Tartan Grill

AKA 'The Tarpit'

An ancient CMU eatery, once housed in Skibo well known for its truly nasty, practically inedible burgers and fries, and it's incredibly noisy video / CD jukebox. Many items from the Tarpit were destined to become selections in the Fruit Of The Month Club.

The jukebox while never a Fruit Of The Month Club selection is rumored to have died an untimely death when it either finally refused to play Suzanne Vega's 'Luka' one additional time despite the insertion of multiple quarters by KGB members (including those of First President Jon Bennett), or quite possibly it was murdered by a Tarpit employee driven to the brink of insanity from having heard 'that damned Luka song' one too many times...take your pick.