Gotcha!

You start walking foreword, full of excitement for what is to come. You have dreamed of this, finally being part of a story in a world of magic and wonder. Your story up to this point was but the first chapter, now your real life begins.

You crash into a painted backdrop and your hopes and dreams are not the only thing that shatters as someone clubs you over the back of the head.

You wake up in a bathtub full of ice, with a fractured skull, sans one kidney.