Minutes20091005
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Announcements
- 3 Committee Reports
- 3.1 Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
- 3.2 The Kesdenpult Committee
- 3.3 Committee to Bring KGB Down From the Inside
- 3.4 Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
- 3.5 Fortune Telling Fish Committee
- 3.6 Cohort 2.0 Committee
- 3.7 Misappropriated More Pants Committee
- 3.8 I Rolled a Four Committee
- 3.9 Misappropriated Committee to Amend Committee Reports of Others
- 3.10 Pop Occultism Committee
- 3.11 Misappropriated Commitee to Vie For jokeserver's Crown
- 3.12 Ad-Hoc Worst Spoonerisms Ever Committee
- 4 Old Business
- 5 New Business
- 6 Announcements
- 7 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
Had a weekend. Best friend from high school came. Knows about the KGB; never actually saw the KGB. Lost voice. Has cardboard tube.
Alan
Oh man! Had a weekend. Not enough sleep.
New People
Clyde, CS, NY (long island), sometimes stares at the sun for too long Jason, high school, looking to be CS, has five fingers on right hand including thumb. Liz, ECE, born in Moscow, likes sushi
Richard (zsparks)
Had a weekend. Involved being Richard; certainly not being zsparks and making pie.
Emily
Had a weekend. Saw friends from last year. Will be flagging for CIA. #cslounge
Josiah
Oh man! Had a weekend. Missed event due to InterVarsity overnighter. While at the church, found a hatch in the floor. There should be a Committee to Tunnel Everywhere.
Laura
Had a weekend. Involved a lot of compilers. Needs to do more compilers.
Derek
Had a week. Yahoo happened. Got up early on Saturday to climb around on a defector's house redoing electrical wiring.
Announcements
Underground Tour
Some shit got broken on the Tour. It needs to get paid for, either by us or other responsible parties. They want some sort of service project, either by us or other responsible parties.
Have ideas for service projects! Have ideas so awesome that we can't believe we didn't think of them before. Best case scenario: we find something that (1) fulfills the requirement, (2) is so awesome that we reeeaaally want to do it, (3) improves the public perception of KGB, and (4) helps some people realize that KGB is a place where they fit in!
We're going to try to make sure that this doesn't happen in the future.
- Emphasize rule 0
- Remind members to help keep public events orderly
Committee Reports
Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
A pirate's favorite file transfer program: rsync
The Kesdenpult Committee
Soon there will be a new place to launch
Committee to Bring KGB Down From the Inside
CIA defections from Exec are going at an acceptable rate
Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
List of Guitarmy ranks
Fortune Telling Fish Committee
Misappropriates Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7: r7 residents should learn to swim really really soon
Cohort 2.0 Committee
Pie
Misappropriated More Pants Committee
If you have left a pair of size 34 jean shorts in Roselawn 7, notify Ben Wolf or they will be discarded on 10/10.
I Rolled a Four Committee
Success
Misappropriated Committee to Amend Committee Reports of Others
Used to get this feeling of wanting to run around naked. Got some windex, and it keeps him from streaking.
Pop Occultism Committee
When one must, one can. Look, good fortune is around you.
Misappropriated Commitee to Vie For jokeserver's Crown
Ad-Hoc Worst Spoonerisms Ever Committee
Alan was with some camp leadership people; leader tried to say "only one more day guys" and s/d/g/
Old Business
David has the thing. The sad, sorry fate of those in Roselawn 7 is not his fault.
New Business
Committee to Invite Heads of State to CTFWS
Purpose: Committee to Invite Heads of State to CTFWS
Will also be inviting tails of state
Will also be inviting previous revisions of state
Would the secret service agents wield wand of vengeance?
Note: CTFWS has been held in Scotland!
Favor: impersonate heads of state being hit with a wand of vengeance; Opposed: give a fox news report about barack obama playing ctfws; Abstain: impersonate Barack Obama playing basketball
$5 to Alan; anyone who enjoys CTFWS
Teddy Roosevelt Was a Liar Commitee
Purpose: to avoid speoaking softly and carrying big sticks
THE LOUD COMMITTEE APPROVES
Ad-Hoc Committee to Perform Stealth Operations with a Telephone Pole approves
Favor: be very soft but brandish your stick; Opposed: be very loud and have a small stick; Abstain: give the evil eye to zach sparks
$4 to aballard; disbanded (because TR was such a badass, he'd rise from the grave and kill us all)
The Chair Does Not Recognize Yo' Ass Commmittee
Purpose: to get Glisson to say "the chair does not RECOGNIZE yo' ass" more often
The CIA has special chairs that do a butt scan.
- aren't those called copiers?
Favor: follow robert's rules to the letter by voting in a calm manner; Opposed: attempt to create a committee
$5 to Alan; Glisson
Ska Pirates Committee
Feels very strongly about heavy metal ninjas
Favor: pirate a ska player; Opposed: politely buy a classical music player; Abstain: pirate Ben Wolf
$6 to Matt; anybody who enjoys ska and/or pirates
Allocate $50 for event
Good Idea.
Vespene Neutrality Committee
Purpose: to reduce KGB's reliance on foreign sources of vespene gas
Vespene? Where we're going, ...
Purpose (appended): to promote the use of clean vespene
Construct additional tangerines
Do you know how many jobs there are in the vespene industry?
Favor: require cleaner vespene gas; Opposed: require more vespene gas; Abstain: build more grunts
$3 to Quuxum; anybody who's waving their hand right now
Announcements
Event
Improv Night! PH A18B.
Dues
Pay your dues! The sheet is up to date.
Puzzle Hunt
Happening on Nov 7th, the week before Microsoft puzzle challenge. Looking for staff, and staph, and strep. And playtesters. Email djurado@andrew.
Pravda?
SUBMIT TO IT.
Schmucks
Shawn
Got new glasses; laptop screens are parallelograms.
