Minutes20110423

Elections

       At this point there is an interlude while tbroman doesn't take notes and the new recsec has not been elected.
       Xander takes up the minutes after recsec elections, and shamelessly copies the format from tbroman. So. Yeah.

       Treasurer candidates
               Marlena: Is wearing a lot of bling. Is responsible. Hopes to do a great job as treasurer.
               Shelby: Has a large amount of dollar bills which she rubs on herself.
               Steven: Is responsible, knows finance. Got an A in AP econ and a 5 on the exam. Can write a budget and a check. Has old pennies. Can bring in dollar coins for ammunition.
               kharring: We now have $1000 more even though we had expenses. She did a good job and knows the weird guy at the bank and is definitely not a terrorist. Has blackmail on the student body finance guy.
       kharring wins

       Sergeant at Arms candidates
               Marlena: Has arms! Will redesign the website!
               Jcolmar: Knows his stuff. And has arms. Is large loud and colorful. No one has looked at or fired a dart at the president yet. He is already doing a good job.
               Steven: Defends the KGB against a demon with an axe and the belief of the KGB. Gains 500 gp. Gained 50 xp.
               Dkirby: Really nice and humble. Reads an excerpt from “Twilight fanfic”. (Romeo and Juliet Act I Scene I).
               (Visvesva and Otsachor were not present)
               (RecSec felt disenfranchised when his vote was ignored for like 40 seconds)
       Marlena wins

       We have a new exec!
       President: Bubbles (1st ballot)
       1veep: tvaughan (2nd ballot)
       2veep: tbroman (2nd ballot)
       CorSec: mmeyerho (3rd ballot)
       RecSec: Xander (3rd ballot)
       Treasurer: kharring (1st ballot)
       Sergeant at Arms: Marlena (2nd ballot)

       Some stories that were told during elections:
               Xander’s near terrorist activites at the airport
               Quxxum’s story about the Allegheny observatory
               Jcolmar’s story about an unlucky spider eater
               Maija’s story about manah manah being in an Italian made Swedish porno
               Kharring's story about stupid people at carnival
               Marlena’s story about a frog not being a puppy to the dismay of her friend
               Rglenn’s story about a dead bunny and a reporter
               Maija’s story about not picking up frogs
               Tvaughan’s story about the bank lever and possibly assisting in a bank robbery
               Quxxum said something about something about twitter and WQED
               James tells a story about the definition of irony. 

Reports:

               Bubbles: Already had a report
               tvaughan: Had a weekend visceeli happened
               tbroman: Had a weekend carnival and stuff
               Margaret: Had carnival, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
               Xander: Had a carnival, there was awesome stuff then not awesome stuff
               kharring: Made a carnival and there was a mouse and clear the decks
               Marlena: Had a carnival and workdeath

Old business/committee reports:

               Ad-hoc Dan Kirby's nightmare in dreamland: There was a murder and he was involved and he had to hide the body. The E&M professor was the detective
               
               Clyde's friend Batman is looking for a job.

               Assassinations committee: Welcome

               Ad-hoc Bubbles is pretty: He is not wearing a bra

               Bring Shank to campus: Success and looking for a pan

               Puzzling committee: Puzzlehunt planning starts next week! Come to the meeting if you want to help!

               Subtle Racisms committee: Yet again, there is another all white exec...

New Business

       Create the Buggy Every Day Committee:
       Purpose: Do not do buggy every day
       Changed purpose: Do buggy every day - friendly
       Passed
       Sold for $5 to egladdin, chairs: everyone who is in a buggy org

       Allocated $50 for Useless Stuff Auction
       Motion to kick Teki in the ass (still eforney, so no.)
       Motion to #define Teki Bubbles
       Motion to kick Teki in the ass
       Motion to replenish the fund (passes)
       Dues set for 2012-2013: $15 for the full year, $10 for semester
       Events: bake barter/useless stuff auction

Real Relevant Announcements:

       USELESS STUFF AUCTION! 
       BAKE BARTER! All over your FACE!
       Puzzlehunt meetings will start next week
       Hand in your hard hats if you have not done so already to exec/booth chairs
       Booth t-shirts are available for pick up.

Schmucks:

       Bowling this Saturday evening. Watch the bboard.
       Motion to salute the president
       CAULK JOKE!
       We gtfo.