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Jared (As Glisson)

Not Jared. Can't tell Jared's joke.

Glisson

First VP. Massive video project due, finished early. Massive lab due, behind. Really excited about booth. Booth theme changed, not 2000 leagues under the sea. Now sandwiches. But its ok, because they both involve subs.

Not New People

Name: Carolyn
Major: Material Scientist
From: ???
Sexy: Makes Corsets

Carolyn

Told to mass on the following. (this is your warning). Came up with a diagram of Marine Animals during booth. It was a tree. So it would be not-list of Nautilus. Weekend, so many things. Parties, event. Mascaraed ball! Planning for a while! Finally happened! Excited, doesn't care if you arnt. What to wear: Csawyer is wearing her prom dress. So fancy clothes are encouraged. Will frown and you if you show up in jeans. Make your own Masks? Some people already made them. Some people made two. So you have lots of options.

Jared

Taking control of the meeting back!

Weekend only full of things. Culsterrave! Jboning gives 10000 komrad points. Dkonzel is BOOOTH AWESOME. Dkonzel and Jboning to have a hero-of-the-people contest.

First session of Alan's awesome D&D, which was great.

Character is a wizard, broke his arm, so he has to wear a cast for a spell.

Nicole

Danced, legs hurt.

Lots of HW. Including a HW worth FOUR HUNDRED POINTS.

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!

What happens if you make a cheap hotel angry? It becomes Hostel.

Drew

Strings are Immutable type. Discovered Mutable type. Can't hear him take the minutes.

Laura

Weekend, did stuff. Tried to do HW.

Useless person auction. Lots of money. Lots of signatures. Asking for implementations.

Please pay for useless people. Treasury is in excellent shape.

Liz

Protest of violation of human rights, only giving jokeservers jokes.

Feathers to periscope. That way we get a down periscope.

Committees

ITR

ITR this week!

Assassins

Many of you should've gotten an email. Start today at 5:30 or whenever your leave the room.

ITR is student activity is a student activity for the purpose of assassins.

Booth

First booth meeting! It was good! Got a lot done!. Another one, Sunday three hopefully in the same room. (WEH 5328)

Pop Occultism

(By Alan, not Shawn)

Secret to good friends is no secret to you. (Because you bought them on Friday) Only if you dive for pearls should you fine one. To have a friend, be a friend. (Should say buy a friend). Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink. (Which gets you registered as a sex offender). Today is a day for learning something new. (Already knew Jokesevers jokes are awful).

ESG

Quxuum is running ESG.

Ben Wolf's Jokes

Seven successes, 10 punches.

Unitarian Jihad

War on Ben Wolf

Nethack, adhoc Dune Committee

Stoneburner misses. Stoneburner hits. Everything goes dark. Feel a strange metal acuity.

Type-theory bar jokes

When you answer, you must answer in complete sentences. Repeated six times. She said "some of you didn't answer in complete sentences". Rauhit found it funny.

Ad-hoc confusion

SUCCESS!

Martin Luther King Memorial Committee

Had a really weird dream. Wants to share it with us.

Panicked about math test. Dreamed he was in a strange campus that was 3 miles by 2 miles. Lots of KGB people. Went to class, it was the wrong class. Doors were locked. Class was on the sociability of Disney princesses. Looked at sleeping beauty instead of the test. Professor laughed at him. Woke up in a cold sweat. Second dream. Professor remembers him from the last dream. Passes out test and puts on a movie. But the movie is there to distract you, and Glisson didn't take the test. Woke up in a cold sweat. Third dream. No copies of the test. Has to go the Deans office. Dean has luxurious office. "Can I get the test? Shut up!" "Can I get the test? Let me show you anti-aircraft gun!" Blows up roof, still doesn't get test.

Committee that Wont exist

Needs a new joke.

Old Business

Rocketmatt gets them. Jokeserver's jokes are not his fault.

New Business

$100 For Event

For new masks and and snacks.

Passed by Acclamation.

Funny Money Committee

Purpose: Buy a committee with a fake dollar bill.
Buy with Dollarbucks?
Zombiedollar!
Treasurer: KGB only accepts KGB currency.
Chocolate coins! Om-nom-nom!
In Favor: Take out a coin and flip it.
Opposed: Wave around a fake dollar bill.
Abstaining: Flap!
$12: to Jokeserver. Rauhit and him to chair.

Committee to Turn Carolyn into a Disney Princess

Committee so that Carolyn can have her very own Committee: wah?
Committee to make Exec act like kittens: Disapprove.
Changed "Kitten-disney-princess-dominatrix committee"
Have not raped your childhood enough?
Rule 34? Rule 35!
In Favor: Disney Princess
Opposed: Waaaaah?
Abstaining: Kitten.
$12: To Liz. Disbanded.

Some Committte By Labbot

Chairs have telepathic powers to know awesome ideas.
Gratuitous Obscenities is afraid. Very afraid.
Purpose extended to remind people about what committees they bought?
In Favor: Remember something
Opposed: Forget what you remembered.
Abstaining: Remember what you forgot you remembered.
$3: To Labbott. Everyone who forgets to chair.

Alan Kraut is a Camp Counselor

Rule 34 -- afraid as hell.
Break Alan's break -- success
President Saluted. 
Rest of us went to very different camps.
changed to "sAlanmander is a Camp Counselor"
In Favor: Join Alan
Opposed: Join Alan
Abstain: Applaud
$2 to Alan. Alan, Drew and anyone who has been a camp counselor to chair.

Nom nom nom mon mon mon

Purpose: Some awful awful joke that I missed. Om nom nom dom zom com: Disapproves Palindrome: Disapproves Postponed indefinitely.

How many ways can we injure jokeserver in one day committee

Powerthirst: Rough estimate.
Three.
Jokeserver doesn't like getting hurt.
Matthew Glisson Memorial: Why is Jokeserver Glisson?
Misappropriated Committee to Find New Trebuchet Targets: Approves.
Exec being bought by Jokeserver is Rocketmatt's phault.
In Favor: Abstain from hurting jokeserver.
Opposed: Breathe in place.
Abstaining: Porno squid.
$4 to Quxuum: Disbanded.

New Joke Committee

Why did the Gnu Cross the Road?
New Coke really sucked
Sense a pattern, wants to call the question.
Why are you trying to divide by zero?
In Favor: Point at Quxuum.
Opposed: Wonder what this motion is.
Abstaining: ???
$2 to Aballard. Disbanded.

$500 for new Tools for Booth

What are we replacing? Power tools. Stuff like 'Old Sparky' and 'Jaws'.
This is equipment, not lumber.
I can has old sparky? No.
Can we buy old stuff that is cheaper?
Passes by hand raising.

Announcements

EVENT! Mascaraed ball! Dress up! Peter Wright McKenna!

Booth Meetings!

PUZZLE HUNT! Somewhat different. More traditional. If you want to help out (as in not play) like plot, write puzzles, test puzzles, see Chrisamaphone or use her sign up sheet.

Schmucks

ESG tonight: Oh god. 5304. By Quxuum. Bizarre Atmospheric and Meteorological Phenomenon. (aka Lightening)

Rocketclub: Tomorrow, 4:30. Might be ordering more rockets. Have a place to launch. (At least for six hours).

Don't punch Jokeserver, some of us enjoy his jokes.

Funny money selling Paradigms, quarter a piece.

DR HORRIBLE'S SIGN ALONG BLOG LIVE! THIS FRIDAY! Tickets are free! Available at Prunell the day of! Part of Prunell Playground. Tickets available at 11:30 AM. Should get them at least an hour before, just in case.

251 pain death.

251 torture reports success!