Minutes20111010
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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
Took the GRE on Friday - it's pretty easy. They say to allot 5 hours, completed in 3
Improv!
Saturday: Kiltie Kiltie Kiltie
phone throws null pointer exception if you try to use the alarm
Sunday: did a lot of stuff for a lot of non-school stuff
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
led Improv night--boatload of fun, boatload of improv (note: the standard unit of improv is a boatload)
did not eat Saturday, Jewing it up
now has no sins
did homework outside, saw shirtless guys sunbathing
new people:
Alex, undecided (non-CS), Menlo Park CA, is the middle of 3 brothers
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
playtested Aeronauts
collected data, found interesting things
EVENT! KGB Digs its Own Grave, 7PM Friday. Location pending (now DH A310)
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
Improv
cooked on Saturday, with citrus
laser shows
Sunday: lots of homework, and lots of homework, and not a lot of sleep
has interviews today! wooooo!
Submit to Pravda?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Lots of fun. Probably wouldn't have been quite so much fun if there wasn't quite so much work to avoid.
KGB Presents: KGB Presents: Improv Night was great, disc golf on Sunday
may or may not have inspired a children's book called "The Hasty Synonym"
ate 5 meals yesterday. Hopefully this means he's no longer sick.
Believed 6 impossible things before breakfast this morning
kharring
Had a weekend!
improv
Kiltie all day Saturday
Sunday: programming interview, 8 hours of programming. Probably not going to work for them, oh well
Mad Mex. All the Mad Mex.
cshaffer
woke up to a party in his apartment
paid to perform a wedding ceremony on Saturday
didn't go off without a hitch, but that's a good thing
helped take a picture of a chalk drawing of a pony
stole some baggers?
Committee Reports
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Prevent Presidential Assassinations reports, *shotgun pump-action* "hi guys"
ITR Committee reports, ITR Games on Saturday!
The Counterpoint, Hawks Are Awesome Committee is seeing the CFA hawks again. And the turkeys are gone from the Greek quad.
The Taxidermy Committee reports: if you stuff a paper airplane with cotton, it no longer flies. Same thing with birds.
The Ad-Hoc Appreciating Readme Committee clipped the article about the hipster-off and did something with it
The Ad-Hoc Cute Things I Found On the Internet Committee reports: Corgi!
(Relevant to this committee's interests: #cslounge-kittens)
The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee reports: if you thought those turkeys were bad, wait for the roving gang of peacocks
Booth Committee reports: submit and discuss ideas on the web app!
The Supersonic Limbo Committee reports success
The Shawn and Quxuum Variety Hour notes: size of a load / ton is directly proportional to the amount of swearing that prefixes it; putting "metric" before also adds to it
Storytelling Committee: 2 stories from the remote past (1992?)
Shawn as student cluster manager: BS'd his boss into naming computers Ren & Stimpy
contact information puns. Shawn was known as Prekie Bait; at one time picked up a girl with "hey little girl, I have some candy in my van"
The Ad-Hoc "Hey, I'm a Junior Now" Committee would like to report "I have some candy in my van"
"congratulations Dan, now you'll take 15 years to graduate"
Old Business
the thing: fwatson gives it to cshaffer. Not his fault: baggers running as far away as they can
New Business
create the Committee to Make labbott a Bagger to "see above"
Operation confuse-a-host!
