Minutes20050110
Abe: Wonderful things about applying to be an RA next year, pictures he drew, livejournals, T-shirt going to be ready on Friday
Akiva: Email about Attitudes and Persuasion, now next on waitlist, t-shirt size, gorgeous out, should meet outside
Styger- get board get carded, activities fair, booth Friday thing with stuff, Kage key, bear trap, want to reserve Breed Hall, auction on 28th?, useless people auction
Matt- postcards- dkaplan- postcard from Baltimore, lea- extremes of temperature, tepid- antiawesomosity, doll with eyeball on her stomach, class, food, something else
Rebecca: lots of classes, doesn't know what they are, because they're all going to change, slept a lot, don't die, because then Matt would have to take minutes, lies in minutes
Emily: cooler full of pennies and receipts in the office, smelt Canadian pennies, $[censored], beautiful email from Angie- off waitlist for 90-053, got in math class she wanted
Person over there with the green shirt: present for Christmas, making things, rode a roller coaster today, movie tonight is Ghostbusters, rlambert's parents watched it the night before she was born, scanning rolls of stuff, Scanners that like blueprints?, lea can find out
CTFWS- March 25, GREs, Abe changed credit card, didn't bill him, Greek sing, Mafia night, tiramisu full of alcohol, gave bgilbert access to things
New time for exec? 1700
Committee for gratuitous exec shenanigans, Lizza doesn't know what's going on, passes
Sichuan house closed, Bangkok something
we aren't following order of business at all
Ed and Akiva planning on performing Psyfe's play- do it at activities fair and pass out KGB flyers?
Em needs people that people signed
(rlambert, Styger, and Lizza sign Matt)
move to get busy, no second
booth Saturday 14
enlisting freshmen in the British navy
Create British navy so we can impress people into it, Akiva likes war of Jenkin's ear, passes, Styger is admiral, dlstern vice admiral
- define war of Jenkin's ear booth
impeach mkehrt for dereliction of duty- need 2/3 petition and a duck
Jess reading books during exec
motion to get the fuck out of here
Abe- cold woke up sleep woke up sleep woke up fuck south side cold [laughter] lebenese [sic] place. no soup fuckers tired less cold
Akiva- no stuff
Ave- going to EA
Akiva- reign of terror
Abelikes [sic] being fucked no classes Abe has a problem with door bells, brocolli [sic] tempura, why is Ed here? PVC for Abe
Styger- Event booth for d ummies [sic]. mkehrt takes excellent minutes and is cool, booth; Breed Hall. Dave is here. Alatar
[enter me].. did not used to be called the slave auction, wasn't held during MLK week last year, Spirit didn't get their "panties in a twist", can't be forced to do anything or anyone you find morally repugnant, huzzah for lmarsh, Akiva is a female wearing dominatrix clothing, Ed can do kung fu- we should buy him, bughouse a useful commodity
mkehrt- Saturday went dancing, lots of fun, woke up at 15, TV, cake, 4 am, sleep, protest at Warner, stapler?, protesting military funding, war with Iraq, Em thinks
rlambert- half the day not supposed to exist, lies, people need to ask her questions about matrix, had to get a key, took forever, late to meeting, cold, white stuff, wouldn't tray- would involve stealing things
Em- Tartan out to get her, picked up Tartan, new edition in two hours, could buy 67 KGB members or groups- everyone who got auctioned last year twice, should make her feel better by throwing things at her
Lizza- pulling an mkehrt, announcement that relates to all of us, [lights off], why aren't you at home in bed? chair dfontain is sitting on says "you will never learn anything useful in this room", rave, hiccups
Pop occultism- a good home is happiness, Lizza is playing with rlambert's hair, your dreams are never silly, Nazi artifacts in Doherty, something about rlambert and Misha doing something they shouldn't in an important federal building, new FBI, Misha not getting arrested for at least 3 days- inauguration
Good idea Bad idea- gargling with listerine, drinking listerine- drunk driving, 26.9% liquor
Campus security- In AA, listerine or Robitussen counts as a slip
Andres- made C&I and almanac in Tartan- postal service things, when the revolution comes, parking services will have their backs to the wall
Abe's hands spell like pot pourri shit
Akiva- ethics training course on NIH website
Matt- take OS, Pravda?
Lectures and political speakers- Psyfe's play Friday at 17, Kirr, show up, Ed's kung fu instructor and fellow student in C&I
Chocolate- beer more carcinogenic than original flavoring for root beer, chocolate stout- not banned yet, gonna grow chocolate tree
Booth- quick booth meeting after meeting- stay here, shawn old, Teki here for CTFWS
Old Business:
destruction of places of religious worship not mkehrt's pfault
Akiva- quarter says Old Line State, pretty crappy, so was that report
New business:
Drquuxum wants us to sing U2 song, fails horribly
shawn- discrimination committee
vkaplan- something about sinister ducks, no second
will someone please move something that will be seconded
jgrafton- Ed seconds, committee to get more TJ people on campus, can he change the motion after it's seconded? If no one objects. Ed objects, motherfucker!, in favor do something horrible and TJ-like, opposed love yourself, amended to burn TJ to the ground and blame jgrafton for it, TJ delenda est!, passes, Brian for $9, he and kbare chair
Bead committee- will make sense later, will work with sun committee, drquuxum for $4.50
Announcements:
Psyfe's production Friday, existentialist play, jcreed doing music
politically incorrect auction
Booth for dummies, power tools, wanking, eating pizza, booth meeting after meeting, allocation out of order, $25 for safety goggles, passes
Assassins game starting tonight- lcoyne won last game
Pravda? No one has submitted anything at all.
mkehrt doesn't use commas, had a plan to get Lucas to Dan's office so she could kill him, but he killed her first even though she knew he was supposed to kill her
Andres- get a girl drunk, offer her $5 to take shirt off, will beat the shit out of you, 10 cents shitty beads and she'll do anything, don't try to move all your stuff in a geagle shopping cart from Schlag to Mudge in the snow
Shawn- moving to Pittsburgh in 20 days, White Wolf: Noun:the Verbing, Pimp: the Backhanding, gamers misogynistic pigs who know nothing about women
Em: TA from last semester- paperwork, forgot to give her a grade
Lizza: roommates complaining that she says random things when they come in and she's sleeping and sits up and pretends she's awake, she's better than Abe, Abe said "sex, stab, zombies", Akiva should write about dingoes
vkaplan- film after meeting
Shawn- freshman roommate talked in sleep, "goddammit. Give it back,"... "I put it on your desk already,"... "All right."
Booth
Edward- Over New Year's had a really crappy time, changing clothes, shopping cart, cop car, told to take shopping cart back, found Misha- car
Lizza invited to ball- ROTC Ball, costume shop
Abe- Ceremony- played three of his requests- other people requested two of them as well, Zombie Nation!!1!
Akiva- anyone want to take shopping cart out of his garage and return it to Misha
Greg- motion to booth
adjourn
