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Officer Reports
eforney
Has the Frisbee of Talking.
Had a weekend--lots of sleeping.
Bubbles
Had a weekend. Nothing interesting.
Oh wait--an exam, it was easy.
Not much packing done, oh well.
tvaughan
Looks like dkirby.
Awesome weekend--lasertagging.
Lasertag is corporate teambuilding.
Moved a giant organ. Organ jokes please.
EVENT: Lasertagging, in October.
mmeyerho
Has the Frisbee of Talking.
Had a weekend, started with Math Studies final Thursday to Saturday.
Watched Dr. Who, no work done that day.
Watched Rocky Horrible [sic].
Almost done with grading!
tbroman
Had a weekend.
Lasertag made him tired. Was on the "other" team.
Watched Dr. Who.
Studied, with lots of TV breaks.
Took a stat final, it was easy.
kharring
Had a weekend.
Many projects, due Sunday and Monday.
3 hours of sleep.
Packing now.
cshaffer
looks like dbesse
has been 2 years since dbesse's last officer report.
Clyde is actually here, he's just a ninja.
Committee Reports
The Ad Hoc Did You Know There Are 4 Levels of Art in Doherty? Committe saw a pile of concrete knees on C level
The Super Committee reports Dear KGB, AEPi says thanks for giving us your primer during Booth build. (SUCCESS!)
Ad Hoc I Have a Question Committee reports, is that my waterbottle?
Yes, it is--left during CtFwS, almost auctioned during Useless Stuff.
The Misappropriated OWNED Committee reports OWNED!
The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports yesterday he was on front page of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
Therefore, he killed amckinni with a nerf gun.
The Ad Hoc Greedo Shot First Committee reports it killed dkirby first.
The Ad Hoc Han Shot First Committee grants the premise but still disagrees.
The Ad Hoc Row of Tims Committee reports that every member of exec is named Timothy. (it's true, check the wiki)
The Ad Hoc Move Crap for Money Committee reports moving tvaughan's tv was harrowing
The What Has Science Done? Committee reports all of Dr. Who was watched on Saturday--by which it means the entire Series 3
The Ad Hoc I Need Mans Committee reports I need mans
The Ad Hoc Random Shit Committee reports ooh, ballots! A coup!
The Ad Hoc Committee That Can't be Created by a Motion reports success in making a report.
Old Business
Jared gets the thing. Not his fault is his absence.
New Business
dbesse transfers ownership of his committees to the Committee of the Whole,
except the 251 Torture Committee which goes to mmeyerho
create Committee to Change its Name During Discussion to Purpose To Be Changed During Discussion
no discussion
passed
sold for $10 to memcginn and dkirby - chairs them
create Emily Forney Dance Teacher Committee to teach KGB to dance such popular dances as the Dougie and Macarena
*eforney dances*
conga line committee reports eh, failure
Frisbee of Talking is thrown
passes
sold for $1 to pcd - chairs eforney
create Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee to Has this ever stopped us before? and a roll call vote
dkirby does not want to Sully this organization
anti-jokes are made (from the Michael J. Sullivan Comedy Club)
The Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee approves
The Ad Hoc Inception Committee approves
eforney takes a call
passes
sold for $10 to egladdin - chairs him, Sully, tbroman
create Puppies Committee to Kittens!
The Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar approves.
This committee's position on dire wolves: what the shit is a dire wolf?
The Intoxicating Puppies Committee approves.
The Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens approves.
Motion to puppies; ignored.
Motion to change the purpose to "to pave the road to hell"--fails.
passed
sold to pcd - chairs him, mmeyerho, scorri
create "There's a 7:30A.M.?" Committee to experience 7:30A.M. for the first time
The Ad Hoc Buggy Committee reports, "I slept from 9 to 3... which one?"
The Ad Hoc grad students committee reports hi, I was up at 7:30 twice consecutively.
As a boy scout, pcd woke at 5:30.
The Ad Hoc Crew Committee says shut up and man up.
The Ad Hoc Ben Franklin Committee says, "early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy and wealthy and not a CS major."
This city does not keep itself supervillain free, get out
The Ad Hoc Didn't You Ever Go to High School? Committee looks questioningly.
motion to call it a whambulance (failed)
passed
sold for $7 to dmeng - chairs everyone who pulls alnighters at CMU
create Han Shot First Committee to (to be determined)
change purpose to "only watch the original version of Star Wars"
The Ad Hoc Emperor Palpatine Committee says "I find your lack of Star Wars disturbing"
change purpose to "a parsec is a unit of distance, not time" -- appended
append to purpose "and Harrison Ford is a badass"
The Ad Hoc Obsequious Technicality Committee says something technical
passed with purpose "to only watch the original version of Star Wars;
a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, and Harrison Ford is a badass."
sold $1 egladdin - chairs him and Harrison Ford
Announcements
orientation orienteering - on the wiki
postering - on the wiki
Scav Hunt Thursday, Aug 25
Schmucks
The Darwin Committee reports natural selection is still being played on the internetz and luminiferous aether
drew gives awwwws to KGB--he's leaving
Jacks' Van wants your help to clown car itself
Jared is out of things to do--Pokemon all day!
Graduating seniors are wished luck.
Pioneers needs your help! Our tool is moving to CA!
We purple.
Summer meetings: 4:30 on Mondays, an hour late on the Doherty steps (not official meetings)
Next official meeting 8/29 4:30
We GTFO.
