Minutes20120319
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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a break!
was in Russia (St. Petersburg)
did not get arrested by the KGB
Kiltie is cancelled today
Bubbles
Had a break!
stayed here
screwed around, watched all 3 Lord of the Rings Extended Editions (not in 1 day)
also watched a lot of basketball because he likes sports
KGB sweet 16: Shenanigans wins
it was hard to do work once people got back
tvaughan
Had a break!
Went to Houston, TX, where it was hot and muggy and gross
went to Galveston, TX, where there was the sea, and was in the sea
misses the sea
event! Find the Event! PH A18, 7pm Friday
mmeyerho
Had a break!
took a bus home
learned that Google Maps has the Greyhound bus station location wrong
went home, sat in room on computer
came back to campus and cleaned
has now beat out rugs and watched dust fly
learned that she knows how to make crepes
has a Pravda?!
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a break!
Watched Doctor Who, a lot - majority of waking hours spent watching Doctor Who?
his friends at CMU are taller than his friends at home
today: found out around 1 that grant application for summer internship was due today; finished application in 40 minutes.
found out in class around 2:30 that homework for that class was due at 4; finished homework at 3:45. Thanks Al for telling him about
it and Xander for being experiment subject.
kharring
Had a break!
flew back to NJ - was planning to spend break there
on Friday, got a phone call: hey, wanna come to Florida with DTD?
flew to Florida, got sunburned
looks very ap-peel-ing (saved that joke for like 3 days)
did no work because fuck work
cshaffer
Had a break!
shenanigans - got lost in New York City twice
was able to handle the subways just fine
got a riot shield - didn't know the screws were wrong on the handles
you're not supposed to use a knife as a scraping or prying tool - stabbed self in hand, oops
solicited first aid advice on #cslounge
still has feeling in hand
Committee Reports
The Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee (Marlena) reports: Dan is very upset because he's not here, but had a really weird dream
ITR Committee reports: ITR this weekend! Wean 4 couches, Saturday 10pm as usual.
The ad-hoc MIT Rejects Committee (dmeng) welcomes its newest member
The Time Travel Committee (memcginn) reports moderate success the speed limit of the universe is c
The Time Police (Oren) respectfully reminds the Time Travel Committee to not report in front of it
The Booth Committee (Bubbles) resports: 4 weeks til Carnival!
come to build sessions! Wednesdays at 7, Saturdays at 12 in the Kage
t-shirts: wanna design a booth t-shirt? Let booth chairs know! kgbbooth@gmail.com
The misappropriated Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee (jzimmerm) reports: he knows we all miss him and he misses us too
Nominations Committee reports; nominations are made
The Paper Air Force Committee (pcd) reports success
The Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee (jzimmerm/Oren) reports: last night Dan had a dream where CMU is in southern CA. Walked into a girl's
room with a loaded gun; oops wrong room
cliff kind of looks like it was made in minecraft
cliff was featured in a ad for North Korea
The ad-hoc Paper Alliance Navy (dmeng) challenges something
The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee (Avi) responds to the Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee: this is actually a dead-on account of next
Confuse-a-Bagger
The ad-hoc Priorities Committee (tbroman) reports: Dan Kirby is too busy to be here today, but had time to write a lengthy email describing his dream
to us.
The Repeat That in Song Committee (Oren) requests from the Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- no, never mind
Old Business
mbritton gives the Thing to ccolombo. not her fault: water gun wars
New Business
create the Sad Face Food Committee (Marlena) to mourn the loss of home cooking after Spring Break
memcginn: motion to change the purpose to "chocolate chocolate more chocolate" - friendly
Avi: motion to change the purpose to "frownies" - friendly
ccolombo: it's Easter season!
Appel: the Committee to Cover Other Fruits in Chocolate approves
pcd: the ad-hoc Committee to Cover Exec in Chocolate approves
egarbade: bacon matzo pizza
Xander: the Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Joint Compound approves
tvaughan: the Evil Seafood League and the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee are very close to a chocolifying ray
Oren: Evood Q. Seafvil is avilable for notarization
memcginn: the Repeat That in Song Committee disapproves
tbroman: motion to create the Inception Committee (out of order)
kharring: sounds like this committee would salt its food with its tears
vote: passes with purpose "frownies"
sold $1 memcginn, chairs anybody who associates sad with food
create the Taller Than eforney Committee to *head on eforney's chin*
*people are now standing around being taller than eforney*
*eforney's little and eforney's little's little stand*
dmeng: asks acrichto, "where's Minh?"
