Ikrislov

ikrislov:

• -Otherwise know as "Iv" (as pronounced in the word "pervasive") or the number 4 (Count Chocula says, "ah ah ah".)
• -Is a member of the quartet
• -Has a third degree black belt in the martial art of creeping
• -Will kick you apart
• -Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality
• -Is not a towel
• -Cannot be seen amongst snow
• -Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real!
• -Fought gravity and won
• -Fought gravity and lost
• -Owns a bow tie and a fez