Ikrislov
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ikrislov:
-Otherwise know as "Iv" (as pronounced in the word "pervasive") or the number 4 (Count Chocula says, "ah ah ah".) -Is a member of the quartet -Has a third degree black belt in the martial art of creeping -Will kick you apart -Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality -Is not a towel -Cannot be seen amongst snow -Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real! -Fought gravity and won -Fought gravity and lost -Owns a bow tie and a fez