Minutes20130424

Officer Reports

   Broman
       had a weekend
       ACTUALLY had a weekend-no booth and no KGB event. He's FREE! Suck it JRAM
       Google games. Won some neat things by being good at things google doens't care about
       Has a lot of work to do

   Caroline
       Had a weekend.
       It involved being purple.

   JRAM
       Had a weekend!
       Useless stuff auction was good! Bought a keyboard
       Google Games was good! 3 of the 5 top teams had a member of exec on them
       EVENT! LDoC Picnic, 5:30, black chairs, going to Farpark
       OTHER EVENT! Mafia Night on reading day. Meet at black chairs at 5:00. Show up on time!
           RSVP by email! Make sure he gets it by end of LDoC Picnic.
           Bring real cash dollars because splitting checks on credit cards sucks.

   Marlena
       Had a weekend!
       Auctioned things for money and dollars and was mistaken for Ramona Flowers
       Saturday was last aeronauts campaign D:
       Watched Three Musketeers after
       Sunday was a "work day": 5 hours -> climbing and driving around
       Not a zombie!

   Zora
       Had a weekend!
       The theme was "Productive but not productive enough"
       UPA, then "work" then not doing work, then "doing work" (but the wrong work), then WORK.

   Dillon
       Had a weekend!
       USA makes him happy as treasurer
       Fourth at google games! Not enough to get prizes....
       Sunday felt like Monday because WORK

   Mike
       Had a weekend!
       Got the most usefull thing at USA!
       Saturday was a black hole! Frisbee and pretending to do work.
       Built a mousetrap car

Committee Reprots

   Committee to test rec sec would like remind
   
   committee to do a thing is recruiting
   
   puzzlehunt committee. people who want to stff should to to PH 19C at 4:30 on wednesday
   
   Motion to create out of order committee OUT OF ORDER
   
   pasta tonight committee excited for mafia night
   
   ad hoc Pasta GNIGT committee empty headed wipers of other peoples bottoms, i wave my private parts at your aunties

   Storytelling committee
       4.29.12 never forget on R7's fridge
       been so much more than a year...but so much less
       it was blissfull and naive
       how do you honor a national tragedy?
           we're lying to ourselves when we say things are back to normal
       it was a day like any other...who would expect the tragedy
       college students gatehred in roselawn and needed FOOD. FAST
       sandwich shop in illinois--Jimmy Johns
           got popular fast in Charleston and expanded to the WORLD
       Jimmy John's tugged on the College students' hearts
           passed around a laptop and entered their sandwiches
           but when did they want them delivered?
               but the dropdown menu, at 9:00PM on a Sunday, reported "closed"
       The college students felt deeply cheated for the first time.
       There is no reversing that day, nor bringing back the lost sandwiches.
       We mustn't let the experience hold us down.
       April 29th, 2012. Never forget.

Old Business

   The Thing! Getting zombied is not Xander's fault

New Business

   Best state in the union committee: Illinois is the best state b/c jimmy johns
       name best date
       all instances of illinois = april 25 DENIED
           ref to Miss Congeniality
       change best to cheapest in title FAILED
       april 28 2012 appended to purpose
       instances of april to bug mars DENIED
       april to maypril DENIED
       question called
       PASSES. $2 to Thomas. Disbanded
   
   The Soup Committee: Welcome to the 45th annual Loup de Soup. we have just returned to the tomato circuit and we are beginning the spilt pea....alsdkjgaalksdg
       this committe could only get more Oren if there was a bunch of Star Trek shit
       motion to change the accent to german
           only if appended DONE
       change instances of soup to soup OR salad DENIED
       append to purpose the same thing again in an eastern europen accent
       committee to test rec sec reports early success
       PASSES. $4 to Peter. Diana will chair.
       
   Out of Order committee
   
   The shit I lied about in the tarten committee: tartan moving to alaska
       Ethan: given takeover of PHI: everyone required to take alcohol based course every semester
           Xander: ochem 2?
       ABSTAINED. $3 to Drew. JRAM chairs.
   
   the oren and absurdity hour: HOAC wee
       append live baracuda
       purpose changed to something??
       purpose changed to I bet you were expecting something outlandish here
       PASSES. $2 to Oren. Sir Thomas Edison and Oren Chair
   
   But it's intuitive committee: push well designed products on unwilling people
       prepend a paywall
       motion to torrent it instead
           you wouldn't download an iphone, would you?
           Xander has been banned for 45 hours from CMU servers
       change to but it's in two peices: to cause havoc
           change name to it's not in two pieces, yet.
       PASSES $3 to Marlena. Thomas chairs.
       
   Marlena and Oren Committee: they each choose half of purpose
       change to oren and marlena variety hour
       change to mandarin orange committee DONE
       every other word of purpose : this is not a drill
           every other, other word AOOOUUHH
       motion to change purpose to entire text of raven DONE
       Phone case to winner of auction! Someone threw it at Marlena
       all instances of quoth -> said DONE
       replace all Nevermore with Fuck You DONE
       all lenore with bugmars DENIED
       replace every letter with prime index to bug mars DENIED
       all raven to writing desk DONE
       question called
       PASSES. $3 to Broman. Whoever owns the phone case will chair.
       
   Victor Sage speed dial committee: to ease calling of question
       question called
       PASSES. $2 to Drew. Every one in room chairs. Drew gets the Phone case
   
   Motion to make alloccation for $100 for event
       more because burgers
       IT'S A GOOD IDEA
   
   We aren't funding your doomsday plans, Xander.
   
   Motion to make allocation not to exceed $10 to buy Stephen dinner
       IT'S A BAD IDEA
       replace all Stephen with the Raven
       Thomas has clearly gotten Stephen's semen (used the "royal" us)
       The Napoleon J Bonaparte committee approves
       question called
       FAILS
       
   motion to over the next few weeks, one person who voted to buy stephen dinner has to buy him dinner
   
   acclamotion committee: you gotta swing your hips now...
       replace acclamotion with locomotion DONE
       motion to remain in motion unless force acts upon it
       append to purpose crazy train DONE
       append grand funk railroad (both band and railroad) DONE
       append thomas the tank engine theme song FAILED
       append that previous thing mashup with BMX DONE
       ~Arthur theme song interlude~
       question called
       PASSES $2 to Thomas. Emily, Adam, Thomas, Al chair.
   
   something committee: general purpose of KGB
       change purpose to installing windows, computer waste in general
       purpose to It's only five twenty!
       append to purpose it's five o clock... somewhere
       McGinnis fillibusters. Thanks. You made my job easy.
       question called due to hunger.
       FAILS
       
   unnecessary and uncomfortable stream of racial slurs committee
       NOPE
   
   alcaholist committee: alcohology
       append champers
       dkirby objects, committee is redundant with Pitt
       alcohology to alcoholomy
       motion to obey law of equivalent exchange
       alcohology grad students will suffer drinking problems later in life...because of grad school
       question called
       PASSES $15 to Drew. Drew and anyone who wants to will Chair
   

Announcements

   EVENTS! LDoC picnic! Black chairs at 5:30, Farpark at 6:00. NOT FLAGSTAFF.
       Mafia Night! Meet at black chairs at 5:00, RSVP to JRAM
   

Schmucks

   Nerf war saturday, 9:15 PM. Wean 7500 (the usual spot). Don't need your own Nerf guns.
   
   Puzzlehunt staff! 9:30 AM PH A19C. Please show up so they don't panic!
   

Purple and GTFO