twright: the Low-Quality Racism Committee says, it's so like a Cincinnatian to be short
sacunnin: motion to change the name of the committee to the Everybody's Taller than Shannon Committee - friendly
dmeng: motion to append to the purpose (oh by the way I'm squatting) - friendly
kharring: in booth we have a height chart; Jackie is the shortest
we purple
My Little Pony is shorter
jzimmerm: point of information: tbroman is going to get upset because this isn't a point of information
point of order: 1 2 3 5 4
vote: passes as the Everybody's Taller than Shannon Committee with purpose *head on eforney's chin* (oh by the way I'm squatting)
sold $5 afalk, chairs everybody who is taller than shannon
create the Pasta Knight Committee to pasta knight
tbroman: motion to prepend a k to "knight" in the name and purpose - friendly
the Low-Quality Racism Committee asks: can we prepend another k? - dilatory
eforney: the ad-hoc National Pasta Day Committee tells a story about burnt pasta
ccolombo: the His Noodly Appendage Committee reports: you're doing it wrong
sacunnin: if you're a pasta knight you can use your sword to break the bubbles
dmeng: the ad-hoc Pot Boiling Over Committee reports: we've managed to boil over 3 times while boiling on low heat
sacunnin: how does this committee feel about rice? (unknown)
Oren: motion to append to the purpose ladle jousting - friendly
tvaughan: please keep your heart and other appendages out of the work while the work is in motion
mbritton: the Evil Seafood League opposes the concept of a Pasta Knight
Marlena: how does this committee feel about the Tin Woodsman from the Wizard of Oz?
tvaughan: "I heard Tim, hi!"
vote: passes as the Pasta Kknight Committee with purpose pasta kknight; ladle jousting
sold $4 mmeyerho, chairs everyone who likes pasta
create the Fight in the Shade Committee (cshaffer) to *holds riot shield above head*
Bubbles: that's not how shade works
memcginn: motion to change Clyde's shield to be opaque - friendly
dmeng: motion to change "shade" in the name of the committee to "Shaffer" - friendly
afalk: we will enter Clyde's bloodstream and fight there
rglenn: Clyde-shaped holes
vote: passes as the Fight in the Shaffer Committee to *holds opaque riot shield above head*
sold $1 memcginn, chairs everybody who is a secret superhero
create the Everybody is Shorter than Me on Alex Crichton's Shoulders Committee (kharring) to *Kelly gets on Alex's shoulders*
did this in the hallway outside the Kage...
dmeng: what about Kelly on Ivan's shoulders?
tbroman: what if Alex Crichton reports from this committee?
Xander: what if we stack Ivan on rntz?
egarbade: KGB Film Club is very interested in this committee
Oren: motion to change the purpose of the committee to "everyone is still taller than Shannon on top of eforney's shoulders - appended
Bubbles: this one time freshman year, 4 of us tried to get on rocketmatt's shoulders at once (no, sophomore year) - bottom line, it didn't
work
vote: passes with purpose "*Kelly gets on Alex's shoulders*; everyone is still taller than Shannon on top of eforney's shoulders"
sold $8 twright, chairs: everybody except Kelly
create the Planned Obsolescence Committee (tbroman) to report on May 7th, 2012
dmeng: I thought Doomsday was later...
Bubbles: just because tbroman said something doesn't mean its smart
sacunnin: the misappropriated Time Travel Committee reports ehhhhhh
memcginn: they just don't make execs like they used to, they only last 1 year now
sacunnin: umbrellas
egladdin: the misappropriated Fortune-Telling Fish Committee reports: this is what it starts with, you fools!
dmeng: you fools I'll destroy you all: you missed 4 words
vote: passes
sold $11 egarbade, DISBANDED
create the This Committee Will Pass Committee - no second
create the Out of Order Committee - no
create the KGB Type Theory Committee to assign types to KGB committees and generalize McGinnis' observations
egladdin: motion to change the name to the KGB Typeface Committee - unfriendly
amckinni: motion to change the purpose to "to code the KGB in SML" - friendly
jcolmar: motion to append "Myers-Briggs" to the purpose - friendly
ccolombo: how many people here are INTJs?
Oren: motion to change the purpose to "assigning Pokemon element types to KGB members" - appended (Oren)
mbritton: I'm fuckin' metal!
egladdin: how flaming do I have to be to be considered a fire type?
(Bubbles demonstrates how flaming)
vote: passes with the purpose "to code the KGB in SML; Myers-Briggs; assigning Pokemon element types to KGB members"
sold $2 jzimmerm, chairs anyone who has any knowledge of type theory or has taken 150
allocate $50 for event - it's a good idea
create the Sequitur Committee to follow
eforney: the Sum Ess Ess Sumas Estes Sum Committee reports: Romans put "follow me" on shoes: prostitutes
mbritton: Nonsequiturium reports: one time I found myself driving across the country..
tvaughan: Nonsequiturium reports: this one time we were looking for Cheesecake Factory, and then it wasn't Cheesecake Factory, it was a
corner in a shady neighborhood...
and oh did you see that thing on the news yesterday
ccolombo: so this one time I was walking down the street--wait that wasn't me
Oren: avocado
cshaffer: do you ever, like, look at your hands?
egarbade: why is kgb suddenly on drugs?
anbrown: dude, there must have been something in that committee or something...
sacunnin: dammit guys stop doing drugs on my committees
vote: passes
sold $2 afalk, chairs DISBANDED
Announcements
EVENT! Find the EVent!
Booth! we have art and other stuff we need to do! 7-9ish in the Kage on Wednesday, 12-whenever on Saturday
also t-shirt designs
Schmucks
The Most Dangerous Game is back! It's basically Assassins. Email tbroman if interested; check the Facebook group. bcwade: amq and bcwade are running for student body president and vice president. Talk to them if interested in campaigning, vote 3/30-4/1 Vis: tartan debates are next monday at 5:30 mmeyerho: ITR games this Saturday purple cclub is having retro gaming night at 9 in the UC on Friday we GTFO
