List of awesome things for KGB to do

KGB and people in KGB tend to occasionally take on interesting projects in the name of making CMU a more interesting place. These have included covering the fence in astroturf, wandering around with lab coats and Geiger Counters, and offering the denizens of CMU free cups of beef broth.

• KGB Telefund to Harass Defectors

• Build a treehouse
• place little statues around like different lemmings
• Labyrinth
• Pole dance (very formal dance at the Pole, waltzing, suits, snowboots)
• Put on a play
• Masquerade Ball (no/maybe strippers)
• KGB: The Movie N
• Giant (Fucking) Theremin Theremin in the booth was done!
• Hacks!

1. Hanging Police flag from top of Walking To The Sky

• Fence Hacks!

1. Dance party
2. Actualllly extend the fence
3. Texture the fence (bumps, shapes with latex)

• Hot-air balloon
• Shit tall enough to violate airspace regulations
• Hire a Clown for an event
• Ball pit
• Performance Art

1. Put on a fight

• Date Auction (Auction of fruit in front of Doherty)
• Laser Graphic Projector (feasible?)
• Bigger, weirder posters

1. Join the Chalking Club (chalk sidewalk - all of it)

• Build and stock snow forts
• To-scale printouts of Wean and putting it over Hunt
• Scale models of campus
• Flyers/pamphlets
• Give public speeches
• Invite people for talks
• Fake posters/conferences - i.e. meeting of minds (which especially make no sense)
• Icon Garden (moof!)
• Celebrate silly important holidays
• Field Trips - Berry pickings
• Giant statues/mannequin garden
• Stage a revolution!
• Divide KGB into two sides and have some sort of anarchy contest
• Make a barricade out of sandbags and wire (maybe that goes with the revolution)
• Theme dress-up days
• Human chess
• Christmas-light the fence
• The Bat Signal (The Brie Symbol)
• Elaborate mythology built around Tekie
• Train people in...something (martial art)
• Don't Readme/Pravda-to-the-Campus
• Everyone in KGB Gets A $20 Hat
• Membership Cards
• Throw Mardi Gras beads off building
• Insurance Scams
• Huge-monster costumes
• Mural!
• Flash-mob stuff (see Improv Everywhere)
• Micro-nation of Wean