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Officer Reports

Jared

Bblum is admiral. Bswolf get 200 comrade points for saving Sully's life.

Got a letter on Friday from CMU. Applies to grad school. Really wanted to do it. Note past tense. =(. *president is hugged*

Zombies in D&D game. Went to the gym to get sharp objects. GTFOed to Roselawn seven. Went to EMS. Staircase. Fought off Zombie, knocked across the shins. Used to have shin plates, shins hurts griefs for his greaves.

Carolyn

Voice slightly back. Hopes voice was having a good time over the weekend.

Molotov Cocktail against Zombies.

EVENT! Nap time! Pillow forts! Stuff out of play-dough! We'll be five years old again. Playbin balls? More than treasury can afford (we've checked). Read a story about ghost elevators. Will life your spirits.

Nicole

Glisson is not here. Had a weekend. Weekend was log ago. Randomly went and ate places. Ate the whole place, it was delicious. Did laundry. Wants to make a pravda? Could use some more content. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!

Found out good news. Scientists have created a machine that can farm underwater and take the distance of numbers. Calling it the sub-tractor.

Drew

Rhyming backwards and upside-down -- speaking in-verse!

Laura

Harry Potter Seven. ITR. Parents. Random fruit. Had random tubes growing out of it. Call it straw-berries.

Liz

Accidentally her weekend. Came across people worshiping a slight spherical oblong object. White stuff on top. Asked what it was, was told it was egg-salted.

Glisson

(As Jokeserver)

Has a weekend. Went to the CIT ball. Ran a RPG. Great new alignment system. Left, Center, Right and Justified.

New People

Twin of a guy. David. Pittsburgh. Trying to learn guitar and failing.

Committees

Joint ITR/251

Success!

Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes

6 counts of success and one missing Glisson.

Weird Dreams

CTFWS not at Labbot's House

Weird Dreams

Silos filled with CENSORED a little creepy.

Row of Matt's

Failure.

Weird Dreams

Cellphone channeling PDA that can only read bboard.

Weird Dreams

251 is not in a Cave.

Glisson's Report

Had to meet with professor after class.

Ran Call of Cuthulu game at CMU. Some people donno they played in it. Rousing success.

Job was outsourced.

Weird Dreams

Back when Glisson was 7. (in highschool). Mario64 floating islands. Lamppost, bench. Teenagers smoking pot because that is what 7 year old Glisson thought they did. Was like "its a dream. I can fly". So jumped off the island.

Landed in a giant maze. Realized he could swing from ropes. Grab 100 dollar bills. Gabriel shows up. Is like "Jesus is risen! Time to go to Heaven" and Glisson was like "I'm going to get 100 dollar bills". But then was like "where is everyone".

Weird Dreams

Weather. Lots of winter occasional nice day. Nice for a week. Trees are happy. Then trees go "crap" Bad Fever at six. Had time with reality. Needed to use bathroom. In bathroom Light on. Needs light off, but needs light on to get back to his room. Used sound of running water to back to his room. Take care of yourself.

Old Business

Liz has it. Snow is not her fault.

New Business

$50 for the Event

Passed by Acclamation

That other dream committee

Purpose: Market Segmentation. Segmentation fault. Core dump. In Favor: grr Opposed: gasp! Abstaining: fall. Passes to Zsparks for $5. Everyone else who has weird dreams to chair.

Rename this Committee Committee

Purpose: Rename it. Bees appended. Like this committee. Renamed to the "Quit Renaming this Committee Committee" In Favor: motion to rename the committee Opposed: Aaaaaah! Abstaining: meh! Passes to Dbesse for $5. Changed name to "Watch Me Committee".

Pratt fall committee

Quxuum knows a guy named Pratt. Doesn't want him to fall. Position on the three stoogies. Somewhere on the group. Wanted to change it to "Pratt Autumn" Glisson as guest star. Two atoms. What, not physical committee. Purposed changed to "I've fallen and I can't get up". In Favor: Remain Safe Opposed: ??? Abstain: abstain. $6 to Ammarsec.

=Phlisphoraptor committee

Purpose: Velociraptor philosophizing. Niche Raptor: Don't become human yourself. A bunch of Chinese man... fuck it I'm hungry. Velociraptor in head lock -- successful Srgt at Arms. In Favor: Arr arr arr Opposed: Om nom nom Abstaining: blah blah blah $N to Dannel. Quxuum, Velociraptor, Glisson, Dresden Codak to chair.

KGB Simple

Done by simplifying sentence structure? Some group of people supports. Effects Pravda? Print in Simplex. In Favor: Say a simple word. Opposed: Say a Complicated word Abstain: say so

This Committee is Useless why would you spend money on it?

No useless committee auction. Spend more money. Changed to "other things that I could've bough with the money I used to buy this comittee comittee." Ever not applicable? "I only bid in powers of two committee" but not friendly. This committee is only worth a dollar -- supports. Treasurer owes me five bucks -- failure. Don't have to be integer powers. NWF and the Ministry of Truth: Has this ever stopped us before. Misappropriated Pigeon Holing approves In Favor: Something you wouldn't buy Opposed: Something you bought. Abstaining: Meh $13 to some guy. Guy who bid 11 to chair.

Metamento committee

To create really complicated Portamento of words. Kramitte Kaprove. Tried to change to "Troy Metamolu" but not friendly. Bless you Portamento... In Favor: Bless you ants! Opposed: Thank you Jared. NWF! Abstaining: Greet NWF. $6 to Quxuum. Ben Wolf to chair.

Charlie is Poor Committee

Take him to Candy Mountain and Sell is Kidney. In Favor: Raise Hand Opposed: Raise Hand Abstain: Wave Hands Sells for $1 to Charlie.

Point and Laugh a Cute Couples

Ad hoc visiting California approves. Ad hoc smerit approves. Promise to never have water guns? Promise to always have water guns? Purpose changed to shoot water guns at cute couples. Not friendly, but pursued. 21 For. 17 Against. So Changed. Lots of couples in the KGB. Sit apart. expect some of them. Liz's very own committee: Srgt at arms will defend couples. Name Changed to the "Bitter CS Majors Committee". How Young is Rauhit approves. In Favor Location you can fill your watergun! Opposed: Say how water guns are a lethal weapon. Abstaining: Quote the movie lethal weapon. $35 to Goob. English majors to chair.

Won the KGB for this meeting.

Announcements

EVENT!

To be a kid again again again again again again again again again! Don't terrify cswayer's parents.

Nom Com

Don't want to run for office, be in nom com. Plz????

Booth

Meeting in the KGB. Sunday at 3. Post to bboard. Putting stuff together! So come!

Schmucks

ESG

ESG tonight? Better be! 5304 wean at 6:30. Someone talking about something. Something = Shawn. Something = strange physics.

Saturday Night

More Rave!

Ad Hoc "Go Back to Old Business"

Ad Hoc traveling California ad hoc hating Alan: Nomsy fruit is ripe in California.

Rocket Club

Rockets.

London Cruckles

Crude but good humors. 4th wall is broken. Tuesday - Friday at 8, Saturday at ??. Closes this weekend.