
Luke- motion anti seconded, objected to
Ryan- motion to allocate 15 bucks to gavin enrichment comm
Motion passed
Real relevant announcements
Hello we cmu kgb thank for coming sorry it ran late
For the next two weeks- BOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Build house, use power tools, unwind, kids love game, except structural judge b. We hope structural judge b’s family finds the body
Move on is at 6, everything needs to be in Uhaul by then, show up at 3 or as early as possible, we need lots of hands!!!
Form will be sent out with time commitments, we expect you to dedicate time if you signed up yes to do booth way back when
If you haven’t messaged Daniel or Jonathan yet to be a booth builder, you can still for a small fee!
Booth will be cool!
Booth shirts- design finalized, 15 for dues paying members, 20 for non dues paying members, shark going thru you, back is the tail, thank you Merlin for the amazing design
We will eat some loss on the shirts
Readme out on wednesday!! Pls show up for distribution tuesday night @ 6!
Sigbovik- April 4, 5pm, Rashid Auditorium, Hillman Center, you may learn stuff about CS! Super funny, super cool, don’t need to understand CS!
SDC pushing- booooooooooo (satanic devil cult) dm Abigail if you want to push, need more women pushers
CMU Dems- HOT ONES YOU SHOULD COME!!!! Climate themed, March 27, 7pm, Danforth
First day of carnival, next thursday, April 3rd, Kiltie Band concert, must go otherwise benner will hate you forever
Jewish folks- Chabad meals that you can use your meal block on
Motion to the color slightly lower energy than UV in order
Motion to red- ooo
Motion to red and blue- in order
Seafoam green- ooo
US flag in a blender and other funny things- in order if you cross your eyes really hard
Tali’s sweater- in order
Luke’s pants- ooo
Halloween- ooo
GTFO!!!!!
[minutes courtesy of sbhat]