the Committee to Turn labbott Into a Dominatrix is intrigued
vote: passes
sold $5 egarbade, chairs all
create the Committee to Make acrichto Speak for One Whole Minute to "We're all friends here, you can talk to us"
acrichto talks for a minute
Shawn appoints Alex a chair of Storytelling Committee
motion to change the name of the committee to "Have Alex Talk About Balls for a Minute Committee"
postpone until next week - passes
create the Committee to Appreciate Dave Winters to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running
motion to replace "appreciate" with "depreciate" in the name of the committee - unfriendly
motion to append "and give him Skittles" to the purpose of the committee - friendly
the Committee to give Scorri More Sugar considers expanding its role
if you oppose this committee you have no soul
vote: passes (with purpose "to appreciate Dave Winters for all the hard work he does to keep GHC3000 running, and give him Skittles"
sold $4 pcd, chairs him and dwinters
create the Metaphysical Cobblers Committee to look after the souls of everyone in the KGB
"you really trying to shoehorn a pun into that"
the Committee to groan at bswolf's jokes says: "you are a heel, sir"
"this committee is pretty tounge-in-cheek"
"this is not a pun"
"we're pretty straight-laced here"
"SHOES!"
"you really nailed this one"
"we're really clogging up the meeting here"
"we should buckle down on punning"
"I can't sandal any more of this"
"we're falling down a slippery slope"
"I'm flip-flopping over whether this is a good idea"
"someone will have to foot the bill for all this"
"people have to stop loafing around"
"this entire committee was a croc to begin with"
"aglets drop this already"
"UGG!"
vote: passes
sold $7 tvaughan, chairs bswolf
create the Legendary Epithet Committee to introduce people when they enter the room
NOW INTRODUCING DAN KIRBY, SLAYER OF TABLE LAMPS
NOW INTRODUCING SHAWN KNIGHT, CREEPY OLD GUY
add a golf clap after every announcement?
All rise for the Hon. Judge eforney! (but he didn't say "eforney says")
motion to change the name of the committee to the Epic Epithet Committee
i thot i thaw a puddy tat
remove "when they enter the room" from purpose - passes
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
motion to purple
we are now in purple
vote: passes as the Epic Epithet Committee to introduce people
sold $5 dmeng, chairs tvaughan
create the Epic Habitat Committee to buy KGB a fortress of solitude and a secret base in the Himalayas
welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
Can we all get white fluffy cats?
request report from the treasurer on how many cats we can buy (how much is a cat?)
the KG-Beast exists, not sure if it's a superhero or a villain
vote: passes
sold $3 afalk, chairs her, anyone who wants to make an epic habitat
create the KGB is Silly Committee to make the KGB even sillier
suggest that the C is the C of the whole
append "er" to purpose - passes
append "er" to purpose - dilettory
the Recursive Committee reports a good start
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
motion to seafoam green (out of order)
append "er" to name - friendly
append "est" to purpose - friendly
append "est" to name - passes
vote: passes as the KGB is Sillierest Committee to make the KGB even silliererest
sold $4 shawn, chairs the Committee of the Whole
create the Interrupting Cow Committee to MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
many knock-knock jokes are told
"this committee is bull"
vote: passes
sold $8 jsappel, chairs him
create the Out of Order Committee - not recognized
create Ron Paul Fanfiction Committee to "and then I saw him. The love of my life, Ron Paul"
motion to change "Ron" to "Tron" in purpose and name - not friendly
motion to postpone indefinitely - fails
"Well, at least I have chicken"
"Leroy, you idiot"
The Supersonic Limbo Committee reports success
They told me I couldn't make an airplane out of KGB votes... they were definitely right
vote: passes
sold $3 memcginn, chairs people who go to KGB improv night
create the Aerial Reconnaissance Committee to take KGB flying
the Airship Piracy Committee approves
the Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee approves
this committee preemptively reports one count of success, one count of failure
the Leonardo da Vinci Committee reports, YES!
vote: passes
sold $2 shawn, chairs gswagner
motion to allocate $75 for microphone and snacks for karaoke - it's a good idea
Announcements
EVENT! Karaoke! It'll be rad! Dig our own grave! (An acceptable level of rads) Go to the booth app and discuss things!
Schmucks
Nerf War! mid-semester weekend? KGB Laser Tag! october 24 is shiny day Relay for Life this friday! please stop by. Also please donate. programming team is having a code script party ITR games! Wean 4 couches! Sunday 10pm! Paul & Storm concert at the Rex this weekend! we GTFO
