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Officer Reports

Jared

Did some things in his weekend. Capture the Flag with Stuff. Linux partition turned inside out, stopped, working. Didn't do any research. Contacts, not worn for a while

Glisson

Capture the Flag with Stuff. Animation due, not much work done. Lab due, no work done. No new people.

Carolyn

TWO EVENTS!

Puzzlehuuuuuuuuuuuunt! Pot-luck! You cook food, Cswayer eats it. CtFWS was awesome. Party.

Nicole

Sprained her foot. Still bad. Stuff is due. Life kinda a mess. KGB goes "awwww".

Drew

Lots of boards. No puns. But Glisson has a pun. Writing programs to solve games. Sudoku in Sudoku-code.

Labbott

Approves of Jared's plans. CtFWS. Greek sign. Pretty spiffy -- job well done. Pictures of cute animals on the internet.

Liz

Friday did stuff. Saturday did more different stuff. Leveled up, Party good. Boooth. So much booth.

Old Business

Puzzle hunt problems are not Glisson's fault. Including Ammaresc not writing puzzles. But if it goes smoothly, its Glisson's fault.

Committees

Nom Com

nominations.

Committee to Hug a Stressed Out Stressed Out Student

More hugs.

251 Torture Committee

251 Test. At war with above committee.

Committee to Hug a Stressed Out Stressed Out Student

Hugs 251 Torture Committee.

Miss-appropiated 251 Torture Committee

Let five students pie 5 students.

Destroy Everything

Was going to report failure, but now has a heart.

Weird Dreams

Glisson was Bowser. Running around campus. Fighting Ninjas. Carolyn was there.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

Building. Painting on Saturday. ALL ENCOURAGED TO COME. 3PM on the Kage. Wear your painty clothes. Art? Not want to build but make pretty stuff. Send Liz an email ehohenst@andrew Sign up for stuff. Lots of people did. Ben Wolf gets 1000000 Komrade Points. So does Cbuckey.

Bitter CS Grad Student Committee

Goob is awesome. Burma Shave.

Gratuitous Obscenities

Election Proctors? Email exec real soon now.

Liz's Very Own Committee

Potential.

New Business

$50 for Drinks and Plates and thing for event

Passed by Acclamation.

$900 for Booth

Lumber, Paint, Hardware, Fiddly Arts and Stuff. Around half will be reused, other half will end up going to useless stuff. Lots in favor. Two abstain. No against.

Jblanket Hero of the People

To encourage lab sitting and other stuff that happened at the fence. Changed to Josiah Blanket Memorial Blanket Hero of the People Committee. Suspect it is a cover up. InFavor: Point and Laugh at Quxuum. Opposed: How can Jared see us without his glasses. Abstaining: Wave your arms like this. $10 to Alan. Anyone who acts as a blanket to chair.

$265 for Puzzle Hunt

Pizza and Props. Many in favor. Some abstain. No against.

You already stole my committee idea committee

Recsec wanted to make a committee about jboning/boing/bonnet/blanket Purpose Changed to "Complain when people take your committee idea" What about Jboring? InFavor: Comment on how you have no idea on whats going on. Opposed: What kind of combat do you want Glisson and and He to engage in. Abstaining: Wave your arms like this. $3 to Aballard to chair. The set up all people who do no come up with committee ideas and do not chair this committee.

Has this ever stopped us before committee?

Could all vote no, Jared would still say it passed. Write down list of all committee, diagonalize of purposes. Construct a new committee. Ad-hoc orthogonalization approves. InFavor: Be diagonal. Opposed: Lean horizontal. Abstaining: Raise your hand. $3 to Csawyer. Cswayer wasn't expecting to buy it. Anyone who ever gets irritated about committees we've made many many times.

Committee to Hug an Injured Student

Purpose: Ow Broken Ribs, bad idea. Committeed Changed to Committee to Mug and Injured Student. Not friendly, not pursued. Infinite loop! Slug an Injured Student/Tea-Cup an injured student also not friendly. InFavor: hugs Opposed: Note that Glisson is dead. Abstain: Raise your hand. $7 to Richard. People to Injure themselves when it isn't their fault to chair.

$83 to Paint the Fence

Retroactive, but still have a gallon of red, some yellow remaining. Do we have the budget? Yes. Too cold, not enough people. Lots in Favor. Some abstain. No against.

Create a Committee Liz, Greta and Sam a Sub

Purpose: To make Liz, Greta and Sam a Sub Anymore questions must be submitted in written form. Ambiguity in name is what makes it awesome. Committee to turn Labbot and Carolyn into Dominatrices reports success. Sub become the Hero of the People? Submersible Orbital Collusion Committee. Kinky Committee: everything proceeding exactly as I've forseen. Sub-committees approve. The pun hits. it deals critical damage to exec. InFavor: Be a submarine. Opposed: Jam their radar. Abstain: ??? $8 to Glisson. Laura and Carolyn to chair.

Vanella-ella-ella

Fails for lack of a second.

Test Gwillen Team 7

So many Gwillens. misappropriated time cube -- educated stupid. Worst. Fark Thread. Ever. Gwillen, I hardly even. Infavor: Gwillen! Opposed: Nelliwg! Abstain: Glenn. $2 to Dannel. Gwillen to Chair. And himself.

Committee for Mbrewer

Report all awesome types. East dorms ad-hoc historical typo approves. Fofman Office Hours Approves. Recsec's Minutes approve. Infavor: Wonder what is going on? Opposed: Nominate a color that a fake color should be. Abstain: wave arms! $1 to Anad. Mbrewer to chair.

Wet T-shirt contest committee

Infavor: Don't event think about it. Opposed: Think about it Abstain: think about cats. Committee FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speak of the Devil Committee

InFavor: Speak of the Devil Opposed: Speak of God Abstain: ??? $6 to Zsparks. Zsparks and everyone else who has experienced this to chair.

=Shady Glenn Committee

Purpose: Prevent the Highschool from disappear. Changed to Shady Gwillen Committee. Purpose changed to attend to buy drugs from Gwillen. Not friendly, but passed. Infavor: Act like you're on speed. Opposed: active like your own downers. Abstain: abstain. $10 to Goob. Gwillen to chair.

Announcements

Potluck!

Puzzle hunt! Register! Register teams of Gwillen. Even if you don't have any friends, you can puzzle hunt.

Booth Sunday to do painting. Watch the bboard. Saturday doing artys stuff. Email liz.

Pay your dues. its a good time.

Election proctoring. you can still vote. you just can't be running.

Election is right after carnival.

Schmucks

Norse mythology at ESG.

Treatment of Gwillen! Is barbaric!

Ammaresc is fired. Maybe dead, but probably fired.

KGB and Clusterrats are not the same set. But Clusters is unhappy with us. Make Clusters happy with us. We break red and yellow lines. Unhappy because we break the red lines. Need to make them happy by not breaking either.