Minutes20070924

Officer Reports:
President: new cluster is locked, idiot, has a wand of happiness
1st VP: can't talk, new people: Mike/CS, Liz/CS, Steve/Biology,
   paid for photoshop
2nd VP: magical adventure, event!: running jumping climbing trees
   Flagstaff at 1900, Kirr 1845, rain: HBH 1002-4
CorSec: slackers SUBMIT
RecSec: can't talk
Treas: smell me? Firefly, Howl's, pennies, week of Europe vacation
S@A: Howl'a, Elise, FLCL
1st VP: new people: Yanny/CS/Ohio/outie belly button

Committees:
Gratuitous Obscenities: rule 34, 600 instances of Garfield
Row of Matts: amoeba
Pop Occultism: Jesus, miracles, drunk, nonverbal, Quakers, creepy
Storytelling: JcreedL the internet told me so
what?
Culinary: unsettling success

Old Business:
pfennig: Liz has it; something is not her pfault

New Business:
Motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 for event food&toys
Motion to create the Shirtless Atomic Human Pile Committee to make
   huge people piles. Passed, sold for $5 to Tarsis, herself to chair
Motion to create the "KGB Has No Shame" Committee to promote things
   like this. Passed, sold for $5 to Greg, disbanded.
Motion to create the "Search for Intelligent Life in Warcrack"
   Committee to do what its name says. Passed, sold for $15 to
   Charlie, WOW joke.
Mtion to create the committee to Force-feed the President to make him
   try things he hasn't. Failed.

Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an
   Organization:
event!
dues: officers must pay them!
dues: everyone should pay them!

Schmucks:
Thieves of Normality: find a contact
West Wing cluster