Zsparks

Full name: Zachary Z. Sparks (the 'Z' stands for "zsparks")

Officer Dossiers:

Second Vice President 2010-2011:

Originally from Ohio. Athletically capable with above average strength. Quite competent at creating food from whatever is available. Simulations indicate that if anyone attempts to say his name they are stuck indefinitely leading promptly to their deaths. Has been quoted saying "I fuck sea otters" - no actual confirmation of this taking place however morals are firmly gray-black increasing survivability. In the 1st scenario it seemed he already knew every single line and exactly what to do in that case. This lead to the development of a very different scenario for the retest.

Test 1: Dangerous Genre Savvy

Test 2: The Lancer

Test 3: Would potentially be a great player but might spend to long trying not to play...

Film Version: Genius Bruiser/Heroic Sacrifice

Preceded by rhalstea

Second Vice President 2010-2011

Succeeded by $NEW_2VEEP