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MEETING 4/7/25 (FIRST HALF)
OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: had a spring carnival, didn’t plan classes for next semester until like midnight, woke up at 8:14, went to sleep, then registered for classes
Benner: so fucking tired, just kill me you don’t have to write that part down, stopped everything during booth, have to do everything again, missed 2 tours today since so tired from teardown, also lost debit card, wanted to get something from the vending machine, fumbled debit card into the gap between floor and the elevator, bought wrong thing from the vending machine, it’s been a rough 24 hours not gonna lie
Teddy: booth happened, booth is over, I’m free
Nathan: Booth booth booth booth booth
Julia: boothed, house cleaner after throwing a party than before
Ryan: helped with teardown after sleeping in cluster, slept like 14 hours today
Isaac: carnivalled a little too close to the sun, slept nearly all day on Sunday, thank you to Kevin Kluznik’s parents for dinner, put Kevin’s face on a cake, it was sweet (referring to the use of the word sweet as sweet)
Luke: Benner reparations: I’m going to kill benner
Nathan: quora: IF I leave the solar system do the ten commandments still apply to me
Luke: [redacted]
Benner: wikipedia: safari can’t open that page (webkit encountered an internal error)
Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: googled smith, not very useful
Aresh: animal facts: chicken jockey
Nathan: hivemind: I will kill the luke president of the KGB I will kill the luke with a gun right now, space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name end report
Nathan: quora: do demons sing, if so, what type of songs do they sing?
Luke ah mis ah mis ah mis ah mis: it’s ad hoc and misaproppriated it’s fish
Nathan: motion to table the ah….
Savi: ah eating paper: it was pretty good
Isaac: ah Isaac’s voicemail: [distorted voicemail]
Ryan: inuring to the personal despair of KGB members: luke erbsen is ad hoc and misappropriated
Gavin: national day: today is the final day
Savi: mis. national day: it’s world health day, got texted by a friend just for that
Luke: ah hawk tuah: hawk tuah
Isaac: ah is the pope alive: yeah
Benner: mis national day: happy: anniversary of Rwandan civil war, happy: beer day
Ryan: mis wikipedia: list of snakes, redirects to lists of snakes, theres several lists of snakes on wikipedia
Nathan: mis national day: today is national annual KGB meeting day
[ELECTION TIME!!!]
AND SAVI BEGINS HER REIGN
It is 6:10 and we are beginning the new exec board!
Pres: Benner
1VP: Ryan
2VP: Daniel
CorSec: Nathan
RecSec: yours truly
Treasurer: Isaac
S@A: Noah
I am ready! I will do better than Daniel would’ve!
Old business:
M to create delay new business committee for the purpose to be tabled for one week
Tabled for one week
M to make the I was gonna make a new committee but I forgot “it was gonna be really funny I swear”
Failed
New business:
Teddy- M to create SR such that Teddy can call out “first!”
Failed
Not sure- M to create SR such that it’s the first SR
Passed
Not sure- M to create SR such that it’s the second SR
Passed
Aresh- M to pound define predatory micro transactions as an auction
Passed
Mihir- M to make SR that everyone must raise left hand to be called on
Failed
- this is really productive guys keep it up
Ryan- M to create “make treasury do work” committee with purpose to make treasurer type one row per week into the sheet
Failed
Mihir- M to make SR such that whenever someone objects they must do ace attorney finger pointing gesture
Passed
Isaac- M to create SR such that you can challenge an objection by saying anti-objection, and if the objection person wants to they can say ‘yeah, ok :( ’
M to amend anti objection to “overruled”
Passed
M to amend such that one must pound the table
Passed
Passed
Nathan- M to define “corner of shame” as the rightmost farthest corner from the perspective of corsec
Passed
Teddy- if 8 Ms, committees, SRs, pound defines, (not allocations) are proposed by exec in a row, an exec member is ejected from the room (to promote audience participation)
M to amend such that it’s the other way around
Failed
M to amend such that it’s 5 instead of 8
Passed
M to amend such that it’s not a random choice
Failed
Passed
Gavin- M to allocate $60 to buy more hands
Passed
Nathan- M to allocate $69, c420 for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
Passed (still not sure what this week’s event will be)
Nathan- M to create SR such that oh wait come back to me
Mihir- M to create SR such that after money is thrown at treasurer they aren’t allowed to speak again until they’ve provided an accurate count of the money
Passed
Actual things we need to do!
Cost of dues:
M to set dues as $15 for semester, $20 for year, $69, c420 per second
M to amend to $15.01 to make up for the mishap this year
Failed
M to amend to Graham’s number per second
Passed?
Passed
M to Purple
Passed
Exec Discretionary Fund:
M to allocate $690, c420 to EDF
Passed
Nathan- M to create SR such that if you have a bottle of Summit Cola you can be called on first
M to amend such that you have to raise the bottle
Passed
M to amend such that you have to drink at least a quarter of the bottle
Not friendly
100% of liquid needs to be cola
Has to be original container of summit cola
Needs noticeably have cola in it
Passed
This objection thing is quite fun
RRA
We are the CMU KGB
We also have Readme
That’s announcements!
We do have an event this week!
Benner loves whentomeet
Pay your dues
Schmucks
Luke is looking for a roommate, Summer 1
DEBATE 7pm McConomy April 12
Buggy is running this weekend and they need volunteers (no alumni left)
Note that the debate will have CMU PD as security, do with that what you will
Booth retrospective, not sure when though
M to lilac
M to equal mix of blue, red, and yellow
Will be funnier next time
