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Daniel: did a lot of booth
Benner: has many things to say about UHS, such as, why do they make me go talk to them every 3 months to get my medication, they ask me if I’m good? and I say I’m god. then they ask if I’m still gay. It’s stressful, and it always happens when I am the most stressed, Saturdays they’re only open 10-2, then they still close 12-12:45 for cleaning. Exam is over.
Gavin^Teddy: I probably did a non-zero amount of booth, making the fuck out of this really cool game, event: defectors party, Noon, Saturday
Benner^Nathan: I am Nathan. Viola
Julia: complaining about GCP colab being deprecated
Ryan: didn’t think would have to migrate everything to KGB server, surprised Luke hasn’t yelled at me more
Ryan^Isaac: I’m doing the coolest little dance you’ve seen, absolutely busting it down sexual style
OLD BUSINESS
Benner wants spirit of thing
“delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week"
Gavin: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled for 1 week
COMMITTTEE REPORTS
Benner: wikipedia: sending stamps to space
Gavin: ah intercollegiate welfare check: purdue has been wiped off the map
Ryan: mis is Benner gay: is benner gay?
Benner: won’t know until thursday
Benner: good youtube videos: daniel you’ve gotta read this one
Daniel: it’s in Japanese, I can’t read Japanese
Benner: [puts it into google translate]
Daniel: seikaku tokubetsu eizo – something like that
Gavin: national day: national bunsen burner day
Benner: speedrunning: metalgear solid 2: cig %, complete the game while having a cigarette equipped whenever possible, 1 submission, 1hour 40 mins
Ryan: solvents: solvents on midway for brush cleaning
Savi: ah random facts: bunsen burners are what got me into chemistry and chemical engineering
Benner: thank you for subscribing to animal facts [plays audio of bird peeping] (video called meep, shrug)
Gavin: point of information on metalgear solid cigarettes
Ryan: ah cool google sheets formula: it creates a nice table showing paid and unpaid debts, someone put benners andrew id in wrong
Benner: ah Benner has to leave for kiltie band: I have to leave for kiltie band, you guys should come to the performance, 3:30
Julia: nominating committee
Noah: hiveming: oh no not again did you pay dues already that’s a lot of words end report damn
Noah: motion to the wean hall 5 bathroom sign
Ryan: motion to allocate 2million$ to the having 2 million dollars fund
[Ryan takes a phonecall from chem lab partner on speaker while we all listen in - most of it is indistinguishable]
Mihir: can you tell Adi I say hi
Ryan: also Adi says hi
Ryan: Adi says how are you
Mihir: tell him I say good how are you?
Gavin: ask reddit
Julia: I’m against big government spending, we should not allocate 2 million dollars to the 2 million dollars fund
Failed
Gavin: askreddit: have you ever seen a corpse in real life, how was it?
Noah: mis quora: what’s the first thing wives do when they get home from cheating on their husbands?
Mihir: motion to complain about a video game I played the other day
Mihir: playing shindragami (fish) nocturne, got stuck in an encounter with an enemy lost like an hour of progress.
Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that the question has been called
Passed, been stood
Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that you can second your own motion and it works unless the chair calls you out on it
Passed, been stood
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: pay your dues, booth, defectors party
SCHMUCKS
Julia: booth party Friday night
Gavin: pleeeeease come to sigbovik on Friday at 5pm
Ryan: CMU democrats debating Republicans
Ryan: motion to the color of orange if your eyes were deeply fucked up and worked in backwards
Gavin: motion to the color that everyone else says is purple but I’m certain its not purple
Noah: motion to blue
Mihir: motion to the color of slightly burned chocolate chip cookies
