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Officer Reports

Jared

Puzzle hunt! Really excellent. Interlocking rings were grrrreat! Sunday doing booooooth! But didn't finish some other stuff. Needs course. Stuff about Ohio.

Glisson

No new faces.

Matt Almond's Nose: From Moscow. Some woman wasn't using hers. Majoring in old factor science.

Had a weekend. Lots of booth. Puzzle Hunt. Booth. Date. Lots of fun. Sick and tired.

Carolyn

Bunch of paper work on the internet. Not really paperwork. Officially going to Berkley.

EVENT! Get board get carded because she likes them. Her last event before Carnival ones. Then elections. Holy shit. Weekend! Puzzle hunt! Felt bad, laughed, felt bad. Boooooth! All do more booth!

Nicole

Made a pravda? Completely normal. Aaaah. Today in lab did this thing with an AFM. and other stuff. People had a hard time getting the lazers to line up right. But couldn't get it to turn and it was sad. sorta how day went. Sorta like a lazer etch-a-sketch. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!

Drew

Puzzle hunt! Booth! GHC!

Laura

Rolled pennies. Doesn't want to pass on jar of pennies to next treasuer. Banking. Disney. Booth. Have enough money to buy 1138 rubber duckies.

Liz

Event. Booth. Booth. Booth. Booth. Booth. Homework.

Rocketmatt is hero of the people.

Committees

KGB Groundhog

Winter. WTF?

Destroy Everything

Shakespeare MN is a place???

Ben Wolf's Jokes

Submit to Jokesever Pravda

Nom Com

bswofl is not running for president. bswolf is. bswofl nominated for tasty. also tmoss for tasty. cswayer is not tasty. evan is n0tttt ttttasty krieger 2vp.

Ghost Story

Once upon a time. Business associate moved into a new house. Neighbor came over. Talked and it was great. Neighbor didn't come over. Neighbor was like "we never met in my life". Went back to house, house was gone because house was a ghost.

ESG

Ghost stories by Msteven.

Bucket O' Chain

Now Crates O' Rock and Chain

Josiah Blanket Memorial of the Blanket People

Success!

Booth!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! More building on Sunday! Kage at 3! Art Thursday night or Friday evening. If you want to do art, send email about preferred time. Admin booth meeting, want to help, talk to Sam.

Gratuitous Obscenities

240 dollars worth of pudding.

Ben Wolf's Jokes

Government decided that tomorrow won't be March 31st but April 1st in weird DST sorta thing. April fools!

Story telling

Goob needed 1 dollar coins. Went to bank. Thing of things worth a dollar.

Goob is not a financial expert. Do not do this.

How to arbitrage credit card debit using the US mint.

Old Business

Buy 2 get one free Ben and Jerry's in Noxiville. Experienced. So Glisson still has it.

Expired Ben and Jerry's tickets are not his fault.

New Bussiness

$50 for the EVENT!

Passed by Acclamation

Bswolf

BS Waffle House Committee

Purpose: Existing North of the Mason Dixon Line.

I-Hop Approves! Politician Special? Only stand-up comedians. Presidential Sweet? InFavor: Eat a BSWofl Against: Pancake Abstain: Raise your Waffle $3 to Kregier. Bswofl and he to chair.

Dannel

Gwillen has better ideas than Quuxum Commitee

Purpose: Following Gwillen's ideas over Quxuum's ideas when they are mutually exclusive. When? Event! Don't remember what. Ad Hod: Test Gwillen Test Team Seven approves. Alan has Better Committee ideas than Glisson -- not friendly. InFavor: Act like a kitten. Quuxum voted in favor. Opposed: Act like a gwillen. Abstain: Make a really long statement like the people from the last meetings. Goob is abstaining. $13 to Quuxum. Quuxum to chair.

Labbott

Shordinger's Therimin

Purpose: I don't know If a Therimin plays in a forest, and no one hears it does it still make a sound? Heisenberg: Knows how fast it is going, doesn't know where it is. What is the sound of one hand playing a theramin. Ad hoc magic 8's balls: Signs point to what did I just say. You fools! You've changed the committee by discussing it. Wait there a min? Glisson was awesome. Infavor: Kitten Theramin. Opposed: Stand in forest. Wonder if anyone can here you. Abstain: raise your hand. $5 to Asubrama: Anyone who can explain to him what a theramin is.

Zsparks

Kriegor Kriegorian Kriegon Committee

Postulate if Krieger is a Japanese Monster or Pokemon. Victor Victoria. Labbott spoke in a funny language. Liz's very own committee is sad. Ad-hod Krieger Committee: oh god! Ad-hoc biology: Are creatures that are different genders in life cycle. Kreiger has reached Level 14. Something is happening. Krieger is evolving. More kreiger puberty jokes. Infavor: Gotta catch em all. Opposed: Krieeeegooooor Abstain: Raise your possibility robotic hand. $9 to Quxuum; Krieger to Chair.

Glisson

Committee to Remove a Bra with a Theramin

Terrible. Terrible. Terrible idea. Hi I'm from New England and I find your blatant sexuality both disturbing and compelling: "Dude!" Postponed indefinitely. Infavor: Remove clothing Opposed: Remove bra with theramin Abstain: squid.

Jared

Ducks in a Rage

Honor hours in combat against those puzzles. 1. 2. DAAAAH! Fuge State! MOAR CODE! Exclusion all along. InFavor: Moorse code. Opposed: look at dogie. wonder what it is? Abstain: Raise your hand. $5 to Dannel. Everyone who was INRAGED by puzzles to chair.

Committee for Excellence is Proposing Shitty Committees

Is there a trophy? Miss-appropriate time travel: Josiah Boning Memorial of The Committee: Zpsarks and Bblum are now hero of the people. Infavor: implement ham travel. Opposed: go like this. avoid hitting people in face. Abstain: $1 to Quxuum

Fortune Telling Fish Committee

Breed magic carp. When bblum evolve he is going to kill em all. Fortune Telling Sea Kitten Committee. Not friendly. Not pursued. (Because dbesse actually hates PETA). Infavor: ??? Opposed: Evolve. Abstain: get these motherfucking ??? off my motherfucking ship. $3 to some guy. he is going to chair.

Announcements

EVENT!

PAY YOUR DUES!

Everyone give Glisson a hug!

BOOOTH! OMG ART!

Schmucks

ESG! Msteven talking about GHOOOOOOSTS!

Rocket club: Spring launch following carnival. Interesting in attending and has a car, this would be helpful.

CMU Drama doing Dr. Horrible Again. Not over Carnival. But yes towards end of classes.

Paint color for sub. Actually shinny.

ITR! This Saturday! 10PM! Cswayer actually running them!

Puzzle hunt! Last Saturday! Should all have come!

Eforney found clam ^_^. Also her RA is running for president.