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Officer Reports
Bubbles
eforney is late
had a weekend - studying, procrastinating
event: bbq was fun
#define SHITTY_HAMBURGERS pizza
tvaughan
did 6 assignments in 24 hours
spent $240 on pizza for the event
EVENT: Mafia Night, meet at 5:30 on Wednesday
mmeyerho
had a weekend!
Xander drew on her arm
partied, played Game of Thrones
made a Pravda?! Cute kittens! (and an emu)
tbroman
had a weekend. Event, paranoia which was not paranoid enough
studying, laziness, packing
has been here 2 semesters, wow
bin Laden was killed--not something to be happy about, exactly
kharring
has a 212 exam--waited to study, but then had a cold.
eforney
is now present.
Had a weekend.
Was late due to stuff--her watch was slow?
cshaffer
Had a weekend
Tried to enter a game development contest
Did lots of napping and Dr. Who
Committee Reports
The Steelers Committee reports the Panthers (and Lions) suck so much they're not in the cat Pravda?
The Ad Hoc North Hills Committee reports Pravda? is biased in favor of North Allegheny
The [[[Ad-Hoc Block Committee]], in conjunction with the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, has been doing research.
Then it makes three funny jokes.
The misappropriated BSWolf Committee says wtf? What are you doing on my turf.
The 251 Torture Committee reports gearing up for something (the final in a few minutes)
The Commitee to Assassinate the President takes another whack at it, then reports exec can never watch its back.
The Ad Hoc Pre-Death One-Liners Committee wants some help
The misappropriated Matthew Feld Glisson Bodyguard Committee reports "wtf are you doing? You're on the wrong side!" to Glisson.
(they had cookies, he says.)
The Ad Hoc Is It Safe? Committee would like to ask the obvious question.
The Time Travel Committee reports success on behalf of the 251 Torture Committee
The dbesse Sounds Kind of Like JFK When He Gives His Reports Committee reports that the bullets are not magic enough.
The Ad Hoc Laugh at England Committee reports who's going to remember your wedding?
The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment, with the Guild of Calamitous Intent, has a report:
bad guy theme song--"the discordian"
The Super Commitee reports tvaughan has been doing awesome as 2veep. Keep up the good work.
Old Business
jboning keeps the thing when he's not here again: not his fault is his own narcolepsy
New Business
Create Emily Forney Memorial Bodyguard Committee to infiltrate her closest circle and pop a cap in her ass
purpose changed to ..."closest circle"... (i.e. quotes added)
roll call vote motion--denied, appealed, denied
failed
Create "Fuck You and Your Roll Call Votes Committee" to make sure there are no roll call votes
Name changed to the Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee
Dennis is appended
passed as The Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee, with purpose "to make sure there are no roll call votes."
sold for $9 to twright - DISBANDED
Create The *shotgun pump-action noise* Committee to "cool action movie shit and stuff"
Create Out of Order Committee, out of order
Bubbles kicks over a chair
A report is requested from the Big Rubber Ball Committee.
It likes the name of this committee.
A report is requested from the Bubblesaurus Committee.
Bubbles acts like a Bubblesaurus.
A report is requested from the Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment to provide heavy metal backing
It provides inappropriate backing instead.
passed
sold for $2 to dkirby - chairs him and Clyde
Create Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee to You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate, I was too busy killing Osama bin Laden.
other clever things said
abstained (passed)
sold for $1 to memcginn - chairs him and other witty people
Create committee to append Dennis (as stated)
dmeng: the fuck?
Dennis is appended
obvious exits are north, south, east and Dennis
the Dennis in the text adventure is not dmeng
Dennis is appended to the Dennis-is-amended--no. Just no.
Dennis is "appended."
passed
sold for $8 to mbritton - chairs him and anybody who ever segfaulted appending Dennis
Create KGB OMGASM committee, to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
2015 freshmen think we prank people, so we should.
jgg: We WERE going to do pranks, I promise!
Clarification: it stands for Operation: Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Missions
motion to append Dennis - failed
our last big prank was to "kidnap" a girl from a tour. (We got shit for it from campus)
The Committee to get back at Pitt for Stealing the Fence still has to get back at Pitt, via pranks.
Reminder: Your actions are not endorsed by the KGB as an organization.Obelisks were made on CFA pillars.
wheelchair, duct tape and walking to the sky?
passed
sold for $6 to mbritton - chair him
point of parliamentary inquiry about the pfennig of pfault--how to change it?
Announcements
EVENT! Mafia night! Bring cash! Dress classy! The soonest Wednesday!
Dues! Pay them! But not now!
Schmucks
Lasertag! Friday night!
Good luck on exams tonight.
If any member of KGB wants to do Buggy, join Pioneers!
If you're around this summer, tell Glisson!
Shelby had a dream about drawing Mohammed on the board for "everybody draw Mohammed day"
Dr. Who: DH1212, 10AM, Saturday
Everyone edit the wiki!
we purple
we gtfo
