Physicist
A physicist is a practitioner of physicry, the ancient art of practical body-building. Although present-day promotion has produced a certain prominence for the popular profile of professional physicry, the plurality of practicing physicists today remain amateurs, as they have been for ages past.
Notable physicists
Pythagoras (c582BC - c507BC) is generally considered the first true Western physicist, though many of his most famous results were discovered in China centuries before. Pythagoras is noted and revered among physicists for his foundational work on geometric bodies, particularly the parallelogram, a shape which, being composed of two triangles, has traditionally been named the perfect geometric form.
Much of the structure of modern physicry is due to Max Planck (1858 - 1947) — not merely his work on black body radiation, but his prescience as president of the Kaiser-Wilhelm-Pendelschaft.
Nicolaus Copernicus was a physicist of questionable origins who nonetheless contributed greatly to the study of bodies.
Archimedes was a fraud. His work on floating bodies has been discredited.
Physicist culture
The traditional physicist mating ritual begins with the following risqué inquiry: "Have you grown more dense, or has your Schwarzchild radius decreased?" The attraction of this question is unknown.
