Minutes20120515

Officer Reports:

   Bubbles: 
   Had a weekend. Had a final for which he did not study, but he is done now, so he gives zero fucks. 
   He is now in a packing frenzy and has realized that he has too many bedsheets. 
   (After much deliberation it was decided that he should make sails for a checkered pirate ship. Maybe using staples.)

   Tvaughan: 
   Looks like Oren. Had a weekend and is pretty tired. Forgot his guitar. 

   Tbroman:
   Had a weekend. Is done with finals, which is pretty cool. 
   Had a relaxing weekend where there was a Sherlock marathon which was awesome. 
   Whoo, summer! We have summer meetings at 4:30 on the steps of DH. Show up an hour fashionably late. 

   Margaret: 
   Looks like Caroline. Had a weekend. Finished last final and there was lots of sleeping, Dr. Who and other TV.
   Is packing to move two doors down. 

   Xander:
   Is already missing Organic Chemistry. There must be something wrong with him. 

   Kharring:
   Looks like eforney. Worked on thesis, procrastinated, got drunk, and looked at imgur.

   Marlena:
   Did not have a weekend - 251. [REDACTED]. In a daze now.

Committee Reports:

   The Ad-Hoc Temporal Relative and Physics Troll - same time as eforney's report and time is always moving foreward. 

   Chief of time - Who stole all the time?
   
   Marlena kicks Sacunnin's ass

   The Time Mafia denies responsibility

   CFA committee - Way of spelling recycling bin - Relycing

   Story telling - Glisson tells the story of the Gimli Glider (originally by Goob) involves the ballsiest pancake of all time.

   251 Torture committee - success

   pfenning - Mckinnie has the thing. The earth is not his fault.

New business:

   Spiderthigs committee
   Purpose: take a thing and pretend it is spider like and sing about it.
   Its a good idea
   Spoken lyrics: Spider thing...
   Repeat that in song: Spider thing...
   What is not your spider fault?
   Passes. $1 to McGinnis. Spider people chair

   Sleepy turtle president committee.
   (When he said "are there any more committees", Bubbles looked like a turtle.)
   Purpose: To get bubbles to get us to stack up so he can get as high as possible. 
   Append - To give Bubbles a stack of mashed potatoes. 
   Also, Yurtle the Lobotomized. 
   Passes. $2 to Broman. Anyone who has played that snapping turtle card in Cards against humanity. You know the one.

   Fist bump R&D committee:
   Purpose: research new fist bumps, high fives, etc.
   Eforney: Dildo bumps?
   ccolombo makes glisson uncomfortable. 
   High five -> turkey -> thanksgiving
   Eiffel Tower = high five
   Fuck you handshake from eforney and broman
   Snail high five
   Yelling high five
   Racist high five
   passes $7 to eforney. People who want to do fun high fives chair.

   Because the name and purpose shoud be kept straight 
   The committee for grossly boring semantics
   The ministry of silly purposes approves
   Name and purpose are reversed twice
   Motion to change name to "Tbroman's name"
   Bromine is a good leaving group in an Sn2 reaction.
   I will destroy you all with my name lazor
   Has that ever stopped us before committee - Name has been changed and tied into a bow
   Change name to abuse of friendly creators - friendly
   Append "append" to name and purpose - friendly
   Append to name "overly friendly" - friendly
   Your committee got hijacked: success
   Change name and purpose to "Call to question" - passes
   WAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHH (Your committee got hijacked is always misappropriated) 
   Question is called. 
   Passes. $3 to Scorri. People who like to call the question to chair.

   Locomotion committee
   Purpose: to do the locomotion.
   Motion to append "Four" to the beginning of the name - failed
   Motion to append part of the hokey pokey to the purpose - passed
   Change purpose to "Hey macarena" - passes
   Change name to mochalotion committee - failed
   Change name to mochalotion locomotion - no second
   CRAZY TRAIN
   Change name to grand funk railroad - friendly
   Call to question
   Passes. $2 to Broman. Disbanded

   Append committee
   ""
   Append "here we go again"
   Append "Ix"
   Append "X, Y, and Z" #Z is pronounced "Zed"
   Append "icitis" to purpose
   Nothing happened for a good while. Strange. 
   Append performance art, claisen condensations, Ugi and Mannich reactions, a bear, and ectomy.
   (drawing of a cactus)
   Append umlauts to all vowels in the purpose.
   Test the RecSec reports success.
   RecSec reports: Fuck you! I forgot my laptop so I am writing these minutes by hand so the JOKE IS ON YOU, BITCHES!
   Append a running chainsaw
   Append headbanging Xander to purpose
   Append the population of Canada and McGinnis to purpose
   Passes. Sold for $2 to Broman. Disbanded.

   Tbroman could not disband this committee
   Tbroman could not possibly disband this committee
   Tbroman: Motion to postpone indefinitely - fails
   Oren: It's time to get the disband back together!
   Passes. $9 to McGinnis. Disbanded

   Fillibuster committee
   Purpose: Started in 18dickety2. Teh number 20 was.... (Broman is a wanker)
   You can read a phonebook or dictionary but have no class.
   I would like to have a moment of silence for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
   Christian is dilatory. Rose reads the Sandman. Which is awesome. Everyone damn well appreciates it.
   Passes. $8 to broman. Broman, twright, sully to chair.

Real Relevant announcements: We do not have an event. Puzzlehunt will meet over the summer

Shmucks Who Like to Mouth Off: Xander is looking for test subjects, money. McGinnis throws money

We GTFO