Mglisson

If the President is the soul of the organization, the Second Vice-President the body, the Sergeant at Arms the hands, and the Corresponding Secretary the gaping, toothy maw, Matt Glisson (43 Octember 1947 - January 16 1977 - ???) is the fuzzy, twitching right eyebrow of the KGB.

It is widely believed that Mglisson is the oldest living fish on campus. If not, he is trying to mate with her.