Minutes20090914

Officer Reports

Glisson

Had a weekend. Fixed computer. Boot CD, registry. Played Stupiduel.

Mander

Had a weekend. Successfully fixed computer! ITR Games in Gates.

New People

Billy, Physics, NY, doesn't like cheese

Sarah, CS + psych, WV, from WV

Jesse, chem, Hawaii, likes pie

Willis, ECE, CO, is short

Miranda, MechE, PA, took a nap today

Grace, CS, Yorktown VA, is a girl

Richard (zsparks)

Did things. Lots of things. Too interesting. There's an EVENT! Art! Science! Possibly competing.

Josiah

Has a report. Is the RecSec. Emily didn't have a report. Had a weekend. It was crazy; there was Jungle Speed and Twister Chess and ITR and going cool places with cool people and sleep schedule got totally broken.

Laura (dmullown)

Did stuff. Is a girl.

Someone threw an empty roll of pennies.

Derek

Has a report. Had a weekend. Made him tired. Did not do homework.

Committees

Pop Occultism Committee

You will enjoy razor-sharp spiritual vision today. ESG today! 5312 this week.

Let jvirdo Dye Your Hair Committee

Predicts future success.

Fortune Telling Fish Committee

Predicts blackboard guillotine.

Martin Luther Memorial Committee

Ben Wolf requests not making a 5-7 hour documentary about his life if it requires killing him.

Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee

Chord/word association game.

Ad-Hoc Row of People Standing on a Log Flailing their Arms Committee

Last semester, Mander was bought at Useless People Auction to do a challenge course thing. Cannot contact owners. Opening this to other people. Talk to him.

[something about women from Tarsis]

Wanted to misappropriate guitar to woo beautiful women

Weird Dreams Committee

Was going to say that Glisson is the most beautiful woman in the KGB

Ad-Hoc Things that Matt Glisson Does in his Free Time Committee

Has a Picture

Umbrella Committee

Winter in Pittsburgh XD

• Get a good hat
• Get a good pair of boots
• Get a good coat
• Get a good pair of wool socks. BUY WOOL SOCKS.

Storytelling Committee

Grove City Football Games

Ad-Hoc Committee for Relationship Fracture

Glisson & girlfriend were double booked

Old Business

Derek has the pfennig. The weather is not his fault.

New Business

Poisonous Poison Committee

Purpose: Imitate the mannerisms of everyone's favorite villians from chronocross

Sup dawg...

This committee doesn't allow a saving throw.

Redundant Committee, with the Misappropriated Redundant Committee, with the Ad-Hoc Redundant Committee: success success success

Favor: Inject something with a blankety blank; Opposed: Launch an attack on adjectives; Abstain: Bubbles!

$1 to Quuxum;

Loud Committee

Purpose: LOUD NOISES

ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!

I GOT A FOUR approves

STELLLLLAAAAAAA

Polka dots and stripes

YOU WERE APPROPRIATELY QUIET AND RESPECTFUL ON THE UNDERGROUND TOUR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION.

KHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Ad-Hoc Democratic Nation Underground Tour Committee approves

Favor: Make a loud noise not with your mouth; Opposed: Quiet noise with your mouth; Abstain: make an average noise

$9 to one of the freshman; $CORSEC

Bubbles Committee

Purpose: Bubbles!

Blossom and Buttercup are jealous

Supports squid.

Clean joke: Had a bath with Bubbles. Dirty joke: She was the girl next door. Weird joke: She fit down the drain

Favor: Make or be mesmerized by bubbles; Opposed: [something]; Abstain: Make squares

$10 to jvirdo; her, Bubbles, Blossom, and, Buttercup

Allocation of $50 for the event

Good idea.

Documentary Committee

Purpose: To create a 7-9 hour documentary on the life and times of Ben Wolf

Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee would like to provide the soundtrack

bswolf gtfos.

He seemed to be eaten by the [adorable] door, but he's a alive!

Favor: Mime how you would kill Ben Wolf; Opposed: Shield Ben Wolf from attacks; Abstain: Don't care

$21 to Dannel; disbanded

Announcements

Event!

Art vs Science. Wean 53**. Do art. And science.

Succ(KGB: The Movie)

Email Dannel your script ideas. Even really random ones. djurado.

Schmucks

Computer Club

Demo Night is near Art vs. Science. Will be running graphical demos and cool things. WeH 7500. There will be food. Heavies allowed.

Rocket Club

There's a rocket club tomorrow at 4:30 in DH A301D. Check facebook. Rauhit will NOT be part of the payload.

Zombies at CMU

Glisson will be restarting the game this semester. If you played before, email him. If you're interested, email him. If you think he's cute, email him.

TOC

You should probably go. Tuesday and Wednesday.

ITLAPD

Build a pirate ship around the fence? =D

ESG

WeH 5312 6:30