Minutes20070917

Officer Reports:
President: sick, bloody chunks, throat
1st VP: worst day ever. New people: Josh/physics, Alex/MCS, Jason/ECE,
    Ilya/CS
2nd VP: weekend, sick, better, event! Improv games Fri 19:00
CorSec: recovering 92.53%; You have issues, join a sorority
RecSec: huge
Treasurer: awesome, censored, Tartan
S@A: weekend, spontaneous

Committees:
Pop Occultism: good butterfly, bad moth
Trashy Romance Novels: Undercover Mistress
Judicious Exclamation: bye! *hand puppets on fire*
Intoxicating Puppies: SWAT team shot a puppy
Weird Dreams: sheepdog goes boof
Storytelling: correction re: Kangaroos with AK-47's
Jordan fails at something...
Glue shit to Vincent: Success
Kick Teki: his little brother is at CMU
Ornithopter committee: cockatiel

Old Business:
pfennig: Glisson has it; jello is not his pfault

New Business:
Motion to create the Catty Gossip Committee to spread and create
   vicious lies and nasty rumors about members of the KGB. Passed,
   sold for $5 to Mkehrt, Chrisamaphone and Todd will chair
Motion to create the Buddhist Font Temple to study with Jcreed.
   Passed, sold for $3 to Dannel, Jcreed and Shuie will chair
Motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event. Passes
Chaplain says something
Motion to create the Culinary Committee to apply just enough heat to
   things. Passed, sold for $9 to Paul, chef Boyardee to chair

Announcements:
Gratuitous Obscenities Committee reports: Nyquil
Event! Friday at 19:00
Pay your dues!
CTFWS: Nov 9!

Schmucks:
Eclectic Studies
SUM41 tickets: talk to Jordan
Thieves of Normality: email kmcinern
Alan was sick
knitting->freemasons
CIA apologizes for lack of pancakes