Minutes20050103?
(I am pretty sure I got the date wrong here 7 years after the fact. Sorry. -Xander (RecSec 2012-13))
Body part of the week: "Integral"
Abe: new year, mumblemumble, break, breakish, A in OS, better than you unless you also took OS and got an A, class in CFA- go up 3 floors to get to the 3rd floor, teacher doesn't know how to speak, um and um and um and Abe certainly doesn't do that, door into some mystery place, muddy footprints
Akiva: had a break, slept and read a lot, after you graduate they don't kill you, Janie and mtolan, living room changes colors, New Year tree, talked to Matt, decided to get a grant for an art project doorknocking and proselytizing scientific method, babies on New Year trees?, things to do, responsibilities, new people- Lucy, no major, has two feet; Jake fine art, nose hair; Dan, likes sociology and film, loves clouds, Carmen gets 1000 comrade points, art people get 2000 for bringing new people, comrade points redeemable for cash and prizes
Styger: Get Board Get Carded, food, bring board and card games, pneumonia sucks, spacequest- can tell what to say for headcount so they don't bitch at her
Matt: blight in middle of room, went skiing, Montreal, A in OS, Pravda?
Rebecca: read, tetrinet, hard drive broke- computer always breaks at parents' house, had to use parents' computer- Windows ME- installed 36 patches to make it "usable", checked history on it- mother doesn't know about livejournal, 4 cheeses
Emily: bitterness- KGB could buy only 33 copies of vector mechanics book, vacation cool, a lot of family, more family, more family, mom made her sleep with dog, bookmark permanently attached to book, written by someone named Beer, lots of people not members, not cool, pay dues, pay twice so you can vote twice, Tartan one page thick, lots of bad money, two smushed pennies, Venezuelan money
Lizza: taking care of two dogs, one ate the other's poo, slept with her, call people puppy kickers- nothing worse, walked on thin ice, fell through, cold, so was Brewer, who also fell through thin ice, hiked mountain, old buildings, watched a guy make shoes, gonna make candles next fall
Committees:
Pop occultism- family one of nature's masterpieces- Picasso, Akiva will steal your heart, deep appreciation of arts and music- family painted by Picasso
Committees to destroy Ohio and Kentucky- abject failure because of Tetrinet
Timecube committee
Ministry of truth- architectural revolution
Booooooooooooth- going to start happening more regularly- Saturday at 14 booth stuff at Kage regularly, cookies covered in sawdust- how Ed likes his women
Haiku- success
meta committee- success
kinky- horse gear
Esoteric- people might laugh at you if you define progeny as the result of a creative process
Old business: pfennig, but Soviet pfennig better, Functor isn't Ed's pfault
Old person- present at founding of KGB- Shawn's former officemate, freshman in '86, UCC- now Cyert, blueprints of buildings with cable plans- dumpster dived, includes tunnel maps, digital scanner, put online
New business:
Move that whoever that guy is is awesome, passes by acclamation
Committee for lectures and political speakers- Will Wheaton- he'll sleep on Roselawn 7 couch, we'll give him ramen, Julie's discretionary fund?
Committee to find or build Abe a brain, girlfriends are backup brains, anaaktge give him a button to create a girl, passes, cdinwood for $5, she's chair, Lizza cochair
Committee to tell Wes that Functor's broken- Functor's broken, $8 to rlambert, she and mrwright cochair, Functor's broken
More piercings in 2005, no second
Styger- allocation <=$50 for commestibles, commestibles or combustibles?
Allocation to buy combustibles for the event, out of order
Committee to choose mumblemumble targets, amended to blahblahblah selecting targets and build an artificial sun, Styger for $5
Announcements:
Event Friday, games, food
Committee for lectures and political speakers- Creidieki, make posters like the CS dept, if you want to give a lecture on any topic talk to Ed
booth
Luke came late today
Submit to Pravda?
Tetrinet server cssd1.phycist.pitt.edu [That's what it looked like on the board, should that actually be physics?]
sign attendance sheet, Functor broken
Schmucks:
Em hates us- $2.49 Canadian, 98 American, 2 smashed pennies (money appears on table)
mstephen- 90% chance moving this week, needs help moving stuff
DVD player- remote had an any key
Xander is not suspended, Functor broken
Akiva's sister cheesebuyer at Whole Foods- every meal had cheese course
Florida seceded, other stuff
Wes- something about long hair and nutrition
Devon's teeth hate her
Assassins- games starting tonight, don't email gwillen, email shiue, read assocs.kgb.assassins
rweldon- slept through all her classes today
Ed- erototoxins- link between pornography and serial murder, rape, wikipedia
dlstern- show, guy threw drumstick at him
shawn- first day of Modern Chem II, forgotten more chemistry than most people ever knew
Ministry of truth- Vicodin- great way to start semester
Administrator got a call at 9:00 am on a Saturday- Julie is evil
mrwright doesn't know how to use a digital camera but can write an OS
vkaplan has short hair, haircuts
adjourn
