Mglisson

If the President is the soul of the organization, the Second Vice-President the body, the Sergeant at Arms the hands, and the Corresponding Secretary the gaping, toothy maw, Matt Glisson (43 Octember 1947 - January 16 1977 - ???) is the fuzzy, twitching right eyebrow of the KGB.

It is widely believed that Matt Glisson is the oldest living fish on campus. If not, he is trying to mate with her.