Minutes20070903

Meeting of KGB!

Officer Reports

Pres – started the meeting, jared’s taking minutes.  Not shutting up enough.  Boring; treasurer a bum, stolen laundry money.  

2vp – Not done, reporting as she writes on board.  Eventron, Underground Tour, Friday Sept 7 at 8PM, in kirr, will go everywhere.  Why is there a dead nevermind? Because you like secrets! And Truth! 

1vp – really shawn, but used to be 1vp.  New people… Ben, Bio, West Virginia, ate a pear.  Grace, Tenessee, archie, can’t come up with anything.   Amanda, art, mariland, fear of large bodies of water.  

2vp again – dress inconspicuously! Air quotes, not on dress.  If want to crawl, we need help, talk after meeting.  

Corsec – Rabidly taking minutes, grr, new PRAVDA next week, minutes so not much else.  Ha.  

Treasuerer – weekend, not yet, she’s watching you, pennies to freshmen, sorry they’re freshmen too.  Weekend, rolling change, $100+ change on desk, collapse? No maintinence.  Experimental chem., so eye protection.  Goggles.  Aagh.  Moneygrubbers.  $Buy 2/3 of a ton of sweedish fish.  Bed of pennies

s@a – weekend, covered in foam (soap), no hwk.  Confused by matts.  Convertible, car wash, no top.  

Committees.  

Storytelling – story.  Fine line between absurd silly surreal, and pissing people off.  Highschool, tow the line, try good side.  Innocent pizza people.  ADnD 1st, ordered pizza.  Bored.  Arrived, long front yard + concrete.  Pizza walks up walk, shawn + people walk out from side with hoodies & DnD.  Bad monty python joke.  Pretend nothing going on.  Pizza guy ran away, squealed tires.  Again – calculus study party.  [Peanut gallery intervenes].  Pizza, $10, 10 people, 1990.  Get pizza guy with 10 $1.  Answers door, need to get cash.  Human pyramid behind door, sumersauts forward, 5x $1.  People sit in weird positions.  In shoe, condom, calculator, $1.  Curtains, 2 $1.  total: $8.  Host, Canadian $1, oops, real $1.  Class pres coughs violently, hacking up a lung.  Falls to floor, gets chest pounded on, $1.  Picks up, gives 4 $.25, gives to Pizza guy, he’s really happy.  Act called aristocrats.  

Pop Occultism – Soon discover fortunate, adjourn.  Cookie in two pieces, the answer is yes.  Spaghetti in 3 pieces, flying cars, still alive.  

Encourage to take OS – book has dinosaurs.  

Row of matts, non Euclidian success.  

Laura Dominiatrix – dress inconspicuously.  

Steelers – preseason over, opener versus browns.  Chili.  Head coach, laura dominatrix

Time Travel – unable to top act from last week today, report failure, 24.  Happy birthday.  Better next week.  

Ad hoc csjackso dance

Timecube playing starcraft

Kick techie in ass

British empire Africa – Gordon brown.  Success failure unknown.  British jokes.  

[unknown motion]

Old business!

Pfennig not here, was a freshman.  What’s not his fault – freshmen not coming to meetings.  

Back to committess – ad hoc more tenessee success.  

New Business

$15 for PRAVDA? – no objections, it’s a good idea.  Yay!

$all of budges – 2/3 swede fish [unreal!]

More silly allocations.  

Create committee to bottle cats – snakes not in cat bottles.  Wine joke.  Cat assumes shape of container.  Bottled cats chase bottled mice.  No liquour licence to serve.  Garfield had it coming.  Bottled shrodingers cat -> no! Voting: stick cat in bottle, joke about lasagna, don’t care about abstentions.  Passed! Auction; $8 to greg, chairs jared and greg (drqqsnfujzcxxm).  

Create committee for surrealistic investications of claims of the paranormal – investigate, make up, parody scientific real thing.  Ghost story committee, new stuff.  Less lame.  What’s going on (cmertins).  Explore sex with ghosts if surreal enough.  In the sims? Call upon ghost story busters committee? Aint afraid of no other committee.  Vote: Make fun of hat guy, tell ghost stories comitee story, sing ghostbusters theme.  Passed – auction: $3 to Shawn, chairs Shawn (3 is magic #?)

Chris new busingess - $100 for underground tour for food, banners question mark.  Good idea.  Drqxxm is irritating.  

Committee to think about bunniese, puppies, other cute things, when bored/confused.  Remove matt from room, s@a.  What animals are cute – delicious.  Bunny with pancake.  Caught alligator in fountain last week (small).  Vote: Cute animal, worst thing you can imagine as consequence of finding alligator [squid, break in water main], do a little dance, no love.  Auction - $4 to akiva, dissolved.  

Announcements

President makes spurious announcements.  

Motion to impeach chair – out of order.  

Chris – Event, cucumbers at 8, dress at home.  Tell us if you want to crawl! KGB mystery hunt up next.  Email! Dude! Help write, no play.  

President – Wednesday, activities fair 430-630 somewhere.  Conflicts with exec, so real meeting at 630, members list not mailed, but other things were.  Oops.  

Liz – that time again, pay dues or ELSE! Also, penny rolling.  

J – Pravda next week, SUBMIT!

Schmuicks

Whoops, more announcements, fence for underground tour if you can.  Unlikely.  Seduce off gravel.  

Really Shmucks.  

Eclectic studies group aka weird shit club – magical ufo ghosts, meeting at 6:30 at Wean 5328 (old CS lounge!) Missing stuff?

Alan – mystery hunt? White rabbit on t-shirt? See what can do.  

Some video – what they’re doing – summoning captain planet.  Obvious.  [WHAT!?]

Chocoholics on wed, free chocolate.  A phi o.  

Watch the BBOARD! And livejournal.  

Purple Purple Adjourn to Purple.